I see Susan saranwrap but where are the celebrities?
September 24, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I see Susan saranwrap but where are the celebrities?
Cheap Halloween costume idea:
White bra
White panties
Cellophane
Susan Saranwrap
White bra
White panties
Cellophane
Susan Saranwrap
September 23, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Cheap Halloween costume idea:
White bra
White panties
Cellophane
Susan Saranwrap
White bra
White panties
Cellophane
Susan Saranwrap
Time for a "no, really, Cat is a nurse!" moment:
Food-grade clingwrap is an effective bacterial barrier, and can be used in place of a dental dam for safer sex.
If you've never considered analingus, grab a piece of Saranwrap and try it... you (or they) might like it!
Food-grade clingwrap is an effective bacterial barrier, and can be used in place of a dental dam for safer sex.
If you've never considered analingus, grab a piece of Saranwrap and try it... you (or they) might like it!
September 21, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Time for a "no, really, Cat is a nurse!" moment:
Food-grade clingwrap is an effective bacterial barrier, and can be used in place of a dental dam for safer sex.
If you've never considered analingus, grab a piece of Saranwrap and try it... you (or they) might like it!
Food-grade clingwrap is an effective bacterial barrier, and can be used in place of a dental dam for safer sex.
If you've never considered analingus, grab a piece of Saranwrap and try it... you (or they) might like it!
I am experimenting small, as I tend to get excited and get bored. Just using the seed starting tray, compost from composter, saranwrap, and one grow light I already have.
If the experiment goes well, I might make a dedicated space, like a corner of the house.
If the experiment goes well, I might make a dedicated space, like a corner of the house.
September 19, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I am experimenting small, as I tend to get excited and get bored. Just using the seed starting tray, compost from composter, saranwrap, and one grow light I already have.
If the experiment goes well, I might make a dedicated space, like a corner of the house.
If the experiment goes well, I might make a dedicated space, like a corner of the house.
Susan Saranwrap, good to see you still hanging in there.
September 18, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Susan Saranwrap, good to see you still hanging in there.
I didn't see that
I never heard that
I don't know about that
I'm kept mummified in SaranWrap™ between press conferences
I never heard that
I don't know about that
I'm kept mummified in SaranWrap™ between press conferences
BREAKING -- Mike Johnson says he's unaware of major news developments
September 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I didn't see that
I never heard that
I don't know about that
I'm kept mummified in SaranWrap™ between press conferences
I never heard that
I don't know about that
I'm kept mummified in SaranWrap™ between press conferences
🤯Toilet Clogged - Plunger NOT working - Saran Wrap has the Solution🤯 #SaranWrap #toilet #comedy #thematrixnetwork
August 22, 2026 at 1:01 PM
🤯Toilet Clogged - Plunger NOT working - Saran Wrap has the Solution🤯 #SaranWrap #toilet #comedy #thematrixnetwork
Exactly what I was going to ask you! What to do w/figs in winter? My neighbor wraps hers in SaranWrap-type and for some reason attaches a bucket to the top,which of course, pisses off the HOA; I’m sure she has a reason, tho.I’d like a potted fig but unsure abt winter.Are current fruits 4 outdoors?
August 17, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Exactly what I was going to ask you! What to do w/figs in winter? My neighbor wraps hers in SaranWrap-type and for some reason attaches a bucket to the top,which of course, pisses off the HOA; I’m sure she has a reason, tho.I’d like a potted fig but unsure abt winter.Are current fruits 4 outdoors?
might wrap my topless torso in saranwrap and then tape tonight
(before drawing on seams, cutting it off, and using that to make a rough pattern)
(before drawing on seams, cutting it off, and using that to make a rough pattern)
August 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
might wrap my topless torso in saranwrap and then tape tonight
(before drawing on seams, cutting it off, and using that to make a rough pattern)
(before drawing on seams, cutting it off, and using that to make a rough pattern)
Is there a Susan Saranwrap we can consult?
August 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Is there a Susan Saranwrap we can consult?
Soooo transparently obvious -- she should be called SaranWrap Collins! 🙄😶
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August 4, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Soooo transparently obvious -- she should be called SaranWrap Collins! 🙄😶
Friday night is Pizza Night.
August 1, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Friday night is Pizza Night.
Made a shitload of onigiri tonight
July 19, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Made a shitload of onigiri tonight
Bud, that meat is maybe a little musty but plenty fresh. You can take the saranwrap off now that it's home and ready to be eaten.
July 13, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Bud, that meat is maybe a little musty but plenty fresh. You can take the saranwrap off now that it's home and ready to be eaten.
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Mel is famous for creating “the 100 year old man” in which he would be interviewed after being awakened from 100 years of sleep. My favourite:
What is the most impressive thing to you about today’s world…space travel? electricity? nuclear energy?
Mel answers “saranwrap”
Mel is famous for creating “the 100 year old man” in which he would be interviewed after being awakened from 100 years of sleep. My favourite:
What is the most impressive thing to you about today’s world…space travel? electricity? nuclear energy?
Mel answers “saranwrap”
Lee Greenfeld (@mrlee718)
Happy 100th birthday to Brooklyn’s own Melvin James Kaminsky, better known as Mel Brooks. Photograph by Carl Reiner.
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July 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Mel is famous for creating “the 100 year old man” in which he would be interviewed after being awakened from 100 years of sleep. My favourite:
What is the most impressive thing to you about today’s world…space travel? electricity? nuclear energy?
Mel answers “saranwrap”
Mel is famous for creating “the 100 year old man” in which he would be interviewed after being awakened from 100 years of sleep. My favourite:
What is the most impressive thing to you about today’s world…space travel? electricity? nuclear energy?
Mel answers “saranwrap”
I call her Susan Saranwrap! She should be sent away.
July 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I call her Susan Saranwrap! She should be sent away.
July 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
June 29, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Yeah, and he chortled along with Susan Saranwrap when she grinned that if Trump got elected it would speed the revolution.
June 25, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Yeah, and he chortled along with Susan Saranwrap when she grinned that if Trump got elected it would speed the revolution.
I’ve tried to think of a way to describe Devil May Cry on Netflix. Switch out Linkin Park for Limp Bizkit in the photo, and I think we are there!
May 26, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I’ve tried to think of a way to describe Devil May Cry on Netflix. Switch out Linkin Park for Limp Bizkit in the photo, and I think we are there!
You know, he's right.
There's never been a conman, rapist, child rapist, likely murder suspect, who refuses to pay ppl for the work they've done, engages in serial nuisance lawsuits, has been bankrupt multiple X, & has pulled the saranwrap over the eyes of an entire population of ppl (Evangelicals)
There's never been a conman, rapist, child rapist, likely murder suspect, who refuses to pay ppl for the work they've done, engages in serial nuisance lawsuits, has been bankrupt multiple X, & has pulled the saranwrap over the eyes of an entire population of ppl (Evangelicals)
Tom Emmer: "These nonsense polls that are out there telling us how the the president has never had a lower approval rating -- what last week showed everybody once again is Donald Trump is the leader of the Republican Party. Donald Trump still holds the strength. There's never been anybody like him."
May 22, 2026 at 4:33 PM
You know, he's right.
There's never been a conman, rapist, child rapist, likely murder suspect, who refuses to pay ppl for the work they've done, engages in serial nuisance lawsuits, has been bankrupt multiple X, & has pulled the saranwrap over the eyes of an entire population of ppl (Evangelicals)
There's never been a conman, rapist, child rapist, likely murder suspect, who refuses to pay ppl for the work they've done, engages in serial nuisance lawsuits, has been bankrupt multiple X, & has pulled the saranwrap over the eyes of an entire population of ppl (Evangelicals)
Play it cool and Saranwrap all you can
May 21, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Play it cool and Saranwrap all you can