Nothing quite like a warm sunbeam for stretching out in, be ye cat or human.
October 2, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Nothing quite like a warm sunbeam for stretching out in, be ye cat or human.
Still managed 2k words for the novel today, despite spending most of it wandering around all the tents at the Gem and Mineral Showcase downtown. I’m exhausted, but in a good way. 💖
September 21, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Still managed 2k words for the novel today, despite spending most of it wandering around all the tents at the Gem and Mineral Showcase downtown. I’m exhausted, but in a good way. 💖
He’s at that sausagecat stage of life.
September 11, 2026 at 5:45 AM
He’s at that sausagecat stage of life.
🫂
Have Sausagecat deciding our beanbag chair is her new throne
Have Sausagecat deciding our beanbag chair is her new throne
August 27, 2026 at 3:36 AM
🫂
Have Sausagecat deciding our beanbag chair is her new throne
Have Sausagecat deciding our beanbag chair is her new throne
I think they live in the bushes beside the porch?
I’m really happy that
a) the seed that would otherwise be wasted is actually getting eaten before I go out and sweep up the hulls now, and
b) the Sausagecat has something so nice to entertain her and enrich her environment in her golden years
I’m really happy that
a) the seed that would otherwise be wasted is actually getting eaten before I go out and sweep up the hulls now, and
b) the Sausagecat has something so nice to entertain her and enrich her environment in her golden years
August 16, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I think they live in the bushes beside the porch?
I’m really happy that
a) the seed that would otherwise be wasted is actually getting eaten before I go out and sweep up the hulls now, and
b) the Sausagecat has something so nice to entertain her and enrich her environment in her golden years
I’m really happy that
a) the seed that would otherwise be wasted is actually getting eaten before I go out and sweep up the hulls now, and
b) the Sausagecat has something so nice to entertain her and enrich her environment in her golden years
Show me your pet and who they're named after
August 14, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Show me your pet and who they're named after
Somebody call for a Sausagecat?
August 11, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Somebody call for a Sausagecat?
Thank you Sausagecat. 🙏
August 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Thank you Sausagecat. 🙏
Happy #Caturday, friends!
Sausagecat says “chiiiiirp chiiiirp ming-lau” (which is what she says instead of “meow” like a normal cat 😂) to you all. 💖
Happiness is a cat, sleeping in clean laundry in a warm summer sunbeam in an air-conditioned room.
Sausagecat says “chiiiiirp chiiiirp ming-lau” (which is what she says instead of “meow” like a normal cat 😂) to you all. 💖
Happiness is a cat, sleeping in clean laundry in a warm summer sunbeam in an air-conditioned room.
August 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Happy #Caturday, friends!
Sausagecat says “chiiiiirp chiiiirp ming-lau” (which is what she says instead of “meow” like a normal cat 😂) to you all. 💖
Happiness is a cat, sleeping in clean laundry in a warm summer sunbeam in an air-conditioned room.
Sausagecat says “chiiiiirp chiiiirp ming-lau” (which is what she says instead of “meow” like a normal cat 😂) to you all. 💖
Happiness is a cat, sleeping in clean laundry in a warm summer sunbeam in an air-conditioned room.
okay, Book #3, let’s dance~
(if I have to make a whole new self and try to like her, ima at least go back to where I got the first one—Tamora Pierce books—and see what else falls out when I shake em)
also, Sausagecat says Happy #Caturday 😸💖😘✨
(if I have to make a whole new self and try to like her, ima at least go back to where I got the first one—Tamora Pierce books—and see what else falls out when I shake em)
also, Sausagecat says Happy #Caturday 😸💖😘✨
July 18, 2026 at 6:31 PM
okay, Book #3, let’s dance~
(if I have to make a whole new self and try to like her, ima at least go back to where I got the first one—Tamora Pierce books—and see what else falls out when I shake em)
also, Sausagecat says Happy #Caturday 😸💖😘✨
(if I have to make a whole new self and try to like her, ima at least go back to where I got the first one—Tamora Pierce books—and see what else falls out when I shake em)
also, Sausagecat says Happy #Caturday 😸💖😘✨
Update: Sausagecat is an absolute ham and won’t let me stop petting her to drink my coffee. 😆🤣😭😭🤌🏼🤌🏼
#VideoDescription: my hand petting a black and white tuxedo cat with green eyes, who is purring and rubbing against my hand very insistently and refusing to let me stop and reach for my iced coffee
#VideoDescription: my hand petting a black and white tuxedo cat with green eyes, who is purring and rubbing against my hand very insistently and refusing to let me stop and reach for my iced coffee
July 15, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Update: Sausagecat is an absolute ham and won’t let me stop petting her to drink my coffee. 😆🤣😭😭🤌🏼🤌🏼
#VideoDescription: my hand petting a black and white tuxedo cat with green eyes, who is purring and rubbing against my hand very insistently and refusing to let me stop and reach for my iced coffee
#VideoDescription: my hand petting a black and white tuxedo cat with green eyes, who is purring and rubbing against my hand very insistently and refusing to let me stop and reach for my iced coffee
Sausagecat is such a majestical beast 🥹🥰
July 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Sausagecat is such a majestical beast 🥹🥰
Sausagecat says hellooooooo~
July 7, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Sausagecat says hellooooooo~
Hello Sausagecat!!
June 23, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Hello Sausagecat!!
I think Sausagecat startled herself with her own yawn 🤣
June 5, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I think Sausagecat startled herself with her own yawn 🤣
a full minute of Sausagecat eating treats as if she’s being starved (she has a full bowl of food)
#VideoDescription: a tuxedo cat is fed treats one at a time while I yap overtop
#VideoDescription: a tuxedo cat is fed treats one at a time while I yap overtop
May 22, 2026 at 7:48 PM
a full minute of Sausagecat eating treats as if she’s being starved (she has a full bowl of food)
#VideoDescription: a tuxedo cat is fed treats one at a time while I yap overtop
#VideoDescription: a tuxedo cat is fed treats one at a time while I yap overtop
I swallow a nuke for SausageCat🥺
May 18, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I swallow a nuke for SausageCat🥺
the cozy conclusion~ 🥰💖
(Sausagecat is 12, so I try to spoil her in the little ways I can, as I can. I suspect a heating pad is in her near future, I just have to snerkle away grocery money until there’s enough set aside to do it—for now, I often let her use my FIR pad in the cold.)
(Sausagecat is 12, so I try to spoil her in the little ways I can, as I can. I suspect a heating pad is in her near future, I just have to snerkle away grocery money until there’s enough set aside to do it—for now, I often let her use my FIR pad in the cold.)
May 18, 2026 at 6:20 PM
the cozy conclusion~ 🥰💖
(Sausagecat is 12, so I try to spoil her in the little ways I can, as I can. I suspect a heating pad is in her near future, I just have to snerkle away grocery money until there’s enough set aside to do it—for now, I often let her use my FIR pad in the cold.)
(Sausagecat is 12, so I try to spoil her in the little ways I can, as I can. I suspect a heating pad is in her near future, I just have to snerkle away grocery money until there’s enough set aside to do it—for now, I often let her use my FIR pad in the cold.)
And in case you needed some more feline cuteness by proxy to improve your Monday, here’s Sausagecat climbing into her freshly-changed blanket nest for the first time since I washed it (and not giving af about it, just licking treat dust off my fingers until it tickles too much to endure. 😂😭😂)
May 18, 2026 at 6:09 PM
And in case you needed some more feline cuteness by proxy to improve your Monday, here’s Sausagecat climbing into her freshly-changed blanket nest for the first time since I washed it (and not giving af about it, just licking treat dust off my fingers until it tickles too much to endure. 😂😭😂)
I want all the Kpop Demon Hunters merch.
…I cannot remotely afford all the Kpop Demon Hunters merch.
So instead, I gaze upon my lonely Derpy and Sussie squishmallows while I rewatch Brooklyn Nine-Nine in an oversized Saja Boys shirt and boxers. 🤷🏻♀️💖
…I cannot remotely afford all the Kpop Demon Hunters merch.
So instead, I gaze upon my lonely Derpy and Sussie squishmallows while I rewatch Brooklyn Nine-Nine in an oversized Saja Boys shirt and boxers. 🤷🏻♀️💖
May 17, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I want all the Kpop Demon Hunters merch.
…I cannot remotely afford all the Kpop Demon Hunters merch.
So instead, I gaze upon my lonely Derpy and Sussie squishmallows while I rewatch Brooklyn Nine-Nine in an oversized Saja Boys shirt and boxers. 🤷🏻♀️💖
…I cannot remotely afford all the Kpop Demon Hunters merch.
So instead, I gaze upon my lonely Derpy and Sussie squishmallows while I rewatch Brooklyn Nine-Nine in an oversized Saja Boys shirt and boxers. 🤷🏻♀️💖
Release the SausageCat cut
May 14, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Release the SausageCat cut
In case you just needed like 45 seconds of pure, wholesome…cat 🤷🏻♀️💖
#VideoDescription: me cooing idiotic praise at my black and white tuxedo cat, aka the Sausagecat, while petting her with my left hand.
#VideoDescription: me cooing idiotic praise at my black and white tuxedo cat, aka the Sausagecat, while petting her with my left hand.
May 14, 2026 at 6:54 PM
In case you just needed like 45 seconds of pure, wholesome…cat 🤷🏻♀️💖
#VideoDescription: me cooing idiotic praise at my black and white tuxedo cat, aka the Sausagecat, while petting her with my left hand.
#VideoDescription: me cooing idiotic praise at my black and white tuxedo cat, aka the Sausagecat, while petting her with my left hand.
Attempting to get the Sausagecat to look happy is generally a fruitless endeavor if there’s a camera in the vicinity…
#VideoDescription: a black and white tuxedo #cat looking grumpy but still wanting pets, rubbing her face against my (tattooed, olive-skinned) hand and purring very quietly.
#VideoDescription: a black and white tuxedo #cat looking grumpy but still wanting pets, rubbing her face against my (tattooed, olive-skinned) hand and purring very quietly.
May 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Attempting to get the Sausagecat to look happy is generally a fruitless endeavor if there’s a camera in the vicinity…
#VideoDescription: a black and white tuxedo #cat looking grumpy but still wanting pets, rubbing her face against my (tattooed, olive-skinned) hand and purring very quietly.
#VideoDescription: a black and white tuxedo #cat looking grumpy but still wanting pets, rubbing her face against my (tattooed, olive-skinned) hand and purring very quietly.
Bleeeergh gmorning all~
Sausagecat slept more than I did, but she doesn’t look much happier about it.
(Her looks are misleading; she isn’t actually grumpy, she just looks it, inherited my RBF—in reality, she is intentionally curled up downwind of my morning THC and is trying to get stoned. 😆😂)
Sausagecat slept more than I did, but she doesn’t look much happier about it.
(Her looks are misleading; she isn’t actually grumpy, she just looks it, inherited my RBF—in reality, she is intentionally curled up downwind of my morning THC and is trying to get stoned. 😆😂)
May 13, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Bleeeergh gmorning all~
Sausagecat slept more than I did, but she doesn’t look much happier about it.
(Her looks are misleading; she isn’t actually grumpy, she just looks it, inherited my RBF—in reality, she is intentionally curled up downwind of my morning THC and is trying to get stoned. 😆😂)
Sausagecat slept more than I did, but she doesn’t look much happier about it.
(Her looks are misleading; she isn’t actually grumpy, she just looks it, inherited my RBF—in reality, she is intentionally curled up downwind of my morning THC and is trying to get stoned. 😆😂)
✨🫧🌸 Core Astrid Lore 🌸🫧✨
Age: 34
Pronouns: she/they/any
From: GA
In: CO
Lives with:
-Joe (nesting partner/boyfriend)
-Sausagecat (cat)
Likes:
-iridescent/holographic stuff
-rainbow (esp pastel) stuff
-kawaii stuff
Collects:
-Kpop Demon Hunters stuff
-Stardew Valley stuff (esp rainbow junimos)
Age: 34
Pronouns: she/they/any
From: GA
In: CO
Lives with:
-Joe (nesting partner/boyfriend)
-Sausagecat (cat)
Likes:
-iridescent/holographic stuff
-rainbow (esp pastel) stuff
-kawaii stuff
Collects:
-Kpop Demon Hunters stuff
-Stardew Valley stuff (esp rainbow junimos)
May 1, 2026 at 7:40 PM
✨🫧🌸 Core Astrid Lore 🌸🫧✨
Age: 34
Pronouns: she/they/any
From: GA
In: CO
Lives with:
-Joe (nesting partner/boyfriend)
-Sausagecat (cat)
Likes:
-iridescent/holographic stuff
-rainbow (esp pastel) stuff
-kawaii stuff
Collects:
-Kpop Demon Hunters stuff
-Stardew Valley stuff (esp rainbow junimos)
Age: 34
Pronouns: she/they/any
From: GA
In: CO
Lives with:
-Joe (nesting partner/boyfriend)
-Sausagecat (cat)
Likes:
-iridescent/holographic stuff
-rainbow (esp pastel) stuff
-kawaii stuff
Collects:
-Kpop Demon Hunters stuff
-Stardew Valley stuff (esp rainbow junimos)