TWO HOURS LATER
ROOFER: *has gazed upon the face of hell* Every single roof tile along the ridge…stuffed full of twigs…
ME: Yup.
ROOFER: When you told me, I couldn’t quite picture it.
ME: Yep.
ROOFER: We took out fourteen nests!
ME: Yep.
ROOFER: *has gazed upon the face of hell* Every single roof tile along the ridge…stuffed full of twigs…
ME: Yup.
ROOFER: When you told me, I couldn’t quite picture it.
ME: Yep.
ROOFER: We took out fourteen nests!
ME: Yep.
April 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
TWO HOURS LATER
ROOFER: *has gazed upon the face of hell* Every single roof tile along the ridge…stuffed full of twigs…
ME: Yup.
ROOFER: When you told me, I couldn’t quite picture it.
ME: Yep.
ROOFER: We took out fourteen nests!
ME: Yep.
ROOFER: *has gazed upon the face of hell* Every single roof tile along the ridge…stuffed full of twigs…
ME: Yup.
ROOFER: When you told me, I couldn’t quite picture it.
ME: Yep.
ROOFER: We took out fourteen nests!
ME: Yep.
Welcome home! Now time to deploy to Chicago to kidnap a roofer
This Navy Officer coming home to surprise his family at the Phillies game has us in tears 🥹
August 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Welcome home! Now time to deploy to Chicago to kidnap a roofer
Another shed roofer , this time shared by @mpsud.bsky.social for your #FoxOfTheDay !
February 26, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Another shed roofer , this time shared by @mpsud.bsky.social for your #FoxOfTheDay !
ROOFER: As soon as we blocked the holes, they started attacking the cement!
ME: Sounds about right.
ROOFER: WHAT did you say these were?
ME: English house sparrows. They’re invasive, they bully other birds, and they do this.
ROOFER: Like fifty of them had a meeting on the roof! While we were there!
ME: Sounds about right.
ROOFER: WHAT did you say these were?
ME: English house sparrows. They’re invasive, they bully other birds, and they do this.
ROOFER: Like fifty of them had a meeting on the roof! While we were there!
April 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ROOFER: As soon as we blocked the holes, they started attacking the cement!
ME: Sounds about right.
ROOFER: WHAT did you say these were?
ME: English house sparrows. They’re invasive, they bully other birds, and they do this.
ROOFER: Like fifty of them had a meeting on the roof! While we were there!
ME: Sounds about right.
ROOFER: WHAT did you say these were?
ME: English house sparrows. They’re invasive, they bully other birds, and they do this.
ROOFER: Like fifty of them had a meeting on the roof! While we were there!
fuck it im hiring a roofer
May 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
fuck it im hiring a roofer
Won’t be long before we learn of an ICE detention center setting up in a former regional hospital
Sorry, no beds for cancer patients, we’ve got to lock up this father of three who works as a roofer.
Sorry, no beds for cancer patients, we’ve got to lock up this father of three who works as a roofer.
Big win for the close the hospitals, open the camps caucus today.
July 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Won’t be long before we learn of an ICE detention center setting up in a former regional hospital
Sorry, no beds for cancer patients, we’ve got to lock up this father of three who works as a roofer.
Sorry, no beds for cancer patients, we’ve got to lock up this father of three who works as a roofer.
Can’t imagine why people wouldn’t want their roofer to own a cursed Final Destination vehicle
"Yoni says the customers who terminated the roofing contract specifically told him that the issue was that he drove a Cybertruck."
www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...
www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...
A Tesla Cybertruck Owner Says He Lost $70,000 in Business Deals Because He Drives a Cybertruck. Adds, “I’m in a Dilemma; I’m Losing a Lot of Customers, but I Love My Cybertruck”
A Cybertruck owner says his roofing business is losing a lot of customers because of the Cybertruck. He adds that he lost $70,000 worth of deals because of the vehicle. However, he says he still loves...
www.torquenews.com
February 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Can’t imagine why people wouldn’t want their roofer to own a cursed Final Destination vehicle
ROOFER: And they just zip right by your face! I’ve dealt with pigeons but not these.
ME: They’re a thing. They kill the babies of other species and destroy their nests.
ROOFER: *aghast* …what do you think they’re gonna do now?
ME: Hopefully go somewhere else.
ME: They’re a thing. They kill the babies of other species and destroy their nests.
ROOFER: *aghast* …what do you think they’re gonna do now?
ME: Hopefully go somewhere else.
April 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
ROOFER: And they just zip right by your face! I’ve dealt with pigeons but not these.
ME: They’re a thing. They kill the babies of other species and destroy their nests.
ROOFER: *aghast* …what do you think they’re gonna do now?
ME: Hopefully go somewhere else.
ME: They’re a thing. They kill the babies of other species and destroy their nests.
ROOFER: *aghast* …what do you think they’re gonna do now?
ME: Hopefully go somewhere else.
#Florida roofer dragged through glass in FDLE arrest now held by ICE www.tcpalm.com/story/news/c...
Florida roofer dragged through glass in FDLE arrest now held by ICE
A Treasure Coast homeowner and roofer who was pulled through glass during a violent FDLE arrest is now in ICE custody in Miami.
www.tcpalm.com
September 21, 2026 at 6:03 PM
#Florida roofer dragged through glass in FDLE arrest now held by ICE www.tcpalm.com/story/news/c...
Shot this from the second floor balcony of the next building over yesterday. A roofer doing roofer stuff.
Pentax K-70
Pentax 55-300mm APS-C
#photography #streetphotography #urban #art #blueskyartshow #eastcoastkin #photographersofbluesky #blueskyphotography #roofer #roofing #construction #Pentax
Pentax K-70
Pentax 55-300mm APS-C
#photography #streetphotography #urban #art #blueskyartshow #eastcoastkin #photographersofbluesky #blueskyphotography #roofer #roofing #construction #Pentax
June 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Shot this from the second floor balcony of the next building over yesterday. A roofer doing roofer stuff.
Pentax K-70
Pentax 55-300mm APS-C
#photography #streetphotography #urban #art #blueskyartshow #eastcoastkin #photographersofbluesky #blueskyphotography #roofer #roofing #construction #Pentax
Pentax K-70
Pentax 55-300mm APS-C
#photography #streetphotography #urban #art #blueskyartshow #eastcoastkin #photographersofbluesky #blueskyphotography #roofer #roofing #construction #Pentax
Do you know what your roofer, home builder, or yard guy does on the weekends?
New from me and @tristanl.ee with a bit of help from @wileydcope.bsky.social: We identified companies in the Dallas-Fort Worth area that are operated either by members of Patriot Front or individuals with multiple connections to Patriot Front
www.texasobserver.org/revealed-fou...
www.texasobserver.org/revealed-fou...
Revealed: Four Businesses with Ties to Patriot Front Operating in North Texas
The neo-Nazi group is engaged in a strategy to establish an independent economic ecosystem. Through publicly available information, interviews, and in-person observation, the Observer has identified c...
www.texasobserver.org
January 15, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Do you know what your roofer, home builder, or yard guy does on the weekends?
Dad passed away this morning. Golfer, guitarist, chef, raconteur, roofer, new-Dad-in-his-sixties, solid gold hero. Love you Pops x
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Dad passed away this morning. Golfer, guitarist, chef, raconteur, roofer, new-Dad-in-his-sixties, solid gold hero. Love you Pops x
just broadcasting the game to my brother who’s a roofer
November 9, 2023 at 3:19 AM
just broadcasting the game to my brother who’s a roofer
Predictive advertising sucks. I searched PornHub for "roofer porn" and was immediately shown ads for hot shingles in my area
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Predictive advertising sucks. I searched PornHub for "roofer porn" and was immediately shown ads for hot shingles in my area
Rolling up in the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle from STRIPES, masked and armed to the teeth, all to snatch some roofer who probably rode there on a dirt bike just looking to do a day’s work.
I obtained this from a community member minutes after arriving on scene following a raid at the Cypress Park Home Depot this morning. they detained day laborers.
June 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Rolling up in the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle from STRIPES, masked and armed to the teeth, all to snatch some roofer who probably rode there on a dirt bike just looking to do a day’s work.
Yes, Jaime the immigrant roofer is the reason your son isn’t at Harvard
July 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Yes, Jaime the immigrant roofer is the reason your son isn’t at Harvard
I was a roofer for 3 months but it SUCKED.
April 25, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I was a roofer for 3 months but it SUCKED.
August 20, 2026 at 2:56 PM
What radicalized me against the US healthcare system?
My father is a roofer. A general contractor asked him to inspect a roof another roofer finished.
From the ground, my dad said it was shoddy work, but the contractor insisted he go up.
He did. A shingle slipped. He fell. He shattered his legs.
My father is a roofer. A general contractor asked him to inspect a roof another roofer finished.
From the ground, my dad said it was shoddy work, but the contractor insisted he go up.
He did. A shingle slipped. He fell. He shattered his legs.
December 11, 2024 at 6:11 PM
What radicalized me against the US healthcare system?
My father is a roofer. A general contractor asked him to inspect a roof another roofer finished.
From the ground, my dad said it was shoddy work, but the contractor insisted he go up.
He did. A shingle slipped. He fell. He shattered his legs.
My father is a roofer. A general contractor asked him to inspect a roof another roofer finished.
From the ground, my dad said it was shoddy work, but the contractor insisted he go up.
He did. A shingle slipped. He fell. He shattered his legs.
Absolutely. Just this morning I signed an email to my roofer “Love, Julie.”
April 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Absolutely. Just this morning I signed an email to my roofer “Love, Julie.”
Seems that the patriotic roofer from Carshalton who has gone around the country putting up flags.... has something of a blot on his copybook
September 3, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Seems that the patriotic roofer from Carshalton who has gone around the country putting up flags.... has something of a blot on his copybook
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
August 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
Can anyone recommend me a tiny roofer?
December 27, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Can anyone recommend me a tiny roofer?