Financial Experts Recommend Diversifying Portfolio With Multiple Harebrained Schemes
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April 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Financial Experts Recommend Diversifying Portfolio With Multiple Harebrained Schemes
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This is truly insane. We are witnessing one of the most corrupt cover-up schemes in history—and it's all playing out in plain view.
July 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This is truly insane. We are witnessing one of the most corrupt cover-up schemes in history—and it's all playing out in plain view.
Nellie, scheming some schemes
September 6, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Nellie, scheming some schemes
do not fall for her tricks or schemes
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
do not fall for her tricks or schemes
Not feeling good about giving my hard earned money to the oligarchs, to fund illegal & unnecessary "wars,"or fund any of this admin's crooked schemes.
Not at all 'good.'
Not at all 'good.'
April 14, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Not feeling good about giving my hard earned money to the oligarchs, to fund illegal & unnecessary "wars,"or fund any of this admin's crooked schemes.
Not at all 'good.'
Not at all 'good.'
lili's medical schemes
September 24, 2024 at 11:24 PM
lili's medical schemes
Testing color schemes.🐺
July 11, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Testing color schemes.🐺
Hunter Biden on Trump’s pay-for-play schemes.
July 20, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Hunter Biden on Trump’s pay-for-play schemes.
one of my schemes might end up being successful
January 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
one of my schemes might end up being successful
a non trivial number of the founders were themselves involve in elaborate land speculating schemes that were little better than fraud
December 6, 2024 at 6:52 PM
a non trivial number of the founders were themselves involve in elaborate land speculating schemes that were little better than fraud
Musk belongs in jail as do his minions behind schemes like this.
Elon Musk’s DOGE “planned to mark 2.7 million living people as dead” in a Social Security database as part of a scheme to force immigrants to leave the U.S.
As Musk is on the verge of becoming a trillionaire (thanks in part to gov’t contracts), his men plotted against immigrants with gov’t data.
As Musk is on the verge of becoming a trillionaire (thanks in part to gov’t contracts), his men plotted against immigrants with gov’t data.
Trump officials planned to mark 2.7 million living people as dead, whistleblower claims
A former Social Security executive said the plan, which was not carried out, would have used a death database to pressure immigrants to leave the country.
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June 5, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Musk belongs in jail as do his minions behind schemes like this.
you need some schemes bro. bro it’s time to start plotting. you need some machinations. some mackies bro
February 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
you need some schemes bro. bro it’s time to start plotting. you need some machinations. some mackies bro
Pixel's trying to get you in on their schemes! Don't fall for it!
May 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Pixel's trying to get you in on their schemes! Don't fall for it!
FELLOWSHIP APPLICATION SUBMITTED.
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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His half baked wacky schemes are disturbing.
June 8, 2026 at 10:53 AM
His half baked wacky schemes are disturbing.
Sick of people calling everything in crypto a Ponzi scheme.
Some crypto projects are pump and dump schemes, while others are pyramid schemes.
Others are just standard issue fraud. Others are just middlemen skimming off the top.
Stop glossing over the diversity in the industry.
Some crypto projects are pump and dump schemes, while others are pyramid schemes.
Others are just standard issue fraud. Others are just middlemen skimming off the top.
Stop glossing over the diversity in the industry.
January 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Sick of people calling everything in crypto a Ponzi scheme.
Some crypto projects are pump and dump schemes, while others are pyramid schemes.
Others are just standard issue fraud. Others are just middlemen skimming off the top.
Stop glossing over the diversity in the industry.
Some crypto projects are pump and dump schemes, while others are pyramid schemes.
Others are just standard issue fraud. Others are just middlemen skimming off the top.
Stop glossing over the diversity in the industry.
Working on some colour schemes for the new 🐮 on the patreon. (10 total)
December 29, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Working on some colour schemes for the new 🐮 on the patreon. (10 total)
One if his better renaming schemes
September 25, 2026 at 8:06 PM
One if his better renaming schemes
Trump made $5 billion on corrupt crypto schemes while kicking 17 million Americans off their health care.
Corruption.
Corruption.
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Trump made $5 billion on corrupt crypto schemes while kicking 17 million Americans off their health care.
Corruption.
Corruption.
“Posting pole at 5k” is so pyramid schemes for gayguys
November 21, 2024 at 4:25 PM
“Posting pole at 5k” is so pyramid schemes for gayguys
