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Syth glances up to a speaker with bags under their eyes. They have a nametag and a collar that can detonate around their neck. A voice from the speaker states "Approval rating: 85.9%. Goal: 86%. Explosive active. Smile or it goes off." Syth grimaces and thinks "fuckass metrics..they dont do shit for me." Suddenly, many instruments of torture circle the poor dog. "Okay, we can make an example as well-" states the speaker. This makes Syth fix his attitude, saluting and proclaiming "Glory be to the customer!"
May 30, 2026 at 12:17 PM