#Satyrember Fact #30: Satyr lust is highly contagious. If you sleep with a satyr, you’ll become one yourself within a matter of hours or days. We mentioned that already, right? Whoops!
Happy #Satyrember every satyr!
Happy #Satyrember every satyr!
September 30, 2026 at 12:51 PM
#Satyrember Fact #30: Satyr lust is highly contagious. If you sleep with a satyr, you’ll become one yourself within a matter of hours or days. We mentioned that already, right? Whoops!
Happy #Satyrember every satyr!
Happy #Satyrember every satyr!
September 11, 2026 at 12:39 PM
#Satyrember Fact #29: The pan pipe innuendo can be fun, but be careful, he actually does know how to play Wonderwall on those things.
September 29, 2026 at 12:45 PM
#Satyrember Fact #29: The pan pipe innuendo can be fun, but be careful, he actually does know how to play Wonderwall on those things.
#Satyrember Fact #28: It’s fine you didn’t end up with ram horns. Satyr horns come in a variety of shapes, sizes, colors and styles. They’re unique to each satyr, and you’re definitely not jealous.
September 28, 2026 at 1:50 PM
#Satyrember Fact #28: It’s fine you didn’t end up with ram horns. Satyr horns come in a variety of shapes, sizes, colors and styles. They’re unique to each satyr, and you’re definitely not jealous.
#Satyrember Fact #20: Every satyr has gone through a bad boy minotaur phase. They don’t want to talk about it.
September 20, 2026 at 12:45 PM
#Satyrember Fact #20: Every satyr has gone through a bad boy minotaur phase. They don’t want to talk about it.
#Satyrember Fact #10: Satyr introverts exist! Make sure you give ‘em time to recharge after the big harvest festival.
September 10, 2026 at 1:00 PM
#Satyrember Fact #10: Satyr introverts exist! Make sure you give ‘em time to recharge after the big harvest festival.
#satyrember 23: sketchy yet classical
September 24, 2026 at 5:13 AM
#satyrember 23: sketchy yet classical
Welcome to #Satyrember Facts!
Wake up feeling a bit scruffy below the belt? Horns ache? Can't feel your toes? Congratulations, your enrollment is complete! These daily facts should help you get acclimated to your new satyr lifestyle.
(*Cancelling #Satyrember Facts is not possible at this time.)
Wake up feeling a bit scruffy below the belt? Horns ache? Can't feel your toes? Congratulations, your enrollment is complete! These daily facts should help you get acclimated to your new satyr lifestyle.
(*Cancelling #Satyrember Facts is not possible at this time.)
September 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Welcome to #Satyrember Facts!
Wake up feeling a bit scruffy below the belt? Horns ache? Can't feel your toes? Congratulations, your enrollment is complete! These daily facts should help you get acclimated to your new satyr lifestyle.
(*Cancelling #Satyrember Facts is not possible at this time.)
Wake up feeling a bit scruffy below the belt? Horns ache? Can't feel your toes? Congratulations, your enrollment is complete! These daily facts should help you get acclimated to your new satyr lifestyle.
(*Cancelling #Satyrember Facts is not possible at this time.)
#Satyrember Fact #19: No one's quite sure what the difference between a satyr and a faun is, and at this point we're all afraid to ask.
September 19, 2026 at 1:25 PM
#Satyrember Fact #19: No one's quite sure what the difference between a satyr and a faun is, and at this point we're all afraid to ask.
#Satyrember Fact #16: Don’t forget to tease the ears too. There’s a sweet spot in the back. Baah, yeah, right there…
September 16, 2026 at 12:49 PM
#Satyrember Fact #16: Don’t forget to tease the ears too. There’s a sweet spot in the back. Baah, yeah, right there…
#Satyrember Fact #4: If you satyr in the game, you satyr in real life. Plan your VR headset strap placement accordingly.
September 4, 2026 at 12:42 PM
#Satyrember Fact #4: If you satyr in the game, you satyr in real life. Plan your VR headset strap placement accordingly.
It's #satyrember, so reblogging Softbeef's awesome PFP art 😁
New PFP by the very talented @softbeef.bsky.social 💙
September 5, 2026 at 2:53 PM
It's #satyrember, so reblogging Softbeef's awesome PFP art 😁
#Satyrember Fact #9: Satyr social groups typically contain at least one token human.
They’re well aware of the community betting pool on how long it will take them to join the herd.
They’re well aware of the community betting pool on how long it will take them to join the herd.
September 9, 2026 at 1:11 PM
#Satyrember Fact #9: Satyr social groups typically contain at least one token human.
They’re well aware of the community betting pool on how long it will take them to join the herd.
They’re well aware of the community betting pool on how long it will take them to join the herd.
#Satyrember Fact #17: Nintendo are cowards for not having already made a Gogoat-satyr professor. There’s no way Bill’s Pokémon-TF was a one-off.
September 17, 2026 at 12:42 PM
#Satyrember Fact #17: Nintendo are cowards for not having already made a Gogoat-satyr professor. There’s no way Bill’s Pokémon-TF was a one-off.
#Satyrember Fact #3: Mountain goat satyrs have been known to casually walk up sheer cliffs. Urban satyrs have been known to effortlessly leap over subway turnstiles.
September 3, 2026 at 12:54 PM
#Satyrember Fact #3: Mountain goat satyrs have been known to casually walk up sheer cliffs. Urban satyrs have been known to effortlessly leap over subway turnstiles.
#Satyrember Fact #25: Dressing up as a satyr is a fun excuse to go shirtless at a con, ren faire, or Halloween party. Of course, there’s always one real satyr clopping around insisting he’s just wearing costume goat pants. But who does he think he’s fooling? There’s not a single seam on his fur.
September 25, 2026 at 1:29 PM
#Satyrember Fact #25: Dressing up as a satyr is a fun excuse to go shirtless at a con, ren faire, or Halloween party. Of course, there’s always one real satyr clopping around insisting he’s just wearing costume goat pants. But who does he think he’s fooling? There’s not a single seam on his fur.
#Satyrember Fact #23: ♫ He was a satyr boy, he said see you later boy, he’s heard this joke a lot before~ ♫
September 23, 2026 at 2:52 PM
#Satyrember Fact #23: ♫ He was a satyr boy, he said see you later boy, he’s heard this joke a lot before~ ♫
#Satyrember Facts #2 Addendum: Upon further research, certain batches of satyr wine will totally turn you into a satyr. And out of a horn too!? They had to know they were tempting fate.
#tftuesday inspired in part by @here4hooves.bsky.social posts reminding me its #Satyrtember
Sloshing wine around so much isn't too big of an issue when your cup never empties uwu
It also means there's enough for everyone!!
#transfur #tfsky
Sloshing wine around so much isn't too big of an issue when your cup never empties uwu
It also means there's enough for everyone!!
#transfur #tfsky
September 8, 2026 at 6:10 PM
#Satyrember Facts #2 Addendum: Upon further research, certain batches of satyr wine will totally turn you into a satyr. And out of a horn too!? They had to know they were tempting fate.
#Satyrember Fact #22: Satyrs don’t *have* to grow goatees, but they look weird without ‘em.
September 22, 2026 at 12:47 PM
#Satyrember Fact #22: Satyrs don’t *have* to grow goatees, but they look weird without ‘em.
#Satyrember Fact #27: The term "goat man" is neither inaccurate nor offensive. Plenty of satyrs find the phrase endearing. But when you see an author using it repeatedly, you can really tell they're really running out of honorifics to put in their dialog tags.
September 27, 2026 at 6:24 PM
#Satyrember Fact #27: The term "goat man" is neither inaccurate nor offensive. Plenty of satyrs find the phrase endearing. But when you see an author using it repeatedly, you can really tell they're really running out of honorifics to put in their dialog tags.
I hope all y’all good boys are enjoying the rest of #Dogust. Next week I expect everyone to get into the #Satyrember spirit. 🐐👀💦
August 26, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I hope all y’all good boys are enjoying the rest of #Dogust. Next week I expect everyone to get into the #Satyrember spirit. 🐐👀💦
#Satyrember Fact #8: Did we not mention Pan exists? He's real, and he’s judging your tastes in porn. Knock it off with the AI slop and support your local smut peddler today.
September 8, 2026 at 12:57 PM
#Satyrember Fact #8: Did we not mention Pan exists? He's real, and he’s judging your tastes in porn. Knock it off with the AI slop and support your local smut peddler today.
#Satyrember Fact #6: Be careful around satyr magic. It operates on the “Rule of Cool”, and can do just about anything if it gets a satyr goin’.
…that usually doesn’t include changing you back into a stuffy human.
…that usually doesn’t include changing you back into a stuffy human.
September 6, 2026 at 2:04 PM
#Satyrember Fact #6: Be careful around satyr magic. It operates on the “Rule of Cool”, and can do just about anything if it gets a satyr goin’.
…that usually doesn’t include changing you back into a stuffy human.
…that usually doesn’t include changing you back into a stuffy human.
#Satyrember Fact #12: Efforts to control the satyr population have proven ineffective. If their numbers dwindle too low, the town perv will spontaneously grows horns and hooves.
Occasionally Pan will pick the town prude just to watch them try to deny their newfound reputation.
Occasionally Pan will pick the town prude just to watch them try to deny their newfound reputation.
September 12, 2026 at 1:02 PM
#Satyrember Fact #12: Efforts to control the satyr population have proven ineffective. If their numbers dwindle too low, the town perv will spontaneously grows horns and hooves.
Occasionally Pan will pick the town prude just to watch them try to deny their newfound reputation.
Occasionally Pan will pick the town prude just to watch them try to deny their newfound reputation.
We made it! Hopefully y’all learned a thing or two!
#Satyrember Facts was presented for entertainment purposes only. (Of course satyr wine turns you into a satyr!) Trivia does not reflect any specific story setting. We are not liable for those excellent new hooves, but you’re welcome all the same.
#Satyrember Facts was presented for entertainment purposes only. (Of course satyr wine turns you into a satyr!) Trivia does not reflect any specific story setting. We are not liable for those excellent new hooves, but you’re welcome all the same.
September 30, 2026 at 12:51 PM
We made it! Hopefully y’all learned a thing or two!
#Satyrember Facts was presented for entertainment purposes only. (Of course satyr wine turns you into a satyr!) Trivia does not reflect any specific story setting. We are not liable for those excellent new hooves, but you’re welcome all the same.
#Satyrember Facts was presented for entertainment purposes only. (Of course satyr wine turns you into a satyr!) Trivia does not reflect any specific story setting. We are not liable for those excellent new hooves, but you’re welcome all the same.