Naan pizza
April 18, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Naan pizza
I’m fine now! It’s cool! I just horde seasonings and tea!
December 3, 2024 at 2:03 PM
I’m fine now! It’s cool! I just horde seasonings and tea!
I knew something was up with seasonings
October 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I knew something was up with seasonings
Happy Father's Day to this badass rack of ribs and not my piece of shit dad!
June 21, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Happy Father's Day to this badass rack of ribs and not my piece of shit dad!
having lustful thoughts about roasted cabbage in lots of butter and seasonings
December 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
having lustful thoughts about roasted cabbage in lots of butter and seasonings
Uh oh, the UK still hasn't learned what seasonings are
August 19, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Uh oh, the UK still hasn't learned what seasonings are
Hello parsley.
Hi sage.
Hey there, rosemary.
-Seasonings Greetings
Hi sage.
Hey there, rosemary.
-Seasonings Greetings
December 24, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Hello parsley.
Hi sage.
Hey there, rosemary.
-Seasonings Greetings
Hi sage.
Hey there, rosemary.
-Seasonings Greetings
I went to a ceviche making class!
March 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I went to a ceviche making class!
i made a salad with cabbage & cukes & edamame & scallions & seasonings
June 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i made a salad with cabbage & cukes & edamame & scallions & seasonings
oh shit you know about seasonings??
September 27, 2026 at 11:45 PM
oh shit you know about seasonings??
No one cared who I was until I put on the nightcap
April 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
No one cared who I was until I put on the nightcap
Conversation at the beach:
BLACK WOMAN: Now that’s how you cook! A little of this, a little of that, that looks interesting, then add seasonings until the ancestors tell you to stop.
WHITE WOMAN: Unfortunately my ancestors were also white.
BLACK WOMAN: Now that’s how you cook! A little of this, a little of that, that looks interesting, then add seasonings until the ancestors tell you to stop.
WHITE WOMAN: Unfortunately my ancestors were also white.
June 17, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Conversation at the beach:
BLACK WOMAN: Now that’s how you cook! A little of this, a little of that, that looks interesting, then add seasonings until the ancestors tell you to stop.
WHITE WOMAN: Unfortunately my ancestors were also white.
BLACK WOMAN: Now that’s how you cook! A little of this, a little of that, that looks interesting, then add seasonings until the ancestors tell you to stop.
WHITE WOMAN: Unfortunately my ancestors were also white.
seasonings are so woke, bruh.
March 2, 2026 at 9:59 PM
seasonings are so woke, bruh.
if you don’t throw a few seasonings on top of your bagel with cream cheese, i assume you hate life.
February 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
if you don’t throw a few seasonings on top of your bagel with cream cheese, i assume you hate life.
My ancestors would have told me to stop before I even so much as glanced at the seasonings.
June 17, 2026 at 7:41 PM
My ancestors would have told me to stop before I even so much as glanced at the seasonings.
Experimenting with sourdough starter crackers. These have starter, olive oil, parmesan and seasonings. Really good. 😍🍜🍽️
August 15, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Experimenting with sourdough starter crackers. These have starter, olive oil, parmesan and seasonings. Really good. 😍🍜🍽️
♻️ Seasonings Greasings ❄️
December 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
♻️ Seasonings Greasings ❄️
Emotional support Canadian here to remind you that seasonings are for everyone. Add smoked paprika to your stew. You will thank me.
November 17, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Emotional support Canadian here to remind you that seasonings are for everyone. Add smoked paprika to your stew. You will thank me.
The idea that my restaurant venture “Four Seasonings” was doomed because Four Seasons would get litigious is so idiotic. The idea was doomed because we picked paprika and smoked paprika as two of the seasonings and forgot salt.
June 24, 2026 at 9:05 PM
The idea that my restaurant venture “Four Seasonings” was doomed because Four Seasons would get litigious is so idiotic. The idea was doomed because we picked paprika and smoked paprika as two of the seasonings and forgot salt.