#sangiovanni
Edward Lee: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the strange stones
Mary SanGiovanni: me and ed wrote a cosmic horror
SanGiovanni: it's about this professor who hates HP Lovecraft
Lovecraft:
SanGiovanni: like REALLY hates him Lovecraft:
June 7, 2024 at 3:15 PM
L’acqua di #sangiovanni
June 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
SanGiovanni: so the professor is all "HP Lovecraft sucks ass, he can't write"
Lee: oh and he's racist, bro, don't forget that
SanGiovanni: oh that's right, AND he's racist
SanGiovanni: thanks ed
Lee: no prob bro
June 7, 2024 at 3:15 PM
June 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
SanGiovanni: so Lovecraft was racist
August Derleth: only as racist as the average man of his time!!
SanGiovanni: and a shitty writer
Derleth: only as shitty as the average writer of his time!!
Lovecraft:
June 7, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Lee: bro so the girls at this convention have got some huge boobs
SanGiovanni: some real serious honkers
Lee: a real set of badonkers
SanGiovanni: packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos
Lee: big ol' tonhongerekoogers!
June 7, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Nocino homemade 🥃
#sanGiovanni
June 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
SanGiovanni: so this goth witch gets mad at the professor for dissing Lovecraft and she sends him to another dimension where Lovecraft is real!
Lee: and bro don't forget, the witch has enormous jugs
SanGiovanni: oh yeah just some ridonculous knockers
June 7, 2024 at 3:16 PM
SanGiovanni: now the professor is in a Lovecraft world and he's about to find out that being in a Lovecraft world isn't all its cracked up to be
Lee: oh yeah bro and he's gotta collect the 5 power stones to advance to the next level bro
SanGiovanni: you mean the chaos emeralds?
June 7, 2024 at 3:17 PM
“I’ve learned a lot from Mary SanGiovanni. Like, for example, that Brian Keene can occasionally be wrong about something.”

— Hailey Piper, Killer Pride 2025

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September 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Christ on a cracker, SanGiovanni…
May 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Lee: bro i couldn't live in a world without babes
Patricia Highsmith: yeah a world without dames, that's like a world without sunshine
Lee: to think
Lee: never again to see a booby
Highsmith:
Highsmith: yeah, exactly that
Mary SanGiovanni: that would be the worst thing
April 28, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Grady Hendrix, Stephen Graham Jones, Paul Tremblay, Brian Keene, Mary Sangiovanni, Keith Rosson, T. Kingfisher, Cassandra Khaw.

#HorrorWritersChat
We crave the good stuff, straight to our veins 🩸📚

Q4: #HorrorWritersChat - Which horror writers are delivering the good stuff right now?

> books?
> short stories?
> film scripts?
> social threads?
> dreams?

Share your recommendations
@ them if they’re here and you want to.

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Outro in 10 mins
April 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
In stores today, and featuring brand-new essays by Brian Keene, Mary SanGiovanni, John Langan, Paul Tremblay, Grady Hendrix, Stephen Graham Jones, Rachel Harrison, Tananarive Due, Josh Malerman, and dozens more. Available in paperback, eBook, and audiobook amzn.to/4ntsTmA
September 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Brian Keene: feeling cute, might delete later
Stephen King: looking good, brian! Looking good!
Keene: oh my god
Keene: stephen king liked my suit!
Keene: i'm never changing this suit again
Mary SanGiovanni: now wait a second-
Keene: don't try to change me, baby!
June 6, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Super cool cover reveal for WHY I LOVE HORROR, edited by Becky Spratford, featuring my essay “Why I Am Horror” alongside Hartmann, Keene, Piper, Langan, Katsu, Iglesias, Due, McMahon, Malerman, Tremblay, Hendrix, Pelayo, Onoh, Harrison, LaValle, SanGiovanni, Demchuk & SGJ! On shelves this September.
April 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Barron: he's out doing manly things with his friend Bram Broadus Matheson "R.L." Keene Lansdale
Barron: and his other friend Koji Carlton Saul Machen SanGiovanni McCammon Koontz
Koontz: hey! my name's Koontz too!
Barron: that's not a coincidence, boy
Koontz: whooooaaa!
September 16, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Lee: like, he's going on about how Lovecraft is a shitty writer who sucks
Lovecraft: hey, come on!
Lee: i'm not saying it, bro
SanGiovanni: yeah howard don't commit the fundamental attribution error
Lee: yeah bro i don't know what this but don't do it bro
June 7, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Sooner or later authors may have to reinvent themselves. Does that process differ for men and women? If so, why? Brian and Mary SanGiovanni discuss reinvention and branding, as well the careers of such peers as Hailey Piper, Joe R. Lansdale, Ronald Kelly, and more.

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Reinvention (with Mary SanGiovanni) - Keeneversations Ep 7 | Brian Keene
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July 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM