My universe revolves around you. Happy Valentine’s Day, Gabby.
February 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
My universe revolves around you. Happy Valentine’s Day, Gabby.
Basic Woman’s Entire Personality Revolves Around Things She Enjoys
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March 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Basic Woman’s Entire Personality Revolves Around Things She Enjoys
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can't believe the guy whose entire political philosophy revolves around domination would turn out to be a hawk
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
can't believe the guy whose entire political philosophy revolves around domination would turn out to be a hawk
(guy who thinks gnosticism revolves around gnocchi) fantastic
[guy who’s spent the past 72 hours watching videos on Gnosticism]: gonna be a huge year for Gnosticism I think
January 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
(guy who thinks gnosticism revolves around gnocchi) fantastic
Basic Woman’s Entire Personality Revolves Around Things She Enjoys
Basic Woman’s Entire Personality Revolves Around Things She Enjoys
NORFOLK, VA—Rolling their eyes at her mindless embrace of that which brings her happiness in life, sources confirmed Tuesday that basic woman Madison Derry’s entire personality revolves around things ...
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February 17, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Basic Woman’s Entire Personality Revolves Around Things She Enjoys
the media and democratic senators operate like the entire world revolves around conservatives
January 27, 2026 at 4:12 PM
the media and democratic senators operate like the entire world revolves around conservatives
rosalina revolves around the moon
June 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM
rosalina revolves around the moon
Perfect way to make a whole galaxy feel small because everything revolves around 5 people.
September 27, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Perfect way to make a whole galaxy feel small because everything revolves around 5 people.
My cat is convinced that this entire house revolves around her... and she's right.
😽: Lucy
😽: Lucy
July 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My cat is convinced that this entire house revolves around her... and she's right.
😽: Lucy
😽: Lucy
The world revolves around my dick
June 5, 2026 at 10:05 AM
The world revolves around my dick
Its insane that American politics now more or less revolves around infrequently passing a single comically large overstuffed money bill instead of like... normal legislation
September 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Its insane that American politics now more or less revolves around infrequently passing a single comically large overstuffed money bill instead of like... normal legislation
These folks showed more restraint than I ever could.
What’s wrong with people like this woman, who think the world revolves around them and lose it when they find out it doesn’t?
What’s wrong with people like this woman, who think the world revolves around them and lose it when they find out it doesn’t?
September 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
These folks showed more restraint than I ever could.
What’s wrong with people like this woman, who think the world revolves around them and lose it when they find out it doesn’t?
What’s wrong with people like this woman, who think the world revolves around them and lose it when they find out it doesn’t?
the world revolves around trans people
May 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
the world revolves around trans people
>war in the Middle East revolves around a partner force supported by air power
March 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
>war in the Middle East revolves around a partner force supported by air power
Half of the field of sexology revolves around sexually harassing trans women, and the same half also revolves around making excuses for child abusers. Draw no conclusions whatsoever
Here's promoter of the "autogynephilia" pseudoscience concept J Michael Bailey, complaining that a science journal doesn't discuss the imagined sexuality of a 17 year-old in a paper about how she solved a math problem.
Anyway, trans women are the perverts by the way.
Anyway, trans women are the perverts by the way.
August 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Half of the field of sexology revolves around sexually harassing trans women, and the same half also revolves around making excuses for child abusers. Draw no conclusions whatsoever
How is anyone meant to stay sane when the entire world revolves around one man’s insanity
September 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
How is anyone meant to stay sane when the entire world revolves around one man’s insanity
I'm telling you people the Earth revolves around the sun.
March 26, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I'm telling you people the Earth revolves around the sun.
Probably very bad that American entertainment revolves around gambling these days
the data behind this kind of decision must show some incredibly dark stuff that they're trying to get ahead of
ESPN Launches “The Talk” Campaign to Promote Responsible Sports Betting
ESPN is educating and protecting its audience as sports betting becomes more mainstream with a new responsible gaming campaign.
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January 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Probably very bad that American entertainment revolves around gambling these days
I tell my undergrads that my 20th c lecture course revolves around two big questions — what is America and who counts as American?
this was more or less my conclusion from my undergrad lib arts degree:
April 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I tell my undergrads that my 20th c lecture course revolves around two big questions — what is America and who counts as American?
Everything revolves around social media now and it sucks
June 27, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Everything revolves around social media now and it sucks
The whole point of naming laws after victims is to stampede over the unpopular fact that the Bill of Rights revolves around protecting the rights of the accused
It's really hard to explain to people who haven't spent time invested in criminal law, but laws named after past victims of crimes are almost always atrocious.
The Laken Riley Act is another data point in favor of a small theory of mine:
Any criminal legal law named after a person is a terrible law w egregious overreach.
Any criminal legal law named after a person is a terrible law w egregious overreach.
January 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The whole point of naming laws after victims is to stampede over the unpopular fact that the Bill of Rights revolves around protecting the rights of the accused
Morning to the girls who think the world revolves around them...
Also, it does... #StellaMcD #CatsofBluesky #cats #WhiskersWednesday
Also, it does... #StellaMcD #CatsofBluesky #cats #WhiskersWednesday
September 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Morning to the girls who think the world revolves around them...
Also, it does... #StellaMcD #CatsofBluesky #cats #WhiskersWednesday
Also, it does... #StellaMcD #CatsofBluesky #cats #WhiskersWednesday
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Tbh a pretty large part of societal transmisogyny revolves around this
January 4, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Tbh a pretty large part of societal transmisogyny revolves around this
April 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM