SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
April 25, 2026 at 11:29 AM
river by a river...
@beaniegator.bsky.social 's wonderful River! Hooray for snakes in mildly oversized cloaks!
#art #pixelart #snake #hellyeahcloakcreature
@beaniegator.bsky.social 's wonderful River! Hooray for snakes in mildly oversized cloaks!
#art #pixelart #snake #hellyeahcloakcreature
June 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
river by a river...
@beaniegator.bsky.social 's wonderful River! Hooray for snakes in mildly oversized cloaks!
#art #pixelart #snake #hellyeahcloakcreature
@beaniegator.bsky.social 's wonderful River! Hooray for snakes in mildly oversized cloaks!
#art #pixelart #snake #hellyeahcloakcreature
August 29, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Multnomah Falls, Columbia River Gorge, 2016.
#landscape 📷
#landscape 📷
November 11, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Multnomah Falls, Columbia River Gorge, 2016.
#landscape 📷
#landscape 📷
Meanwhile the river
November 15, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Meanwhile the river
Chicago River
Torkel Korling, 1930’s
Torkel Korling, 1930’s
September 27, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Chicago River
Torkel Korling, 1930’s
Torkel Korling, 1930’s
River fauna ⭐️🐟
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
River fauna ⭐️🐟
Wolves are essential.
November 28, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Wolves are essential.
Multnomah Falls, Columbia River, Oregon
June 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Multnomah Falls, Columbia River, Oregon
River mist is the ghosts of our ancestors finding their Elysium
September 30, 2026 at 5:49 AM
River mist is the ghosts of our ancestors finding their Elysium
River and Joaquin Phoenix in 1985.
RIVER would’ve been 55 today.
RIVER would’ve been 55 today.
August 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
River and Joaquin Phoenix in 1985.
RIVER would’ve been 55 today.
RIVER would’ve been 55 today.
My painting MADISON RIVER
May 17, 2026 at 2:23 PM
My painting MADISON RIVER
Last days of summer scenes, Kenai River Alaska.
September 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Last days of summer scenes, Kenai River Alaska.
River and Joaquin Phoenix in 1985.
RIVER would’ve been 56 today.
RIVER would’ve been 56 today.
August 23, 2026 at 9:18 AM
River and Joaquin Phoenix in 1985.
RIVER would’ve been 56 today.
RIVER would’ve been 56 today.
Nile River seen from space
November 18, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Nile River seen from space
hanging out in the river
September 25, 2026 at 5:46 PM
hanging out in the river
got another #RockinTuesday #texture for #TextureTuesday from the S Fork Sacramento River.
#nature #river #rock
#nature #river #rock
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
got another #RockinTuesday #texture for #TextureTuesday from the S Fork Sacramento River.
#nature #river #rock
#nature #river #rock
December 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM