I just got a nose bleed and didn't develop any superpowers to move stuff or create projections and now I'm slightly disappointed.

#SadThings 🤣

und nun zum sport. #sadthings

Other scruff filters I need... You can't be 100% my type in every way and be >1,000km away! 😭😭😭 #sadthings #thingsihate #yourdickcantbethatlong #marryme

I need a new scruff filter. When a guy says:
"hey man, total pig 🐷, what u into"

and then I tell him... (Loong message) He is not allowed to respond:
"cool... I like jockstraps and making out. "

THESE ARE LIES! And very disappointing. Cuz he wuz cute.

#sadthings #teambottom

Bummer-riffic RT @gawker This Is What a Shuttered Condé Nast Title Looks Like http://is.gd/40VQh #printisdead #sadthings

#ghosts #notghosts #cats #sadthings #catghosts #homelesscats