#rigortortoise
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rw-one.bsky.social
RigorTortoise
July 6, 2026 at 12:07 PM
jaimed13.bsky.social
RigorTortoise
September 15, 2026 at 3:12 PM
honorable-steve.bsky.social
Rigortortoise hasn’t set in just yet
October 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
rhutabhayga.bsky.social
Where's Mitch?
#RigorTortoise
July 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
carpediemsinemetu.bsky.social
I heard on this site he is on Eternity Leave after a long bout with rigortortoise.
August 26, 2026 at 8:52 PM
doscojones.bsky.social
Rigortortoise?

Anyone?
July 7, 2026 at 1:22 AM
mickeykuhns.bsky.social
The RigorTortoise… 🐢
July 10, 2026 at 3:27 PM
peterdysart.bsky.social
He’s gone full rigortortoise. 🐢
July 7, 2026 at 1:47 AM
pinkfloydlarson.bsky.social
Rigortortoise 🐢 looks fine....😁
September 17, 2026 at 10:18 PM
jaimed13.bsky.social
Senator RigorTortoise
September 27, 2026 at 3:01 PM
honorable-steve.bsky.social
Rigortortoise?
October 4, 2025 at 10:32 AM
chesbaycapt.bsky.social
McConnell is in
full rigortortoise.
July 4, 2026 at 1:21 AM
pandjsmom.bsky.social
You KNOW he' dead. He's in rigortortoise
August 1, 2026 at 8:45 PM
erraggy.bsky.social
That rigortortoise be strong
July 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
meadowbrooktrout.bsky.social
Not to be a nit picker but rigortortoise is one word. 🤣
July 6, 2026 at 1:38 AM
michaelspoint.bsky.social
Rigortortoise has set in.
July 6, 2026 at 11:43 PM
aymiejoi.bsky.social
Someone said rigortortoise and I died. Just like Mitch. 😂
August 3, 2026 at 8:42 PM
squeakysquirrel.bsky.social
Rigortortoise!
😂🤣 💀 🐢 😂 🤣
August 1, 2026 at 8:49 PM
kat-otis.bsky.social
Glitch McConnell is in Rigortortoise, and I just can't anymore 😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
July 7, 2026 at 11:22 AM
jaimed13.bsky.social
Senator RigorTortoise
September 27, 2026 at 3:26 PM
pattypie.bsky.social
McConnell has rigortortoise!
September 21, 2026 at 7:20 PM
comeoncomet.bsky.social
#BurnInHell
#RigorTortoise
September 17, 2026 at 10:29 PM
jaimed13.bsky.social
Senator RigorTortoise
September 26, 2026 at 4:12 PM
thekelz.bsky.social
...rigortortoise.
July 7, 2026 at 5:31 PM
jaimed13.bsky.social
Senator RigorTortoise
September 16, 2026 at 7:36 PM