I haz the baseball sads.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I haz the baseball sads.
The Hunter Biden laptop repairman has the sads on his big anniversary.
December 10, 2024 at 12:09 PM
The Hunter Biden laptop repairman has the sads on his big anniversary.
Tiny goats in tiny coats will boing away your Sunday sads.
It was too cold to play outside today so Janey, Cornelius, and Floyd had playtime in one of the horse stalls in their adorable little coats! 🧥
April 20, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Tiny goats in tiny coats will boing away your Sunday sads.
Getting better at pushing past the sads.
August 20, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Getting better at pushing past the sads.
He literally pays people to curate his news so he only sees the good stuff and now he has the sads because he didn’t know about TACO. He’s so embarrassing.
May 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
He literally pays people to curate his news so he only sees the good stuff and now he has the sads because he didn’t know about TACO. He’s so embarrassing.
Haircut to keep the sads away lol
August 28, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Haircut to keep the sads away lol
ALERT! ALERT! THE SUNDAY SADS HAVE BEEN POSTPONED UNTIL MONDAY! REPEAT! THE SUNDAY SADS HAVE BEEN POSTPONED UNTIL MONDAY!
May 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
ALERT! ALERT! THE SUNDAY SADS HAVE BEEN POSTPONED UNTIL MONDAY! REPEAT! THE SUNDAY SADS HAVE BEEN POSTPONED UNTIL MONDAY!
Even Dads get the Sads
January 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Even Dads get the Sads
Skipped the gym last night due to the sads. Not tonight though. Tonight we lift and destroy the sads.
June 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Skipped the gym last night due to the sads. Not tonight though. Tonight we lift and destroy the sads.
Got the sads that I can't cancel Paramount because I nevere subscribed.
July 19, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Got the sads that I can't cancel Paramount because I nevere subscribed.
The nightly sads are hitting just right.
April 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The nightly sads are hitting just right.
"Can an investment get the sads?"
August 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
"Can an investment get the sads?"
Maybe I won’t delete the sads. I have become the sads, so why try to hide the sads?
January 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Maybe I won’t delete the sads. I have become the sads, so why try to hide the sads?
Unlawful is when you give the chief the sads.
September 23, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Unlawful is when you give the chief the sads.
Comfort dish to ail the sads~
March 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Comfort dish to ail the sads~
Thought I escaped the post event sads and bear flu but here I am sad AND sniffin’?! 😤
February 18, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Thought I escaped the post event sads and bear flu but here I am sad AND sniffin’?! 😤
This just gives me the Midwestern Sads.
September 24, 2026 at 10:05 PM
This just gives me the Midwestern Sads.
Late night sads are setting in it's time to be unhinged so they'll go away
March 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Late night sads are setting in it's time to be unhinged so they'll go away
May 14, 2026 at 10:58 PM
“We gave him the sads so he left” is pretty great, actually.
honestly, I’m glad this is not what happened because “the VP got banned from bluesky” is a recipe for unpleasant government focus on the site, but “the VP tried to troll bluesky and it went over like a wet fart and everyone blocked him” is not, it would just look pathetic
June 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“We gave him the sads so he left” is pretty great, actually.
Got the big brain sads mixed with overall sads of this month.
hm.
might just watch movies.
hm.
might just watch movies.
February 20, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Got the big brain sads mixed with overall sads of this month.
hm.
might just watch movies.
hm.
might just watch movies.