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Fran 🍉🍕💥

@franpun.bsky.social

Pizza Tower (Symbiosis AU) - A Rude Customer (4/4) #pizzatower

The customer suddenly jolts up and wakes up outside of Peppino's restaurant looking disheveled and covered in inanimate dough bits. Customer: Huh?... W-what just happened...Where am I? Customer: I'm outside that guy's restaurant! What did that freak do to me?! A wide shot of the outside of the restaurant is seen and the customer suddenly realises where they are and looks around in a panicked state. There is a chunk of twitching dough with an eyeball next to them. The dough is shown to be the doughy remains of a Fake Peppino clone, as their other eye and nose forms. A hand grows out of the dough and tries to grab the customer. Dough clone, very garbled: go away Customer, terrified: EEK! Get away from me! AAIIIEEEEE!!!!! The customer runs off into the distance away from the restaurant and a cloud of dust forms behind them. Dough clone: ciao

The page cuts back to the interior of the restaurant which is all trashed up with tables fallen over and chairs knocked over, where we see Peppino again, who is about to sit back down on the counter chair. Peppino: Well... *groans* Peppino: There goes another customer...again... Strings of dough come out of Peppino's back and they begin tidying up the restaurtant. Fake Peppino's eye and nose can be seen on one string. Peppino: But then, they were an absolute scumbag, stronzo... Good riddance to be honest. I'm just glad that it's all over. They nearly broke the windows. I can't afford to replace the windows. I'm already barely getting by with all this debt. The strings of dough return back to Peppino and a reforming Fake Peppino comes out his back. FP: i'm still hungry. why won't you let me eat the customers. it sends a good message to anyone who tries to mess with us Peppino, looking mildly disturbed: Go eat a cockroach instead or something... THE END

April 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM

Mike Cormack

@bucketoftongues.bsky.social

Big and shiny with not a single restaurtant, bar or shop work visiting.

April 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM

miesi

@miesmacherin.bsky.social

ich will nicht sagen bei der hitze ist meine zündschnur kurz aber ich hab gerade im restaurtant nen kleinen breakdown bekommen weil leute sich drüber lustig gemacht haben dass ich eine flasche wasser alleine trinken will

June 24, 2026 at 5:18 PM

@kfunk937.bsky.social

Very sidebar: it is impossible for me to hear/read Polish restaurant without evoking a local Polish restaurtant whose misprinted menu read "Polish Peasant Breast," which was in the same strip-mall Cleveland suburb as the legally mandated $1 movie theatre (formerly a porno).

February 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM