My man looks like the spokesperson for Tang flavored roofies
October 14, 2026 at 1:03 PM
My man looks like the spokesperson for Tang flavored roofies
My man looks like he's waiting for the timer to go off for his latest batch of roofies.
October 14, 2026 at 1:58 PM
My man looks like he's waiting for the timer to go off for his latest batch of roofies.
We wanna hear more from him about when he DID need roofies!
October 14, 2026 at 4:52 PM
We wanna hear more from him about when he DID need roofies!
The only way I got through calculus in college was by integrating roofies into the hard problems and then giving a derivative apology afterwards.
October 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM
The only way I got through calculus in college was by integrating roofies into the hard problems and then giving a derivative apology afterwards.
The roofies worked better than expected.
October 15, 2026 at 10:01 AM
The roofies worked better than expected.
Chloroform would be hot. Make me afraid before I pass out, I come around tied up
Or roofies so I wouldn't remember anything until you showed me the video 😏
Or good old fashioned drunk so I'm aware but can't do anything
Or roofies so I wouldn't remember anything until you showed me the video 😏
Or good old fashioned drunk so I'm aware but can't do anything
October 15, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Chloroform would be hot. Make me afraid before I pass out, I come around tied up
Or roofies so I wouldn't remember anything until you showed me the video 😏
Or good old fashioned drunk so I'm aware but can't do anything
Or roofies so I wouldn't remember anything until you showed me the video 😏
Or good old fashioned drunk so I'm aware but can't do anything
No roofies on his watch👏🏻🔥💯🎯
October 8, 2026 at 12:21 AM
No roofies on his watch👏🏻🔥💯🎯
[girl who just bought rope and some roofies voice] Any girlies wanna have a sleepover? :3
October 15, 2026 at 6:28 AM
[girl who just bought rope and some roofies voice] Any girlies wanna have a sleepover? :3
There's apparently donating to Glinner fundraisers, joking about roofies and smacking his kids as well. A full and rich life 🤷♀️
October 9, 2026 at 3:48 PM
There's apparently donating to Glinner fundraisers, joking about roofies and smacking his kids as well. A full and rich life 🤷♀️
For sure. Every few years someone designs something else that's supposed to stop rape and its not useful either. For example nail polish that changes color if "date rape drugs" (assuming they mean roofies, or ghb) are in people's drinks. Everyone's impressed because they don't think it through
October 13, 2026 at 8:25 PM
For sure. Every few years someone designs something else that's supposed to stop rape and its not useful either. For example nail polish that changes color if "date rape drugs" (assuming they mean roofies, or ghb) are in people's drinks. Everyone's impressed because they don't think it through
Uh, definitely part of a larger pattern. There is always at least one frat with a dude who has a big bag of roofies. Every single school.
October 15, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Uh, definitely part of a larger pattern. There is always at least one frat with a dude who has a big bag of roofies. Every single school.
I have terrible news for you, because that's not what he normally looks like. Normally he's wearing shorts and a Hawaiian shirt (an outfit/uniform chosen for him by a stylist, I should add), and looks even more like the type of guy who knows where to buy roofies.
October 13, 2026 at 7:54 AM
I have terrible news for you, because that's not what he normally looks like. Normally he's wearing shorts and a Hawaiian shirt (an outfit/uniform chosen for him by a stylist, I should add), and looks even more like the type of guy who knows where to buy roofies.
Pro tip for men:
To avoid being accused of rape:
1. Keep your penis in your pants.
2. Don't give roofies and ketamine to women.
To avoid being accused of rape:
1. Keep your penis in your pants.
2. Don't give roofies and ketamine to women.
October 13, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Pro tip for men:
To avoid being accused of rape:
1. Keep your penis in your pants.
2. Don't give roofies and ketamine to women.
To avoid being accused of rape:
1. Keep your penis in your pants.
2. Don't give roofies and ketamine to women.
FBI raided Rep. Ohmar's home this week.
There has been no FBI frat house raids in search of drugs despite a ton of evidence there are drugs, including roofies, in frat houses.
There has been no FBI frat house raids in search of drugs despite a ton of evidence there are drugs, including roofies, in frat houses.
October 14, 2026 at 11:38 PM
FBI raided Rep. Ohmar's home this week.
There has been no FBI frat house raids in search of drugs despite a ton of evidence there are drugs, including roofies, in frat houses.
There has been no FBI frat house raids in search of drugs despite a ton of evidence there are drugs, including roofies, in frat houses.
As a UofC alum (20 years ago), that was not the frat I was expecting it to be. Also, nothing has changed. I can’t remember UCPD ever really doing any significant policing of frats beyond “turn that music down,” ignoring the bag of roofies taped just out of sightinside the fireplace.
October 15, 2026 at 8:59 PM
As a UofC alum (20 years ago), that was not the frat I was expecting it to be. Also, nothing has changed. I can’t remember UCPD ever really doing any significant policing of frats beyond “turn that music down,” ignoring the bag of roofies taped just out of sightinside the fireplace.
I know two guys who got roofies at gay clubs
October 6, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I know two guys who got roofies at gay clubs
Ok. Personal story. I’m at college, there’s this girl I like, I hear she’s going to a party. Then I hear there’s a particularly unsavory group that had been bragging earlier in the day that they ‘could get’ roofies. So I rounded up my friends and we went and got her and the only other girl TF out.
October 13, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Ok. Personal story. I’m at college, there’s this girl I like, I hear she’s going to a party. Then I hear there’s a particularly unsavory group that had been bragging earlier in the day that they ‘could get’ roofies. So I rounded up my friends and we went and got her and the only other girl TF out.
Honestly @cornelluniversity.bsky.social, weird choice for a revised #Cornell seal.
October 8, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Honestly @cornelluniversity.bsky.social, weird choice for a revised #Cornell seal.
So for those deeds I got arrested for bringing her to the ER with roofies in her system. No questions asked.
We straightened it out legally, ended up getting married, having kids…she absolutely hated every second of it and 25 years later wants to open questions of consent with me and all of the
We straightened it out legally, ended up getting married, having kids…she absolutely hated every second of it and 25 years later wants to open questions of consent with me and all of the
October 13, 2026 at 3:18 AM
So for those deeds I got arrested for bringing her to the ER with roofies in her system. No questions asked.
We straightened it out legally, ended up getting married, having kids…she absolutely hated every second of it and 25 years later wants to open questions of consent with me and all of the
We straightened it out legally, ended up getting married, having kids…she absolutely hated every second of it and 25 years later wants to open questions of consent with me and all of the
Honestly, weird choice for a revised #Cornell seal.
#Cornell university
#Cornell university
October 9, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Honestly, weird choice for a revised #Cornell seal.
#Cornell university
#Cornell university
Once again, I’m asking if anyone wants to stand up and call campus fraternities “community service organizations”?
The fuck are you serving?
“Well, drinks to underage pledges and roofies to women.”
Fucking end that shit. End it right now.
The fuck are you serving?
“Well, drinks to underage pledges and roofies to women.”
Fucking end that shit. End it right now.
October 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Once again, I’m asking if anyone wants to stand up and call campus fraternities “community service organizations”?
The fuck are you serving?
“Well, drinks to underage pledges and roofies to women.”
Fucking end that shit. End it right now.
The fuck are you serving?
“Well, drinks to underage pledges and roofies to women.”
Fucking end that shit. End it right now.
