Timeline cleanse, scroll break.
November 2, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Timeline cleanse, scroll break.
turns out if you doom scroll for a decade you unlock the good ending
November 4, 2026 at 6:46 AM
turns out if you doom scroll for a decade you unlock the good ending
Remember, your job is NOT over once you leave the voting booth!
Here’s what to do next after you place your vote:
—go home
—sit on your couch
—take out your phone
—open Bluesky dot Com
—scroll until something good happens
Here’s what to do next after you place your vote:
—go home
—sit on your couch
—take out your phone
—open Bluesky dot Com
—scroll until something good happens
November 3, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Remember, your job is NOT over once you leave the voting booth!
Here’s what to do next after you place your vote:
—go home
—sit on your couch
—take out your phone
—open Bluesky dot Com
—scroll until something good happens
Here’s what to do next after you place your vote:
—go home
—sit on your couch
—take out your phone
—open Bluesky dot Com
—scroll until something good happens
Can a person happy-scroll all day? Asking for a me.
November 4, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Can a person happy-scroll all day? Asking for a me.
Except the scroll [I forgot what scroll meant] was shit, the doctor/plastic surgeon skipped town and-"
November 4, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Except the scroll [I forgot what scroll meant] was shit, the doctor/plastic surgeon skipped town and-"
Hope scroll, y’all. You’ve earned this.
November 4, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Hope scroll, y’all. You’ve earned this.
tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen
looking at my phone and see all the votes in
I scroll and scroll and can’t believe my eyes
everything is blue, even Maine and Kansas
couldn’t have predicted this with Nostradamus
but there it is, total MAGA demise
looking at my phone and see all the votes in
I scroll and scroll and can’t believe my eyes
everything is blue, even Maine and Kansas
couldn’t have predicted this with Nostradamus
but there it is, total MAGA demise
November 4, 2026 at 7:19 AM
tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen
looking at my phone and see all the votes in
I scroll and scroll and can’t believe my eyes
everything is blue, even Maine and Kansas
couldn’t have predicted this with Nostradamus
but there it is, total MAGA demise
looking at my phone and see all the votes in
I scroll and scroll and can’t believe my eyes
everything is blue, even Maine and Kansas
couldn’t have predicted this with Nostradamus
but there it is, total MAGA demise
I expected it to scroll up automatically, getting smaller at the top.
November 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I expected it to scroll up automatically, getting smaller at the top.
Who ate all the pumpkins?
The Hajikkaki (はぢっかき).
More Japanese monsters from the Bakemono Zukushi scroll (18th–19th century) here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/the-bakemono-zukushi-monster-scroll-18th-19th-century
The Hajikkaki (はぢっかき).
More Japanese monsters from the Bakemono Zukushi scroll (18th–19th century) here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/the-bakemono-zukushi-monster-scroll-18th-19th-century
November 1, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Who ate all the pumpkins?
The Hajikkaki (はぢっかき).
More Japanese monsters from the Bakemono Zukushi scroll (18th–19th century) here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/the-bakemono-zukushi-monster-scroll-18th-19th-century
The Hajikkaki (はぢっかき).
More Japanese monsters from the Bakemono Zukushi scroll (18th–19th century) here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/the-bakemono-zukushi-monster-scroll-18th-19th-century
fights you as you scroll by
November 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
fights you as you scroll by
Tying myself to the mast as we scroll past the polls
November 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Tying myself to the mast as we scroll past the polls
Once again it's great to scroll and see good news in the world
November 4, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Once again it's great to scroll and see good news in the world
A scroll is a brain dance - a recording of a memory.
In this case the scroll that was stolen from the scab was terrible when it was being passed off as hot stuff.
In this case the scroll that was stolen from the scab was terrible when it was being passed off as hot stuff.
November 4, 2026 at 1:42 AM
A scroll is a brain dance - a recording of a memory.
In this case the scroll that was stolen from the scab was terrible when it was being passed off as hot stuff.
In this case the scroll that was stolen from the scab was terrible when it was being passed off as hot stuff.
If I scroll fast enough, the results will come sooner. That's just physics.
November 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
If I scroll fast enough, the results will come sooner. That's just physics.
I would pay so much money just to scroll through a Republican group chat tbh
November 4, 2026 at 11:23 AM
I would pay so much money just to scroll through a Republican group chat tbh
no work today i just want to scroll and lib out
November 3, 2026 at 4:18 PM
no work today i just want to scroll and lib out
By the time this releases my skin will be an elder scroll.
November 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
By the time this releases my skin will be an elder scroll.
ugghh fine i'll ask, what's an elder scroll
November 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
ugghh fine i'll ask, what's an elder scroll
Now time to anxiety scroll the news the rest of the day yeehaw.
November 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Now time to anxiety scroll the news the rest of the day yeehaw.
Scroll for fuzzy butt!
November 2, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Scroll for fuzzy butt!
hey, scroll up to Erin's post and tell me what you see
November 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
hey, scroll up to Erin's post and tell me what you see
November 3, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Here so you guys dont need to scroll too far🤭🫣
I wanna do something crazy. Here are some of my favorites. I want you guys to save some and use it. Comment here your results and ill spam it to my ex🤣🫢
November 3, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Here so you guys dont need to scroll too far🤭🫣