#rookieerror
Remember kids - wear gloves when handling beetroot.

#MasterChefAU #RookieError
May 11, 2026 at 9:51 AM
My friend put down his drink bottle to take a photo. Cheeky monkey! #rookieerror #biketouring #SriLanka
November 18, 2024 at 1:58 AM
I'm at Aldi and I forgot to bring a $2 coin for the trolley #RookieError
January 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
PSA:

Before assembling a shed, check if they delivered the one you ordered.

🕊️💙🦋

#RookieError #IncipiIterum
Started assembling a shed…. It’s harder than I thunked it would be..
January 14, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Gone a day early on the bins. #rookieerror
December 30, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Just checked my email
#RookieError
January 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Fish just after the bins have been collected #rookieerror #fishfauxpas 🐟😳
August 17, 2023 at 6:52 PM
Made the mistake of clicking on a link on Instagram to look at some wine glasses and now almost every other post on my feed is an advert for wine glasses! 🤬

#rookieerror
August 28, 2026 at 9:34 AM
After a 4 yr old’s birthday party, I’m pretty much number 3.

Party bags containing whistles were distributed BEFORE home time. 😬😱

#RookieError
I needed a little levity today!
April 4, 2026 at 4:47 PM
💡The subject line 'Feisty Females' is sending my emails into spam #Rookieerror😢 I've >12 bookings already& if you'd like me to give a talk to your organisation/festival/book group/writing group please get in touch #Medieval #Historicalfiction #Medievalists #booksky #Medievalsky #histficMay #festival
May 30, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I couldn't quite believe he did it? #RookieError
It was truly stupid of Dutton to roll out his son as an example of a young person who can’t afford to buy a house.
He obviously didn’t think it through - of course journos would as if he’d help his son. We all know he has a property portfolio worth $30 million
April 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Remember to always build the drawbridge before filling the moat. #rookieerror
November 28, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Dammit! I can't take that escape route; I passed by the wine at the supermarket earlier. #rookieerror
December 8, 2024 at 5:59 PM
I did a stupid thing. I found an unlabelled jar of mixed spices in the spice rack so I sniffed it to try to work out what it is & 2 hours later I'm still sneezing... #RookieError
a close up of a cat 's face in a frame with the words sniff on it .
Alt: a close up of a cat 's face in a frame with the words sniff on it .
media.tenor.com
September 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Do not, and I mean this, do any other museum beforehand on the same day. #rookieerror I did Palazzo Pitti AM to fill time, then Uffizi (which I'd wanted to go to my whole life) PM and my brain flashed up Memory Card Full only about an hour in. 🤣 Ah well, always need reasons to go back. 😂
July 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Sure it’s a matter of taste, but I just think the slightly sharper bite on this would mean I’d come back to it again - and again
Sadly only one in the cupboard #rookieerror
March 1, 2026 at 8:04 PM
You’re very welcome. Sorry I didn’t explain myself properly. If you have mixed paint before you start to paint remix it manually yourself. If not you will have to start again. We repainted a hall four times before we realised! #rookieerror
November 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Excited to network and present at the 2024 BASES conference tomorrow in Coventry. However, most disappointed that I have already submitted my slides to present and they are all pointing the audience towards my X account! #RookieError #JoinBluesky
November 19, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Trashed my thigh overtraining. So PT session today to see what to do whilst recovering from stupid . #rookieerror
December 3, 2024 at 7:49 AM
I spotted a misprint… they didn’t add you guys as headlining #rookieerror
February 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Note to self, test, test and retest if required. #rookieerror
May 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
UK Government thinks Doctors are motivated by money. Not sure that's right. The NHS has always attracted those for whom service and caring for others is the attraction, not the money. Wes Streeting should look at Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. #RookieError
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Cash incentives for GPs under Labour’s radical plan to cut NHS waiting lists
Doctors will be given £20 each time they consult with a specialist to see if there is an alternative to hospital visits
www.theguardian.com
January 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
@tomtit81 I never saw it coming! Marvellous to watch though... #RookieError
January 21, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Remove a letter, ruin a movie

Ape Fear

Ah, I now I want to watch that! #RookieError
May 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM