If only they were both beasts that were only rumored to exist
March 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If only they were both beasts that were only rumored to exist
Donald Trump’s rumored death raises new questions about Joe Biden’s health
August 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Donald Trump’s rumored death raises new questions about Joe Biden’s health
Lindsey Graham dies of what is rumored to be Trumpassfixia. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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July 13, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Lindsey Graham dies of what is rumored to be Trumpassfixia. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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In which Eric Schmitt, rumored candidate for VP in an (ugh) JD Vance 2028 presidential run, pre-emptively loses 22 electoral votes in Georgia and Iowa
A phenomenal moment in the Senate.
Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta.
Smith denies it.
Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury.
Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland.
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Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta.
Smith denies it.
Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury.
Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland.
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September 29, 2026 at 9:16 PM
In which Eric Schmitt, rumored candidate for VP in an (ugh) JD Vance 2028 presidential run, pre-emptively loses 22 electoral votes in Georgia and Iowa
He’s also rumored to be a great admirer of well-upholstered couches.
February 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
He’s also rumored to be a great admirer of well-upholstered couches.
The masked ICE agents are in DC today, as rumored, whisking people off the street while covering their faces completely.
🚨ALERT 🚨ICE reported at 5300 South Dakota Ave NE in the last couple of hours. 4 agents and 2 cars confirmed. At least one person detained.
🚨ALERTA🚨ICE/La Migra reportado en 5300 South Dakota Ave NE en las últimas dos horas. 4 agentes and 2 carros confirmados. Al menos una persona detenida. 1/
🚨ALERTA🚨ICE/La Migra reportado en 5300 South Dakota Ave NE en las últimas dos horas. 4 agentes and 2 carros confirmados. Al menos una persona detenida. 1/
May 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The masked ICE agents are in DC today, as rumored, whisking people off the street while covering their faces completely.
LISA is rumored to headline Coachella in 2025 as a solo artist.
October 3, 2024 at 1:12 PM
LISA is rumored to headline Coachella in 2025 as a solo artist.
Mitch is rumored to be comatose. This places him several intellectual rungs above Trump.
July 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Mitch is rumored to be comatose. This places him several intellectual rungs above Trump.
Did you know the orange carrots we see today are rumored to have only appeared in the 17th century?
March 26, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Did you know the orange carrots we see today are rumored to have only appeared in the 17th century?
My Pillow Guy is rumored to become Secretary of the Interior.
November 17, 2024 at 8:57 PM
My Pillow Guy is rumored to become Secretary of the Interior.
Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.
March 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.
Any updates on the rumored miracle? 🌈
August 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Any updates on the rumored miracle? 🌈
Yes, rumored to be Palantir.
January 17, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Yes, rumored to be Palantir.
Rumored MISAMO concept for their new MV 👀
September 4, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Rumored MISAMO concept for their new MV 👀
Imagining him seeing the glee over his rumored demise is almost as much fun as imagining his actual demise.
August 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Imagining him seeing the glee over his rumored demise is almost as much fun as imagining his actual demise.
Grimes is rumored to release a remix with aespa soon.
September 16, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Grimes is rumored to release a remix with aespa soon.
A rumored street musician in Illyria🎸
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
A rumored street musician in Illyria🎸
Rfk jr has done all the stuff that it was rumored that one kid in middle school who wore the same danzig shirt everyday did
January 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Rfk jr has done all the stuff that it was rumored that one kid in middle school who wore the same danzig shirt everyday did
Iran to surrender nuclear materials in return for Epstein files in rumored ceasefire agreement.
June 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Iran to surrender nuclear materials in return for Epstein files in rumored ceasefire agreement.
Rumored found footage of our wedding.
October 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Rumored found footage of our wedding.
Toby Fox is rumored to be eating lunch sometime today.
September 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Toby Fox is rumored to be eating lunch sometime today.
The season finale, with host Scarlett Johansson and musical guest Bad Bunny, didn't give any answers about rumored cast departures. By @edeggans.bsky.social
SNL's 50th season proved it's still relevant. Can it stay that way?
The season finale, with host Scarlett Johansson and musical guest Bad Bunny, didn't give any answers about rumored cast departures.
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May 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The season finale, with host Scarlett Johansson and musical guest Bad Bunny, didn't give any answers about rumored cast departures. By @edeggans.bsky.social