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[ She had failed. All of them had failed… ]

[ #WolchefantWeek2026 Day 2: Solitude ]

[ #rosechefant #rolore #wolchefantweek ]
Ro (white-pink-haired, pale-skinned Miqo’te/catgirl, wearing a pink and white chequered cardigan and purple pants), cries on the windowsill of her Pendants window. Though I couldn’t figure out how to change her skin, she’s in the worst throes of her light poisoning. The sky has returned to its overwhelming brightness. Beside her, ghostly and unseen, Haurchefant (blue-haired, pale-skinned Elezen/elf in his Fortemps armour) reaches out to comfort her. Behind him, visible through his ghostly body, the shoebill looms. As if Emet-Selch’s promise is looming over them all.
November 3, 2026 at 1:50 AM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
[ “Why didn’t you tell me?” she’d ask me later. “I would’ve stayed.” And the truth is, I wanted to tell her. Desperately. But I would not have my camp become another cage. ]

[ #WolchefantWeek2026 Day 3: Freedom/Journey (or lack thereof) ]

[ #rosechefant #rolore #wolchefantweek ]
A long shot of Ro (pink-haired, pale-skinned Miqo’te/catgirl in her black ARR attire, the Mighty Thunderdart on her back) running off on a new adventure. Following just behind her is Haurchefant (blue-haired, pale-skinned Elezen/elf, still dressed in his armour), but he’s ever so slightly see-through. The real Haurchefant, privately devastated that he cannot join her, watches her go with a shattered expression on his face. Yaelle (brown-haired, pale-skinned Elezen in similar armour) beside him prepares to read out a report he needs to address.
November 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
“I, uh, may or may not have surprised my darling Haurchey with a new miniskirt… without any panties on. Needless to say, he enjoyed it as much as I hoped he would~!”

[ #WolchefantWeek2026 Day 1: Praise ]

[ #rosechefant #wolchefantweek ]
Haurchefant (blue-haired, pale-skinned Elezen/elf with a massive healed scar on his chest) holds Ro’s legs and fucks her like she’s a wheelbarrow, panting, “You were waiting for my return, weren't you, ma fleur-? You knew I'd go feral over that pretty cunt of yours showing under that tiny skirt?” Ro (pink-and-white-haired, pale-skinned Miqo’te/catgirl with fae markings, wearing a very short hot pink miniskirt, a long-sleeved rose pink croptop and her glasses) is moaning (though I forgot to edit any in) from her husband’s fucking, while he continues, “My beautiful perfect kitty with her perfectly tight cunt and her perfectly round arse... Beautiful. Beautiful…”
November 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
// THANK YOUUUUUUUU IM LOVE THEM <3333 THEY’RE LODGED VERY NICELY WITH ROSECHEFANT AND ROSESTINIEN FOR A REASON!!!!
October 23, 2026 at 12:32 PM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
// #rosechefant [cries in haurche being ro’s safe place and vice versa]
pachineorzea.bsky.social Pach In Eorzea || Brute Bomber's Fan Club @pachineorzea.bsky.social · 25d
We've survived once again to WoLship Saturday.

Please imagine them being caught in states of vulnerability - being unjudged and loved more for it. Whether physical or emotional. Being a place a loved one can come to or land in or gathered up by when not feeling strong.

Or don't.

I ain't ya mom.
October 10, 2026 at 11:52 AM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
// see a couple, post a couple!

the #rolycule is so important to me, but #rosechefant is also forever <3333
Ro and Haurche relaxing together on one of the pool floaties at this year’s Moonfire. Ro shamelessly staring at her husband’s tits. Eepy Rosechefant <33333333
October 7, 2026 at 12:42 PM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
// slight problem with that. I don’t remember half of dt [WHEEZE]

I know I want it public, though, rosechefant deserve public horny and desperate
October 1, 2026 at 4:26 AM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
// #rolore #rosechefant ro often sleeps with one of haurche’s shirts!

haurche sleeps in her boobs <3333 he has priority access to sleep in them lmao
Ro sleeps in a teal oversized shirt that clearly would fit Haurchefant, who is sleeping shirtless with his face buried in her tits.
September 17, 2026 at 12:46 PM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
// we got the classic ‘put ro and most of the partner’s name’ (rosechefant, rosestinien, rosayle, romeric etc), we got the rolycule, we also got specifically faedragon for the timeline of the same name for rosestinien…
moon-petals.bsky.social Ikumi Yamoshi 📚WOLQOTD Enthusiast📚 @moon-petals.bsky.social · Sep 16
#wolqotd / #wolquestion

What are some of your wol / oc’s ship name(s) that you have so far?
September 17, 2026 at 2:01 PM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
// me, getting slightly randy and having ideas for day twelve: rosechefant first time that I’ve never written! this should be fun :D

me, looking at my wip: jesus christ you two
September 13, 2026 at 8:53 AM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
[ #ffxivwrite #ffxivwrite2026 ]

day 12: fusion

“The first cumming (hehe) together of Rosetta Earhart and Haurchefant Greystone.”

archiveofourown.org/works/92520781

[ #rolore #rosechefant ]
Ro (pink-haired, pale-skinned Miqo’te/catgirl) and Haurchefant (blue-haired, pale-skinned Elezen/elf) are fucking on an ornate bed beside a fireplace. Both are drenched in sweat, and Haurchefant has Ro pinned against the bedsheets. A closeup of Haurchefant’s surprised gaze — he’s just bottomed out completely on go one, and the man’s got a Big Dick. A closeup of Ro’s equally stunned gaze — she’s taken a lot of big cocks in her lifetime up until that point, but Haurchefant feels… perfect.
September 13, 2026 at 12:56 PM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
// hehe I posed this pre-patch but just remembered I can drop it on yall

ro post-taking her husband’s big dick be upon ye!!!!

#rosechefant #roposes #gposensfw #gposernsfw
Ro (pink-and-white-haired, pale-skinned Miqo’te/catgirl) has the tip of Haurche’s cock in her mouth. He’s clearly made a mess in her mouth <3
September 10, 2026 at 1:36 PM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
[ #ffxivwrite #ffxivwrite2026 ]

day 1: key

“A series of letters, sent over the course of a moon or two during ARR, after a certain Warrior of Light meets Haurchefant, to just after they confess their love for each other…”

archiveofourown.org/works/91851671

[ #rosechefant #rolore ]
ffxivwrite 2026 day 1: key - N_Chu4Ever - Final Fantasy XIV [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
September 3, 2026 at 3:20 AM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
// all my sillies are wonderful and forever, but rosechefant especially forever!!!!
September 1, 2026 at 2:02 AM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
// ngl, I haven’t yet thought too hard about ro’s other partners, but whenever I think about #rosechefant I think of keane’s somewhere only we know, specifically its second verse

that’s shb ro in the middle of her light poisoning, missing the man she hasn’t been able to speak of since his death
I came across a fallen tree I felt the branches of it looking at me Is this the place we used to love? Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?
August 29, 2026 at 5:18 AM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
[ D’you think they realise that Alisaie’s about to cast Verflashbang?

(No, no they don’t.) ]

#rosechefant #rolore #gpose #gposer
Ro (pink-and-white-haired, pale-skinned Miqo’te/catgirl with fae markings, a cherry-pink bikini and cherry-pink maritime sunglasses) beams happily up at Haurchefant (blue-haired, pale-skinned Elezen/elf wearing the full Maritime set, minus his inner shirt) as they lay together on the chocobo raft at Moonfire’s secondary pool. There he is! Look at Haurchefant’s soft smile from this angle! They’re in love, your honour!! Oh. Oh no. From this angle, we can see that Alphinaud (white-haired, pale-skinned Elezen with white-blue scales in his dragoon-blue and violet summer outfit) is floating fake-dead in the pool, and Eheeya (neon-green-haired, dark-skinned Shetona/bunny man wearing violet shorts) is screaming in fear as Alisaie (obscured by VFX) prepares to blast him with her LB3. Rest in pieces, you muppets.
August 26, 2026 at 1:56 AM
liatrelle.etheirys.social
in particular for ppl who are becoming canon on here haha

rosechefant @wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
y'shtola/mir/zhloe @silverhorn.moe
meg & aymeric @lady-deborel.bsky.social

really the more y'all talk about yourselves & your wols the more i'm like yeah that tracks i ship it
November 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
// #rosechefant AND #rosestinien AND THE #rolycule IN GENERAL babeyyyyy!!!!
jav.scd.lol JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · Aug 8
Ejaculation Within 3 Minutes After She Starts Sucking 2 I'm Not Ejaculating Prematurely, She's Just That Good At Giving A Blowjob
August 8, 2026 at 4:14 AM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
// I’m gonna answer this one with alpheeya too bc it’ll make me laugh BUT:

#rosechefant pre-hw specifically: ro is screaming because she’s bad at paperwork and is bored as shit. haurche is screaming because he’s fighting primals.

post-ew: ‘AAAAAAAAAA wait this is hot AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’
roralilyums.bsky.social aurora borealis @roralilyums.bsky.social · Aug 3
#wolqotd liked a lot of the responses to this and wanted to take it a step further, what if your wol traded bodies/identities with their significant other for the day?
roralilyums.bsky.social aurora borealis @roralilyums.bsky.social · Aug 3
#wolqotd your wol is having to switch classes with their significant other for the day, how well are they surviving?
August 4, 2026 at 7:26 AM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
// oh, kinda badly if it’s rosechefant — ro’s very new to PLD, and haurche does NOT have the bounce for drg rip

rosestinien, if ro was in BRD mode, would be just as terrible and hilarious LMAO

rosayle??

I think everyone else would genuinely be utterly *fucked*
roralilyums.bsky.social aurora borealis @roralilyums.bsky.social · Aug 3
#wolqotd your wol is having to switch classes with their significant other for the day, how well are they surviving?
August 3, 2026 at 4:52 AM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
// HOLY SHIT Y’ALL I TOLD A LIE EARLIER, THERE WAS ONE MORE ROSECHEFANT STICKER IN MY COLLECTION

IF I FIND MORE IM SENDING THEM TO MY FRIENDS ON HERE WHO’VE ASKED BUT MY SISTER WANTED ONE SO SHE’S PRIORITY, WONDERFUL!!!!
A very poorly lit shot of my likely FINAL sticker and the other official ones from the rally!
July 26, 2026 at 1:38 PM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
// her #rosechefant daughters are clara (named for ro’s sister clarissa), diana and elina, and her #rosestinien son (who exists in both timelines, and whose true amount of esti vs haurche is unknown because rolycule and magic) is tiramisu!

ro’s twin risotto is still laughing to this day about it XD
July 16, 2026 at 1:24 PM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
// the most important piece of #rolore here, however, is the fact that alphi is the last fucking one to find out EVERY SINGLE TIME

*EXCEPT* WITH ESTI

alphi’s trying his best here, but even edmont learns about rosechefant before he, the guy who’s actually next to them, does XD
July 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
// #rosechefant surprise! (not) it’s the man who’s really fucking horny in every other translation and who wants to have ro as his personal steed :D!

now. haurche didn’t DO anything about these thoughts at first, he was far more occupied with genuinely helping ro in her tasks—
pachineorzea.bsky.social Pach In Eorzea || Brute Bomber's Fan Club @pachineorzea.bsky.social · Jul 11
Throws Fell-First, Fell-Harder out of the way and asks the real question:

Who in your ship went Full Throttle Horny Thoughts About The Other(s) First?
July 12, 2026 at 12:13 AM
wolrosettascrimes.bsky.social
// nobody knows it here but phm is In My Brain and I’ve rotated one (1) really fucking angsty au of alphi’s guardian future

but also now it’s just rotating eridian rosechefant

I should draw them interacting with carbphinaud and bunheeya if I design them
July 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM