Request for Action: Elon Musk is seeking access to Fort Knox’s gold reserves. Congressional oversight is requested to ensure transparency during the audit, with bipartisan participation. Fort Knox gold reserves undergo annual audits.
February 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Request for Action: Elon Musk is seeking access to Fort Knox’s gold reserves. Congressional oversight is requested to ensure transparency during the audit, with bipartisan participation. Fort Knox gold reserves undergo annual audits.
Wii Fat Reserves
December 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Wii Fat Reserves
Americans Dredge Up Last Remaining Reserves Of Grief https://theonion.com/americans-dredge-up-last-remaining-reserves-of-grief-1819575015/
September 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Americans Dredge Up Last Remaining Reserves Of Grief https://theonion.com/americans-dredge-up-last-remaining-reserves-of-grief-1819575015/
Shermie (KOF) - This print bouta atomize my magenta ink reserves
June 16, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Shermie (KOF) - This print bouta atomize my magenta ink reserves
Travis Kelce Reserves Seat At Reception For SpongeBob Just In Case https://theonion.com/travis-kelce-reserves-seat-at-reception-for-spongebob-just-in-case/
June 29, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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This is why I love Chicago so much. Their “we will fuck with you” reserves are BOTTOMLESS.
October 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This is why I love Chicago so much. Their “we will fuck with you” reserves are BOTTOMLESS.
fellas, is it a good sign when the Queen has to join the army reserves?
Queen Máxima of the Netherlands enlisted in the Dutch Army as a reservist, the Royal House said, because the country’s security “can no longer be taken for granted.”
Dutch Queen Joins the Military
Queen Máxima of the Netherlands enlisted as a reservist, the Royal House said, because the country’s security “can no longer be taken for granted.”
nyti.ms
February 5, 2026 at 4:07 AM
fellas, is it a good sign when the Queen has to join the army reserves?
Typhon's hefty heat reserves #Arknights
August 22, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Typhon's hefty heat reserves #Arknights
Ukraine was asked for half of its mineral reserves, in exchange for nothing
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Ukraine rejects Trump bid to take rights to half its mineral reserves
Kyiv wants security guarantees to be tied to any natural resources deal
on.ft.com
February 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Ukraine was asked for half of its mineral reserves, in exchange for nothing
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Nothing like sharing your reserves with someone in need. Such a "life saver"...
October 29, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Nothing like sharing your reserves with someone in need. Such a "life saver"...
These fucking morons are trying to blame BIDEN for the Strategic Petroleum Reserves being at record lows.
You can’t make this shit up.
You can’t make this shit up.
July 20, 2026 at 7:08 PM
These fucking morons are trying to blame BIDEN for the Strategic Petroleum Reserves being at record lows.
You can’t make this shit up.
You can’t make this shit up.
This is Stinky. He has very special twinkly tippy taps that he reserves just for playing in the snow. Please enjoy. 13/10
December 10, 2024 at 6:26 PM
This is Stinky. He has very special twinkly tippy taps that he reserves just for playing in the snow. Please enjoy. 13/10
Travis Kelce Reserves Seat At Reception For SpongeBob Just In Case
June 30, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Travis Kelce Reserves Seat At Reception For SpongeBob Just In Case
⚡️ Russia’s foreign currency reserves fall to lowest levels since 2008 amid mounting deficits.
To address its budget shortfall, Russia has begun selling off gold reserves from the National Welfare Fund.
To address its budget shortfall, Russia has begun selling off gold reserves from the National Welfare Fund.
Russia’s foreign currency reserves fall to lowest levels since 2008 amid mounting deficits
To address its budget shortfall, Russia has also begun selling off gold reserves from the National Welfare Fund.
kyivindependent.com
December 6, 2024 at 9:13 AM
⚡️ Russia’s foreign currency reserves fall to lowest levels since 2008 amid mounting deficits.
To address its budget shortfall, Russia has begun selling off gold reserves from the National Welfare Fund.
To address its budget shortfall, Russia has begun selling off gold reserves from the National Welfare Fund.
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March 24, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Venezuela = Oil & Gas Reserves
Gaza = Offshore Oil & Gas Reserves
Iran = Oil & Gas Reserves
Syria = Oil & Gas Reserves
Ukraine (Donetsk and Crimea) Oil & Gas
Mexico = Oil & Gas Reserves
Canada = Oil & Gas Reserves
See the connection yet ???
Gaza = Offshore Oil & Gas Reserves
Iran = Oil & Gas Reserves
Syria = Oil & Gas Reserves
Ukraine (Donetsk and Crimea) Oil & Gas
Mexico = Oil & Gas Reserves
Canada = Oil & Gas Reserves
See the connection yet ???
Fentanyl and coke are the new “weapons of mass destruction” lie. It’s Iraq all over again, folks. It’s always about controlling the oil.
October 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Venezuela = Oil & Gas Reserves
Gaza = Offshore Oil & Gas Reserves
Iran = Oil & Gas Reserves
Syria = Oil & Gas Reserves
Ukraine (Donetsk and Crimea) Oil & Gas
Mexico = Oil & Gas Reserves
Canada = Oil & Gas Reserves
See the connection yet ???
Gaza = Offshore Oil & Gas Reserves
Iran = Oil & Gas Reserves
Syria = Oil & Gas Reserves
Ukraine (Donetsk and Crimea) Oil & Gas
Mexico = Oil & Gas Reserves
Canada = Oil & Gas Reserves
See the connection yet ???
What are you going to do? Save your money? For the future?!
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September 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
What are you going to do? Save your money? For the future?!
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it’s cool, we have endless reserves of oil
There is no deal FYI. The Strait will remain closed. This is terrible news but it’s the price of incompetence.
June 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
it’s cool, we have endless reserves of oil
Mario Quiz Card - Where are most of the world’s oil reserves?
September 25, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Mario Quiz Card - Where are most of the world’s oil reserves?
On russian Telegram: Reserves kaput
The government has printed out its last reserves
With oil prices falling, the budget deficit growing and the National Welfare Fund rapidly depleting, Putin has “unsealed” the last monetary reserves – rubles accumulated in bank accounts
1/2
The government has printed out its last reserves
With oil prices falling, the budget deficit growing and the National Welfare Fund rapidly depleting, Putin has “unsealed” the last monetary reserves – rubles accumulated in bank accounts
1/2
March 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
On russian Telegram: Reserves kaput
The government has printed out its last reserves
With oil prices falling, the budget deficit growing and the National Welfare Fund rapidly depleting, Putin has “unsealed” the last monetary reserves – rubles accumulated in bank accounts
1/2
The government has printed out its last reserves
With oil prices falling, the budget deficit growing and the National Welfare Fund rapidly depleting, Putin has “unsealed” the last monetary reserves – rubles accumulated in bank accounts
1/2
SecDef Hegseth eyeing Canada's strategic Crown Royal reserves
January 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
SecDef Hegseth eyeing Canada's strategic Crown Royal reserves
There’s $5 billion sitting in SNAP reserves right now. The money’s there.
The Administration just decided feeding families matters less than bailing out Argentina.
The Administration just decided feeding families matters less than bailing out Argentina.
October 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
There’s $5 billion sitting in SNAP reserves right now. The money’s there.
The Administration just decided feeding families matters less than bailing out Argentina.
The Administration just decided feeding families matters less than bailing out Argentina.
🚨Warning🚨 PSA for the community! Oil reserves are drying up!
June 2, 2026 at 1:31 PM
🚨Warning🚨 PSA for the community! Oil reserves are drying up!