It’s the freakin weekend
February 21, 2026 at 12:54 AM
It’s the freakin weekend
This is a William T. Riker appreciation post. Like this post if you appreciate Will Riker.
March 6, 2026 at 3:29 PM
This is a William T. Riker appreciation post. Like this post if you appreciate Will Riker.
god, Riker really is the perfect man
This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek
April 19, 2026 at 1:26 AM
god, Riker really is the perfect man
Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.
March 7, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.
Alternative wedding venue I’d propose for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce:
June 25, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Alternative wedding venue I’d propose for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce:
the perfect wall clock doesn't ex......
March 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
the perfect wall clock doesn't ex......
I don’t know why I did this but it sort of works
December 20, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I don’t know why I did this but it sort of works
Riker. Something about Riker…
June 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Riker. Something about Riker…
For Halloween, I dressed up as Commander Riker of the USS Enterprise 🖖
November 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
For Halloween, I dressed up as Commander Riker of the USS Enterprise 🖖
Jeffrey Combs was on the shortlist to play Commander Riker and while Frakes should be Riker and is Riker I do like the idea of Jeffrey Combs alt universe Riker and how different the energy would be
August 28, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Jeffrey Combs was on the shortlist to play Commander Riker and while Frakes should be Riker and is Riker I do like the idea of Jeffrey Combs alt universe Riker and how different the energy would be
It’s pretty fucked up that they overdubbed Frakes playing trombone on Star Trek because if you imagine Riker as a character doing it really shitty it makes all those scenes much funnier
April 22, 2026 at 7:40 PM
It’s pretty fucked up that they overdubbed Frakes playing trombone on Star Trek because if you imagine Riker as a character doing it really shitty it makes all those scenes much funnier
NEIL RIKER: Lindsey Graham did 𝙣𝙤𝙩 die from explosive diarrhea
JIM HAGGERTY: You sound pretty certain of that
RIKER: I've watched the tapes. Lindsey Graham did not, quote-unquote, shit himself inside-out. He shat himself 𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚-𝙞𝙣
HAGGERTY: Who's responsible?
RIKER: Antif-A. Antif-B? On its way
JIM HAGGERTY: You sound pretty certain of that
RIKER: I've watched the tapes. Lindsey Graham did not, quote-unquote, shit himself inside-out. He shat himself 𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚-𝙞𝙣
HAGGERTY: Who's responsible?
RIKER: Antif-A. Antif-B? On its way
July 12, 2026 at 12:41 PM
NEIL RIKER: Lindsey Graham did 𝙣𝙤𝙩 die from explosive diarrhea
JIM HAGGERTY: You sound pretty certain of that
RIKER: I've watched the tapes. Lindsey Graham did not, quote-unquote, shit himself inside-out. He shat himself 𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚-𝙞𝙣
HAGGERTY: Who's responsible?
RIKER: Antif-A. Antif-B? On its way
JIM HAGGERTY: You sound pretty certain of that
RIKER: I've watched the tapes. Lindsey Graham did not, quote-unquote, shit himself inside-out. He shat himself 𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚-𝙞𝙣
HAGGERTY: Who's responsible?
RIKER: Antif-A. Antif-B? On its way
Me on Bsky anymore :/
Riker yelling " anybody " from TNG
Alt: Riker yelling " anybody " from TNG
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April 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Me on Bsky anymore :/
aesthetic perfection
February 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
aesthetic perfection
