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Daily Simpsons quote.
Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, with our help, you'll never touch a beer again.
Homer: Aaah! [jumps out the window]
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Ned: You know, Reverend, this really isn't a hymn.
Reverend Lovejoy: Ned, there's an oil stain in the parking lot that looks just like St. Barnabas.
Ned: Oh, my stars!
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September 14, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Daily Simpsons quote.
Homer: (as he runs into the church) Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
Reverend Lovejoy: Oh, why did I ever teach him that word?
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Rev. Lovejoy: Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same. #thesimpsons #reverendlovejoy
November 25, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Daily Simpsons quote.
Rev. Lovejoy: Perhaps it's time to fight razzle with dazzle.
Rev. Lovejoy [sings off-key]: Michael row, row, row the boat...
Todd: Is he killing that ukulele, Daddy?
Ned: Yes, son.
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September 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Daily Simpsons quote.
(Groundskeeper Willie starts working on melting the ice from the church door with a welding torch.)
Reverend Lovejoy: How's that door coming, Willie?
Willie: Miracles are yer department, Reverend!
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March 29, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Daily Simpsons quote.
Ned Flanders: Reverend, would you like to try some of my devil's food cake?
Reverend Lovejoy: Is that really devil's food?
Ned Flanders: No, it's angel's food with chocolate on top.
Reverend Lovejoy: Mmm-hmmm, I thought so.
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March 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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