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Teddy, Billy & the Black Cats FB #humor #cats
Best toy store ever! 😹
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October 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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Catober Day 12: Lizzie

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A banner at the top reads, "Monday, October 12." Below, there's brief poem: "'Live, Laugh, Love'/ Is how some people feel./ Lizzie finds that annoying / And instead keeps it real." The illustration shows a cat licking rear end. On the wall behind her, there's a sign that reads "Lick, Scratch, Judge." A banner at the bottom reads, "Catober: 31 days. 31 cats."
October 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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Catober Day 10: Joel

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A banner at the top reads, "Saturday, October 10." Below, there's brief poem: "Who's on the StairMaster? /It's this cat, named Joel./His training is focused/ On one simple goal." The illustration shows a cat lying on a StairMaster. He's on his back with his paws up. He's waving his paws and thinking, "Trip the human, trip the human..." A banner at the bottom reads, "Catober: 31 days. 31 cats."
October 10, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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Cumberland County Library System (PA) FB #humor #dogs
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October 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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The Grey Project #humor #cats
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October 8, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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Catober Day 8: Bob

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A banner at the top reads, "Thursday, October 8." Below, there's brief poem: "I'm sure you know Bob. /His art is eye-catching./His his TV show is/'The Joy of Scratching'." The illustration shows a cat wearing a light blue button down shirt and jeans and he's standing near a couch with claw marks on it. He's looking at the reader, smiling and saying, "Let's add a few happy little holes." A banner at the bottom reads, "Catober: 31 days. 31 cats."
October 8, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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Catober Day 7: Clarice

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A banner at the top reads, "Wednesday, October 7." Below, there's brief poem: "Her humans bought her /This "purrista" outfit./And it's clear that Clarice/Doesn't like it one bit." The illustration shows a gray cat wearing a green coffee shop apron and there's cup of coffee next to her. She looks very annoyed and is thinking, "They will pay." A banner at the bottom reads, "Catober: 31 days. 31 cats."
October 7, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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Catober Day 6: Jerome

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#cats #catober
A banner at the top reads, "Tuesday, October 6." Below, there's brief poem: "This guy's always watching./His name is Jerome./He silently mocks you/As you walk by his home." The illustration shows a house with a cat silhouette in the window. The cat is thinking, "Nice fanny pack, dork." A banner at the bottom reads, "Catober: 31 days. 31 cats."
October 6, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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Catober Day 5: Jack

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#cats #catober
A banner at the top reads, "Monday, October 5." Below, there's brief poem: "This Tuxedo cat, Jack./Has one main fixation:/Belief in the power/Of visualization." The illustration shows a cat looking at a Vision Board on the wall and he's putting an image on it. The images on the Vision Board are a scratched-up couch, a Christmas tree that's been knocked down, and a dead mouse." A banner at the bottom reads, "Catober: 31 days. 31 cats."
October 5, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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Catober Day 4: Gerard

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#cats #catober
A banner at the top reads, "Sunday, October 4." Below, there's brief poem: "This cat is thoughtful./His name is Gerard/He's buying his human/A sympathy card." The illustration shows a cat in a greeting card store, standing in front of a wall of cards. He's holding a card that reads "I'm Sorry You're Such An Idiot." A banner at the bottom reads, "Catober: 31 days. 31 cats."
October 4, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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Catober Day 3: Paula

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#cats #catober
A banner at the top reads, "Saturday, October 3." Below, there's brief poem: "Paula posts some great content./Usually humor or news./Her video, 'Dog Bed Is Mine'/Racked up millions of views." The illustration shows a cat sitting in a dog bed. Her smart phone is on a tripod near the bed and she's looking at the screen, smiling and saying "You guys, he is SO mad right now." Off to the side a dog is angrily looking at her. A banner at the bottom reads, "Catober: 31 days. 31 cats."
October 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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They're getting chonky for Fat Bear Week

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A bear couple is sitting a table in a fancy restaurant. The bear server is holding a pad of paper and saying to one of them, “For the salmon, would you like the pan-seared fillet or a live one from the river that we throw at you?” The female bear responds with a smile, “Ooh, the second one sounds lovely.”
September 25, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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Cumberland County Library System (PA) FB #humor #cats
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September 22, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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My cat and my dog

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A cat and a dog are in a living room. The cat is saying to the dog, "I'm going to teach you how to act casual." The dog is looking very excited (body shaking and tail wagging) and is saying, "YES YES YES! I'm gonna be the BEST at acting casual!" The cat responds, "Aannnd this was a mistake."
September 18, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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The Grey Project FB #humor #cats
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September 17, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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Caturday collection
September 12, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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Admit it, Rebecca. It's both.

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A raccoon is sitting next to a garbage can. She's holding a book and talking to a friend on her cell phone. She's saying, "It's not a trashy novel. It's a novel I *found* in the trash." The title of the book she's holding is "Paws of Passion."
September 7, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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So helpful

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A cat is sitting in an armchair holding a pen and a pad of paper (on the wall behind him, there's a framed degree from "Purrdue University"). Next to him, there's a man lying on a chair and he looks a little surprised. The cat is saying to the man, "Let's focus on your strengths. You're quite talented at opening cans of tuna."
September 3, 2026 at 11:47 AM
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Today is National Dog Day. Give your dog a bunch of treats

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It's a game show called "Who Wants to Win a Bunch of Treats?" The host and contestant are dogs and they're both sitting on the stage. The contestant is looking at the host with a serious expression, saying, "D. Final answer." The chyron at the bottom reads: "What is the standard practice when someone knocks at the door? A. Wag tail B. Go to bed C. Play with toy D. Go ape shit"
August 26, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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Delicious

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A raccoon employee is standing behind the sample table at a grocery store. On the wall, the store's logo reads "Scavenger Joe's" and there are other raccoons shopping in the store. The raccoon at the sample table is saying to a customer, "This moldy salsa is great on fish, chicken, or just right off the sidewalk."
August 24, 2026 at 10:49 AM
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The Grey Project FB #humor
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August 22, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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It's hard to be the new one at work

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Two cats are sitting in an office. The cat behind the desk is saying to the new employee, "Welcome aboard! Let's get your I.D. badge, set you up on your computer, and then introduce you to everyone so they can all hiss at you."
August 20, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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Happy Black Cat Appreciation Day!

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A cat is standing on a stage in a book store, talking into a microphone to an audience of black cats. On the stage, a sign reads "Black Cat Poetry Night." The cat on stage is looking at a piece of paper and saying: "'I have swagger, I have grit./ I can pounce and I can prance./ But my ego takes a hit/When you mistake me for sweatpants.' Thank you"
August 17, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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It's from their new album

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Three deer are on a stage. One is holding a guitar, one is holding a bass, and one is sitting behind a drum kit. The lead singer, holding a guitar, is saying to the crowd of deer, "This next song is about a near-death experience I had, where I saw a bright light. It's called 'High Beams.'"
August 10, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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The Grey Project #humor #dogs
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August 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM