I could watch rpatz menace younger men for the rest of my life
September 30, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I could watch rpatz menace younger men for the rest of my life
nobody doing it like rpatz
Me after reading that Robert Pattinson based his sleazy character in THE ODYSSEY on James Woods as Lester Diamond in CASINO
July 17, 2026 at 9:01 PM
nobody doing it like rpatz
i enjoyed the odyssey way more than i thought i would. rpatz can rly disappear into a role
July 23, 2026 at 5:06 AM
i enjoyed the odyssey way more than i thought i would. rpatz can rly disappear into a role
Finally watching the Batman and maaaaan. I love RPatz. What a treasure
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Finally watching the Batman and maaaaan. I love RPatz. What a treasure
My new favourite iPhone sticker to torture @hospitalvespers.bsky.social with is cryptid rpatz
October 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My new favourite iPhone sticker to torture @hospitalvespers.bsky.social with is cryptid rpatz
Saw that RPatz is turning 40 today and now my day is ruined
May 13, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Saw that RPatz is turning 40 today and now my day is ruined
Cant get over someone saying Rpatz is modern day 90's era nick cage. BIG TRUE
September 29, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Cant get over someone saying Rpatz is modern day 90's era nick cage. BIG TRUE
if your date isn't down with rpatz hitting that sharkussy they're not a keeper
January 21, 2026 at 2:28 AM
if your date isn't down with rpatz hitting that sharkussy they're not a keeper
hey folks do you think rpatz would enjoy reading sisters of dorley
March 14, 2024 at 7:17 AM
hey folks do you think rpatz would enjoy reading sisters of dorley
so RPatz and Tom Holland are totally kissing in the Odyssey yeah
May 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
so RPatz and Tom Holland are totally kissing in the Odyssey yeah
RPatz weirdo energy as Riker is one of the best ideas I've ever had tbh
April 24, 2026 at 8:52 AM
RPatz weirdo energy as Riker is one of the best ideas I've ever had tbh
really quite enjoyed it, super into rpatz doing weird roles
August 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
really quite enjoyed it, super into rpatz doing weird roles
and rpatz being a freak
March 17, 2026 at 5:08 PM
and rpatz being a freak
The four actors I've seen annoy people with their frequency: Zendaya, RPatz, Chalamet, and [free space]
August 7, 2026 at 1:34 AM
The four actors I've seen annoy people with their frequency: Zendaya, RPatz, Chalamet, and [free space]
excited for pov how id be looking at rpatz irl because im 5'2"
October 2, 2026 at 11:10 PM
excited for pov how id be looking at rpatz irl because im 5'2"
rPatz was having some fun. In fact all the acting was great. But by the heavens MEN ON BOATS, turn up on an island, run away.
September 5, 2026 at 10:27 PM
rPatz was having some fun. In fact all the acting was great. But by the heavens MEN ON BOATS, turn up on an island, run away.
RPatz shot (Primetime), KStew chaser (The Wrong Girls) is not a bad weekend of movies
October 4, 2026 at 4:51 AM
RPatz shot (Primetime), KStew chaser (The Wrong Girls) is not a bad weekend of movies
Remember when Hayley and Rpatz interviewed each other and it was the most awkward thing to ever grace the internet?
March 12, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Remember when Hayley and Rpatz interviewed each other and it was the most awkward thing to ever grace the internet?
Well that's weird 👀
April 23, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Well that's weird 👀
we have seen The Odyssey. My hot take is: RPatz seems happiest when playing a weaselly little worm.
July 23, 2026 at 7:37 AM
we have seen The Odyssey. My hot take is: RPatz seems happiest when playing a weaselly little worm.