The falcon sat his white ass down and listened
My fellow Americans. I am happy to report to you today that we have beaten the rough beast slouching towards Bethlehem to death with hammers.
November 5, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The falcon sat his white ass down and listened
How long can you hold your breath if I sat on your face?
November 5, 2026 at 1:31 AM
How long can you hold your breath if I sat on your face?
David Tennant has *NEVER* sat so sensibly in his life!
November 5, 2026 at 3:53 PM
David Tennant has *NEVER* sat so sensibly in his life!
Tue - Republicans routed
Thu - Brand jailed
Sat - who knows but 🤞 for a Putin heart attack
Thu - Brand jailed
Sat - who knows but 🤞 for a Putin heart attack
November 5, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Tue - Republicans routed
Thu - Brand jailed
Sat - who knows but 🤞 for a Putin heart attack
Thu - Brand jailed
Sat - who knows but 🤞 for a Putin heart attack
November 4, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Getting a photo was fun.
November 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Getting a photo was fun.
sat here and contemplated
November 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
sat here and contemplated
This morning I sat outside with my coffee and cried an ugly cry 😢
November 4, 2026 at 12:33 PM
This morning I sat outside with my coffee and cried an ugly cry 😢
Ocarina Of Time fans when they
I'm Sat
ALT: I'm Sat
static.klipy.com
November 4, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Ocarina Of Time fans when they
Thinking about my dad tonight. Because we sat through some tough election nights together. Wish I could talk to him about this one.
November 4, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Thinking about my dad tonight. Because we sat through some tough election nights together. Wish I could talk to him about this one.
Have you stretched since you sat down to watch election coverage?
November 4, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Have you stretched since you sat down to watch election coverage?
anyway, played it for 5 hours, more games like it pleeeease Alexander sat on me and i died
November 3, 2026 at 4:18 AM
anyway, played it for 5 hours, more games like it pleeeease Alexander sat on me and i died
Never presume you know what your children will value after your death. The Waterford crystal set that sat in a cabinet and was never used, Or the old kitchen chair, with the torn seat and missing foot that you sat on every day to have breakfast with them ?
November 4, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Never presume you know what your children will value after your death. The Waterford crystal set that sat in a cabinet and was never used, Or the old kitchen chair, with the torn seat and missing foot that you sat on every day to have breakfast with them ?
Start the trials. We’re ready to watch.
I'm Sat
ALT: I'm Sat
static.klipy.com
November 4, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Start the trials. We’re ready to watch.
ACTION HERO: I'm using the SAT phone to order an evac!
(punches buttons)
SAT phone: hello...
SAT phone: In the passage above, what best describes the narrator's feelings about his hometown?
a) nostalgic
b) bitter
c) he never left home
d) he wants to buy it up
ACTION HERO: GOD DAMN IT
(punches buttons)
SAT phone: hello...
SAT phone: In the passage above, what best describes the narrator's feelings about his hometown?
a) nostalgic
b) bitter
c) he never left home
d) he wants to buy it up
ACTION HERO: GOD DAMN IT
November 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
ACTION HERO: I'm using the SAT phone to order an evac!
(punches buttons)
SAT phone: hello...
SAT phone: In the passage above, what best describes the narrator's feelings about his hometown?
a) nostalgic
b) bitter
c) he never left home
d) he wants to buy it up
ACTION HERO: GOD DAMN IT
(punches buttons)
SAT phone: hello...
SAT phone: In the passage above, what best describes the narrator's feelings about his hometown?
a) nostalgic
b) bitter
c) he never left home
d) he wants to buy it up
ACTION HERO: GOD DAMN IT
first reply gets sat on
November 5, 2026 at 2:16 PM
first reply gets sat on
Remember when this asshole sat behind Biden making faces. Being so disrespectful to the POTUS? Yeah I do too
November 4, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Remember when this asshole sat behind Biden making faces. Being so disrespectful to the POTUS? Yeah I do too
bsky crew front & centre at the gallows
November 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
bsky crew front & centre at the gallows
You all weren’t this excited for the “blue wave” when I sat on your shrunken asses with my blue butt…
November 4, 2026 at 2:27 PM
You all weren’t this excited for the “blue wave” when I sat on your shrunken asses with my blue butt…
By 10 p.m., the food sat untouched in the East Room, as Donald Trump raged in his private residence.
“He’s watching Fox News barely uttering a word and paralyzed into silence,” one insider said.
“It’s a dark scene,” another said.
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“He’s watching Fox News barely uttering a word and paralyzed into silence,” one insider said.
“It’s a dark scene,” another said.
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November 4, 2026 at 4:18 PM
By 10 p.m., the food sat untouched in the East Room, as Donald Trump raged in his private residence.
“He’s watching Fox News barely uttering a word and paralyzed into silence,” one insider said.
“It’s a dark scene,” another said.
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“He’s watching Fox News barely uttering a word and paralyzed into silence,” one insider said.
“It’s a dark scene,” another said.
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#Poetry #Painting #LateAfternoon
The cat in the window
looks—
and sitting,
sat,
on the sill
it sees
all
—Lesley Scoble
🎨 Jan Waldron
The cat in the window
looks—
and sitting,
sat,
on the sill
it sees
all
—Lesley Scoble
🎨 Jan Waldron
November 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
#Poetry #Painting #LateAfternoon
The cat in the window
looks—
and sitting,
sat,
on the sill
it sees
all
—Lesley Scoble
🎨 Jan Waldron
The cat in the window
looks—
and sitting,
sat,
on the sill
it sees
all
—Lesley Scoble
🎨 Jan Waldron