Holy Scripture containeth all things necessary to salvation:
November 2, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Holy Scripture containeth all things necessary to salvation:
(For the record, according to scripture, he’s right on all counts and I hope he wins!)
November 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
(For the record, according to scripture, he’s right on all counts and I hope he wins!)
Hell yeah, I read scripture.
November 2, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Hell yeah, I read scripture.
The Intel CEO was tweeting out scripture so I’m sure everything is cool
October 31, 2026 at 10:42 PM
The Intel CEO was tweeting out scripture so I’m sure everything is cool
the way i haven't used this meme in such a long time but i can quote it word for word like ancient scripture
November 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
the way i haven't used this meme in such a long time but i can quote it word for word like ancient scripture
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
— William Shakespeare
— William Shakespeare
November 3, 2026 at 1:15 AM
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
— William Shakespeare
— William Shakespeare
Excel doesn’t make people recite scripture about how great it is.
November 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Excel doesn’t make people recite scripture about how great it is.
Funny how republican “Christians”
only quote from the Old Testament, never scripture.
only quote from the Old Testament, never scripture.
November 2, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Funny how republican “Christians”
only quote from the Old Testament, never scripture.
only quote from the Old Testament, never scripture.
The absolute gall of these fucking Federalist lawyers who now view themselves as quasi religious figures who can write scripture for the rest of us... their bubble needs to get popped immediately
November 3, 2026 at 10:43 PM
The absolute gall of these fucking Federalist lawyers who now view themselves as quasi religious figures who can write scripture for the rest of us... their bubble needs to get popped immediately
LOL what scripture do you think Jesus was quoting? The law of Moses, Hebrew scripture. Jesus was a Jew, after all.
October 30, 2026 at 4:12 PM
LOL what scripture do you think Jesus was quoting? The law of Moses, Hebrew scripture. Jesus was a Jew, after all.
#GOD #USAFAUXCHRISTIANS #CINO
Let's start by NOT conflating God with the overwhelming multitude of USA utterly fake 'Christians'.
Who, at best, 'cherry-pick' tiny bits of Scripture while blatantly and deliberately doing the OPPOSITE of what New Testiment Scripture tells them.
Let's start by NOT conflating God with the overwhelming multitude of USA utterly fake 'Christians'.
Who, at best, 'cherry-pick' tiny bits of Scripture while blatantly and deliberately doing the OPPOSITE of what New Testiment Scripture tells them.
November 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
#GOD #USAFAUXCHRISTIANS #CINO
Let's start by NOT conflating God with the overwhelming multitude of USA utterly fake 'Christians'.
Who, at best, 'cherry-pick' tiny bits of Scripture while blatantly and deliberately doing the OPPOSITE of what New Testiment Scripture tells them.
Let's start by NOT conflating God with the overwhelming multitude of USA utterly fake 'Christians'.
Who, at best, 'cherry-pick' tiny bits of Scripture while blatantly and deliberately doing the OPPOSITE of what New Testiment Scripture tells them.
God hates liars. You would think they'd remember that scripture.
October 31, 2026 at 1:26 AM
God hates liars. You would think they'd remember that scripture.
Can we trust people who believe in a literal interpretation of Abrahamic Scripture (Bible, Quran & Torah)?
October 31, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Can we trust people who believe in a literal interpretation of Abrahamic Scripture (Bible, Quran & Torah)?
I’m neither christian or well versed in scripture, so I’m curious to know where these mentions are
November 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I’m neither christian or well versed in scripture, so I’m curious to know where these mentions are
Just caught some of a Talarico speech. He brought together Sam Houston, Scripture, and Friday Night Lights, which is a holy trinity in Texas. Truly masterful.
November 2, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Just caught some of a Talarico speech. He brought together Sam Houston, Scripture, and Friday Night Lights, which is a holy trinity in Texas. Truly masterful.
You German Lutheran heretics fail to believe in the one true scripture:
American shopping convenience!
American shopping convenience!
November 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
You German Lutheran heretics fail to believe in the one true scripture:
American shopping convenience!
American shopping convenience!
“No Kings”- Rev. Dr. Howard-John Wesley
scripture reference Judges 9:7-18
scripture reference Judges 9:7-18
November 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
“No Kings”- Rev. Dr. Howard-John Wesley
scripture reference Judges 9:7-18
scripture reference Judges 9:7-18
Do you realize that Christianity and Judaism also do that in scripture?
November 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Do you realize that Christianity and Judaism also do that in scripture?
Used in a sentence:
“Deacon Brown was incredulous to discover that his new bride was a femme savante, particularly when she began correcting his Latin and citing Scripture in its original Greek.”
“Deacon Brown was incredulous to discover that his new bride was a femme savante, particularly when she began correcting his Latin and citing Scripture in its original Greek.”
November 2, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Used in a sentence:
“Deacon Brown was incredulous to discover that his new bride was a femme savante, particularly when she began correcting his Latin and citing Scripture in its original Greek.”
“Deacon Brown was incredulous to discover that his new bride was a femme savante, particularly when she began correcting his Latin and citing Scripture in its original Greek.”
Guess when men write fanfiction it just becomes scripture and/or great literature
November 2, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Guess when men write fanfiction it just becomes scripture and/or great literature
These people are amoral. They're charmless. They're sour in the face of decency because they can't fathom it. "oh a Black old man goes to church" is contemptable while they cannibalize scripture without knowing them.
Jessica Tarlov: You're mocking how much Jim Clyburn goes to church? How often -- when do you go to church?
Jesse Watters: I don't go to synagogue like you. Boom! Roasted!
[table breaks out in laughter]
Tarlov: You're blaming the Jews? What did you just say?
Jesse Watters: I don't go to synagogue like you. Boom! Roasted!
[table breaks out in laughter]
Tarlov: You're blaming the Jews? What did you just say?
November 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
These people are amoral. They're charmless. They're sour in the face of decency because they can't fathom it. "oh a Black old man goes to church" is contemptable while they cannibalize scripture without knowing them.
“Gilead will keep on coming; it will never truly be over. But we will never stop fighting” Naomi Alderman in the Observer - on Atwood and the persistence of Bronze Age immorality, enshrined in scripture. Illustrated by the brilliant Balbusso Twins.
observer.co.uk/culture/book...
observer.co.uk/culture/book...
‘Gilead is not fiction. It is coming for all women again ...
Political movements the world over are creeping towards the fundamentalism of the republic in Margaret Atwood’s The Handmaid’s Tale
observer.co.uk
November 2, 2026 at 7:10 AM
“Gilead will keep on coming; it will never truly be over. But we will never stop fighting” Naomi Alderman in the Observer - on Atwood and the persistence of Bronze Age immorality, enshrined in scripture. Illustrated by the brilliant Balbusso Twins.
observer.co.uk/culture/book...
observer.co.uk/culture/book...
Republicans choke on scripture while passing deadly legislation and denying families healthcare.
Imagine an America where reproductive freedom was truly free.
But we have to do more than imagine it, we have to work to make it so.
Imagine an America where reproductive freedom was truly free.
But we have to do more than imagine it, we have to work to make it so.
October 31, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Republicans choke on scripture while passing deadly legislation and denying families healthcare.
Imagine an America where reproductive freedom was truly free.
But we have to do more than imagine it, we have to work to make it so.
Imagine an America where reproductive freedom was truly free.
But we have to do more than imagine it, we have to work to make it so.
It's THIS @mattbors.bsky.social cartoon, but unironically presented as aspirational—and treated as something like holy scripture.
November 3, 2026 at 12:52 AM
It's THIS @mattbors.bsky.social cartoon, but unironically presented as aspirational—and treated as something like holy scripture.
Four inches tall, half an inch thick. Gilt bronze, made in Korea during the Goryeo dynasty in the 1100s. It held a Buddhist scripture small enough to fit inside. A pilgrim carried it on the road.
November 2, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Four inches tall, half an inch thick. Gilt bronze, made in Korea during the Goryeo dynasty in the 1100s. It held a Buddhist scripture small enough to fit inside. A pilgrim carried it on the road.