“You didn’t tell me these were the same Persians who beat the Romans!”
September 21, 2026 at 10:38 AM
“You didn’t tell me these were the same Persians who beat the Romans!”
Ski resorts, Yellowstone, Tesla dealerships….I haven’t seen mobs this angry since the Romans killed Caesar.
March 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Ski resorts, Yellowstone, Tesla dealerships….I haven’t seen mobs this angry since the Romans killed Caesar.
The Romans? The Romans didn’t know what a shark was, you think? The Romans who lived on the Mediterranean, home to at least 47 species of sharks? The Romans who were seafaring all over the place? Those Romans?
ah man this sucks, the first movie was so good because of its commitment to total historical accuracy, such as an australian guy fighting tigers in a cool-ass mask
November 1, 2024 at 6:13 PM
The Romans? The Romans didn’t know what a shark was, you think? The Romans who lived on the Mediterranean, home to at least 47 species of sharks? The Romans who were seafaring all over the place? Those Romans?
Boofed it 😒🤦♀️
Do as the Romans do, they say. Well I bloody tried !
I mean what did the Romans ever do for us? 🤔 - get it? 😉
TRIED to recreate the bread they found carbonised in Pompeii. Further practice needed.
#food #baking #bread #foodsky #romans #ancient #sourdough #wholemeal #cooking
Do as the Romans do, they say. Well I bloody tried !
I mean what did the Romans ever do for us? 🤔 - get it? 😉
TRIED to recreate the bread they found carbonised in Pompeii. Further practice needed.
#food #baking #bread #foodsky #romans #ancient #sourdough #wholemeal #cooking
January 15, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Boofed it 😒🤦♀️
Do as the Romans do, they say. Well I bloody tried !
I mean what did the Romans ever do for us? 🤔 - get it? 😉
TRIED to recreate the bread they found carbonised in Pompeii. Further practice needed.
#food #baking #bread #foodsky #romans #ancient #sourdough #wholemeal #cooking
Do as the Romans do, they say. Well I bloody tried !
I mean what did the Romans ever do for us? 🤔 - get it? 😉
TRIED to recreate the bread they found carbonised in Pompeii. Further practice needed.
#food #baking #bread #foodsky #romans #ancient #sourdough #wholemeal #cooking
It's the sacking of Rome, but by the Romans.
April 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It's the sacking of Rome, but by the Romans.
Devastated to discover that the Romans had an equivalent to the ahegao hoodie
September 27, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Devastated to discover that the Romans had an equivalent to the ahegao hoodie
A thing I find interesting about the way non historians talk about the Romans is how they will say stuff like "The Romans had indoor plumbing" which makes it sound like all Romans did, which non-experts probably think is true.
Rich people having something doesn't mean "Romans" did.
Rich people having something doesn't mean "Romans" did.
January 17, 2025 at 10:02 AM
A thing I find interesting about the way non historians talk about the Romans is how they will say stuff like "The Romans had indoor plumbing" which makes it sound like all Romans did, which non-experts probably think is true.
Rich people having something doesn't mean "Romans" did.
Rich people having something doesn't mean "Romans" did.
Romans suffer massive cortisol spike after Jesus brutally resurrectionmoggs them
April 4, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Romans suffer massive cortisol spike after Jesus brutally resurrectionmoggs them
friends, romans, cunts: listen up
November 27, 2024 at 2:01 PM
friends, romans, cunts: listen up
Friends, Romans, cunty men,
July 23, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Friends, Romans, cunty men,
Caligula's unorthodox style raises eyebrows among some liberal Romans.
-New York Times, 39 AD
-New York Times, 39 AD
October 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Caligula's unorthodox style raises eyebrows among some liberal Romans.
-New York Times, 39 AD
-New York Times, 39 AD
Roman Husband: "Oh, no! Romans forgot to have children. Now we don't have enough humans for our workforce!"
Roman Wife: "Romans have slaves and captured foreign workers."
Roman Husband: "Oh. Never mind . . ."
Roman Wife: "Romans have slaves and captured foreign workers."
Roman Husband: "Oh. Never mind . . ."
April 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Roman Husband: "Oh, no! Romans forgot to have children. Now we don't have enough humans for our workforce!"
Roman Wife: "Romans have slaves and captured foreign workers."
Roman Husband: "Oh. Never mind . . ."
Roman Wife: "Romans have slaves and captured foreign workers."
Roman Husband: "Oh. Never mind . . ."
Romans unimpressed.
September 26, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Romans unimpressed.
Romans: HOLY FUCK POTATOES
The Right: "If Rome was around today, the world would be united around their great works!"
The Left: "If Rome was around today, it would be a fascist hellhole!"
Romans if they were around today: "Woah. Board games are like, REALLY good now. This is crazy."
The Left: "If Rome was around today, it would be a fascist hellhole!"
Romans if they were around today: "Woah. Board games are like, REALLY good now. This is crazy."
Duodecima Scripta is in the same tables family (2 players with multiple pieces & captures) as The Royal Game of Ur & backgammon. We have found many, many examples of it, & there's writing from the time that demonstrates Romans were pretty obsessed with their dice games.
August 31, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Romans: HOLY FUCK POTATOES
Why did the Romans crucify Jesus? Because he became too woke.
April 3, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Why did the Romans crucify Jesus? Because he became too woke.
romans would have loved Microsoft office more than their children
April 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
romans would have loved Microsoft office more than their children
2000 years ago: the Romans would let an aqueduct destroy the Gardon Valley. We need clean water, but at what cost?
July 14, 2025 at 8:40 AM
2000 years ago: the Romans would let an aqueduct destroy the Gardon Valley. We need clean water, but at what cost?
Hadrian’s Wall meets Montezuma’s Revenge.
Ancient Romans Guarding Hadrian’s Wall Were Riddled with Worms and Parasites
Romans living in ancient Britain were plagued by intestinal parasites, all of which are spread by fecal contamination
www.scientificamerican.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Hadrian’s Wall meets Montezuma’s Revenge.
Time from publishing that column to someone quoting Romans at me — seven minutes.
November 10, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Time from publishing that column to someone quoting Romans at me — seven minutes.
🔴 Les outils de détection d'IA sont formels : les romans érotiques nuls de Bruno Le Maire ont bien été écrits par lui.
September 23, 2026 at 7:54 PM
🔴 Les outils de détection d'IA sont formels : les romans érotiques nuls de Bruno Le Maire ont bien été écrits par lui.
Not modern! Rotisserie chicken is one of the great ancient conveniences! Romans had them! Courtiers at Versailles ordered them!
the grocery store rotisserie chicken is one of the great modern conveniences
June 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Not modern! Rotisserie chicken is one of the great ancient conveniences! Romans had them! Courtiers at Versailles ordered them!
The Romans crucified Jesus without due process. So why should we give due process to immigrants?
April 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The Romans crucified Jesus without due process. So why should we give due process to immigrants?
Friends. Romans. Countrymen. THIS IS SERIOUS.
March 15, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Friends. Romans. Countrymen. THIS IS SERIOUS.