#sarcaaaaastic
Can’t have that, that’s…*GASP*…Socialism. #sarcaaaaastic
September 17, 2026 at 7:43 AM
The latest update on the Gaza carnage, from that evil global anti-Semitic organisation, the UNRWA. #sarcaaaaastic
unrwa.org UNRWA @unrwa.org · Dec 26
🔹1.6 million people still face high levels of acute food insecurity according to the recent IPC analysis

🔹Between 1 and 15 December, UNRWA screened 3,720 children, identifying 315 malnourished children

Our latest update on #Gaza and the #WestBank: www.unrwa.org/resources/re...
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
AI "art" is a godsend, if you want to create photos of non-existent supermodels with melted feet and thirteen fingers! #sarcaaaaastic
New policy: repeatedly use AI "art" especially in a non-critical context, or advocate for AI "art", and expect to be instantly blocked. #YallBeenWarned
April 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It's a good thing climate change is a load of crap, isn't it? #sarcaaaaastic www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
What 50C summers will mean for Australia — and why they're more likely
Heatwaves are becoming longer, more frequent and more intense with multiple days of 50C looking more likely.
www.abc.net.au
February 1, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Wow, Australia Post, pat yourselves on the back. I never thought your standard practice of attempting a delivery meant only driving by the appropriate address, then immediately turning around to return to base, never even signaling any intention to stop. #sarcaaaaastic
May 27, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Heaven forbid that an assigned postie ever descend to get out and making sure to knock & check, that the house is actually unoccupied or not. #sarcaaaaastic
FFS AusPost, if you're going to deliver something to my physical address by signed Express, it really wouldn't hurt that much to make a stop of more than 5 seconds before buggering off again. #alt.stoat.grrr
January 5, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Oh yes, I always love it whenever Zero Mustel thinks that the black fur on my tail tip is something to bite into. #sarcaaaaastic #owwowwoww
April 8, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Can’t have that…that’s *gasp* socialism. #sarcaaaaastic
July 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Thank you for your service. #sarcaaaaastic bsky.app/profile/theb...
George was just trying to get to work.

ICE pepper-sprayed him, dragged him from his car, locked him in a detention center, and placed him on suicide watch. He even missed his young daughter’s birthday in the process.

This man is a veteran and American citizen. Don't look away.
"They put me on suicide watch and they put me in the cell, I'm naked, in like a hospital dress and just a concrete bed with like a mattress, like a thin mattress and, they leave the light on 24/7."

@timmiller.bsky.social talked to a veteran who ICE wrongly detained and brutalized
October 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
(DMs are currently broken…thanks over-corrective Bluesky and Albo) #sarcaaaaastic
June 27, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Good thing this thug wasn't carrying a Palestine Action sign. #sarcaaaaastic fxbsky.app/profile/refo...
September 25, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Well that was fun #sarcaaaaastic

Replacing a corrupted microsd on the pj, which of course leads to 3 whole days of reconfiguring pi-hole, DNS and general internet connectivity
August 18, 2024 at 7:37 AM
I wonder why malfunction has afflicted PS3s more…the notorious YLOD, or the equally notorious error 8002F1F9 (like for yours truly)? #sarcaaaaastic
September 8, 2024 at 5:20 AM
I really love it when this happens:

"You don't have to get ready right now. There's no rush."

Five to ten minutes later: "ARE YOU READY? If you're not, we're going without you." #sarcaaaaastic
September 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Almost 500 arrests, for the most petty & vindictive of reasons.. Well done, Yvette! #sarcaaaaastic www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...
Police arrest 474 people at protest over Palestine Action ban in London
Number of arrests was highest recorded in relation to single operation in at least past decade, according to Met police
www.theguardian.com
August 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Another violent clash against the police. #sarcaaaaastic bsky.app/profile/real...
Nobody is rioting. Nobody is breaking any laws. These are cops in my city of Las Vegas just assaulting and arresting anyone on Fremont Street who looks at them. This is fascism.
June 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Thank you for your service. #sarcaaaaastic
There is no bottom: 80 year-old veteran arrested, arms handcuffed behind his back, even though he is physically disabled for protesting Trump’s military parade. Pure evil!
June 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
MAKE MEASLES GREAT AGAIN #sarcaaaaastic
February 17, 2025 at 7:22 AM
And when the Gaza strip has finally been ethnically cleansed, the Tangerine Sphincter will construct the world's biggest golf course in its place. #sarcaaaaastic
BREAKING NEWS:

Donald Trump says the Gaza Strip will become the "Riviera of the Middle East" after saying the U.S. would "take over" the Strip.

"We have an opportunity to do something that could be phenomenal." How the fuck did anyone vote for this?
February 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Wow, I wish I had the far right’s talent for turning anything and everything into a culture war talking point. #sarcaaaaastic
December 17, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Let Israel commence the carnage in Rafah, but don’t ever let pro-Palestinian protesters gatecrash an ALP conference, right, Albo and significant others?

Which is the real disgrace? #sarcaaaaastic
May 18, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Because politcising climate change, and taking a strictly contrarian view, allbecause of some silly, futile "culture war", in a US state that mostly never rises 5m above sea level has always made sense to me. #sarcaaaaastic
February 11, 2024 at 1:50 PM
WTAF? This game has been written up like some Trumpistani's grand wet dream.

Because we really can't have it when those bothersome BLM and Extinction Rebellion protests spread throughout the galaxy, now can we? #sarcaaaaastic
November 8, 2024 at 3:32 AM
There's really nothing I enjoy more than reading yet another anxiety-swelling article, concerning the adverse health impacts of not getting enough sleep. #sarcaaaaastic
November 5, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Being rudely awakened because of a pulled muscle in my left hind leg is always a joy. #sarcaaaaastic #owwowwoww
February 19, 2024 at 4:47 AM