Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary https://theonion.com/teacher-required-to-provide-own-salary/
July 29, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary https://theonion.com/teacher-required-to-provide-own-salary/
What an embarrassment.
August 29, 2026 at 5:24 PM
What an embarrassment.
Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary
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June 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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What form of sociopathy required them to need a court order to stop doing this?
July 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
What form of sociopathy required them to need a court order to stop doing this?
Head pat required 🐱
September 11, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Head pat required 🐱
When "required by law" becomes just a suggestion.
May 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
When "required by law" becomes just a suggestion.
No context or explanation required.
February 21, 2026 at 8:10 PM
No context or explanation required.
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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September 22, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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Hard to believe but the President of the United States is not required to release his taxes.
Clearly that needs to change. Releasing taxes must be required to run for president.
Clearly that needs to change. Releasing taxes must be required to run for president.
May 22, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Hard to believe but the President of the United States is not required to release his taxes.
Clearly that needs to change. Releasing taxes must be required to run for president.
Clearly that needs to change. Releasing taxes must be required to run for president.
Proof of life should be required. Today.
April 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Proof of life should be required. Today.
Requiring REAL IDs and passports and birth certificates to vote?!?
Imagine if these were required to buy a gun.
Imagine if these were required to buy a gun.
April 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Requiring REAL IDs and passports and birth certificates to vote?!?
Imagine if these were required to buy a gun.
Imagine if these were required to buy a gun.
some assembly required
July 15, 2026 at 8:51 AM
some assembly required
Gun laws in Wisconsin:
No firearm registration.
No owner license required.
No state permit required to purchase rifles.
No permit required for open carry.
No assault weapon law.
No local autonomy over state law.
No background checks required for private sales.
No firearm registration.
No owner license required.
No state permit required to purchase rifles.
No permit required for open carry.
No assault weapon law.
No local autonomy over state law.
No background checks required for private sales.
December 16, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Gun laws in Wisconsin:
No firearm registration.
No owner license required.
No state permit required to purchase rifles.
No permit required for open carry.
No assault weapon law.
No local autonomy over state law.
No background checks required for private sales.
No firearm registration.
No owner license required.
No state permit required to purchase rifles.
No permit required for open carry.
No assault weapon law.
No local autonomy over state law.
No background checks required for private sales.
Pundits Praise Strength, Dexterity Required For Trump To Successfully Lift Middle Finger https://theonion.com/pundits-praise-strength-dexterity-required-for-trump-to-successfully-lift-middle-finger/
January 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Pundits Praise Strength, Dexterity Required For Trump To Successfully Lift Middle Finger https://theonion.com/pundits-praise-strength-dexterity-required-for-trump-to-successfully-lift-middle-finger/
🚨BREAKING: DOJ admits it has only released 12,285 documents required by Epstein Files Transparency Act. More than 2 million documents still need to be reviewed/released. DOJ is in violation of federal law that required release by Dec. 19.
More from Democracy Docket in am. www.democracydocket.com
More from Democracy Docket in am. www.democracydocket.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
🚨BREAKING: DOJ admits it has only released 12,285 documents required by Epstein Files Transparency Act. More than 2 million documents still need to be reviewed/released. DOJ is in violation of federal law that required release by Dec. 19.
More from Democracy Docket in am. www.democracydocket.com
More from Democracy Docket in am. www.democracydocket.com
How about we just go ahead and release the rest od the Epstein files as required by law
January 12, 2026 at 10:55 PM
How about we just go ahead and release the rest od the Epstein files as required by law
Release the TrumpStein Files unredacted as required by law!
January 6, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Release the TrumpStein Files unredacted as required by law!
By the next President's Day, everyone will be required to buy an exploding Tesla.
December 19, 2024 at 1:05 PM
By the next President's Day, everyone will be required to buy an exploding Tesla.
Since Congress’s allotted funds have already been improperly unallocated, U.S. citizens are questioning whether they are legally required to continue paying federal taxes.
March 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Since Congress’s allotted funds have already been improperly unallocated, U.S. citizens are questioning whether they are legally required to continue paying federal taxes.
Hmm…. Suddenly The Lion King feels less like a children’s movie and more like required reading.
September 13, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Hmm…. Suddenly The Lion King feels less like a children’s movie and more like required reading.
No saddle required, sir 🤠
December 5, 2024 at 5:51 PM
No saddle required, sir 🤠