Fringe Catholic Sect Doesn’t Tolerate Child Abuse
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May 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Fringe Catholic Sect Doesn’t Tolerate Child Abuse
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Practicing some Pokemon
July 29, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Practicing some Pokemon
once again the Juggalos are a more benevolent religious sect than any actual religious sect
Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
once again the Juggalos are a more benevolent religious sect than any actual religious sect
I swear, "a pope from Chicago excommunicates a Nazi-adjacent sect" is like a cut scene from The Blues Brothers
BREAKING: The Vatican excommunicates bishops from a breakaway group of traditionalist Catholics that consecrated them without Pope Leo's consent.
Vatican declares Society of St. Pius X in schism, excommunicates bishops and invalidates sacraments
The Vatican has responded aggressively to a traditionalist society that consecrated bishops without the pope’s consent.
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July 2, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I swear, "a pope from Chicago excommunicates a Nazi-adjacent sect" is like a cut scene from The Blues Brothers
she ordain on my bishop til I excommunicate her heretical sect
July 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
she ordain on my bishop til I excommunicate her heretical sect
every trip to the grocery store holds the potential to radicalize me into a niche political sect. wish me luck
December 8, 2024 at 10:11 PM
every trip to the grocery store holds the potential to radicalize me into a niche political sect. wish me luck
Pete Hegseth’s church is part of Wilson’s sect, and Hegseth has praised Wilson.
Christian Nationalist, Doug Wilson, confirms that children who don’t accept and follow their parent’s religious beliefs should be turned over to the State for capital punishment (be put to death). This fanaticism is real:
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Pete Hegseth’s church is part of Wilson’s sect, and Hegseth has praised Wilson.
Calvin Robinson looking for another religious group to join, like some sort of sect pest
January 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Calvin Robinson looking for another religious group to join, like some sort of sect pest
An entire sect of Georges Costanza
July 10, 2026 at 12:01 PM
An entire sect of Georges Costanza
God I hate sect shit.
so many conversations like this:
"stop being selfish and work with the movement"
"okay, tell me how"
"the movement has decided to exclude you, respect its decision"
"I don't like that, but I'll do my own thing"
"why are you acting unilaterally, disrespecting and criticizing the movement"
"stop being selfish and work with the movement"
"okay, tell me how"
"the movement has decided to exclude you, respect its decision"
"I don't like that, but I'll do my own thing"
"why are you acting unilaterally, disrespecting and criticizing the movement"
January 31, 2026 at 4:18 AM
God I hate sect shit.
Could make arguments either way on whether this is a direct violation of Article I, Sect. 10, Clause 3. Not that I oppose it. Time for states to start exercising authority in weird ways, regardless of whether they have such authority.
January 24, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Could make arguments either way on whether this is a direct violation of Article I, Sect. 10, Clause 3. Not that I oppose it. Time for states to start exercising authority in weird ways, regardless of whether they have such authority.
Still waiting to meet that “good“ sect of Christianity which doesn’t harbor biases against other human beings.
July 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Still waiting to meet that “good“ sect of Christianity which doesn’t harbor biases against other human beings.
this is a country that didn’t even tolerate the globally largest sect of its own damn religion
"This is a country that has always tolerated minority faiths" says Kemi Badenoch, showing no understanding of the history that led to that principle in this society, after trying some of the alternatives
This is Badenoch's answer to my question about why she agrees with Nick Timothy that the "Open Iftar" event in Trafalgar Square on Monday was wrong. Questions remain:
• What does she mean by women "pushed to the back"? Men & women prayed separately but side by side ......
• What does she mean by women "pushed to the back"? Men & women prayed separately but side by side ......
March 19, 2026 at 8:42 PM
this is a country that didn’t even tolerate the globally largest sect of its own damn religion
So much of US foreign policy in the Middle East makes sense when you realize a disproportionately influential Christian sect believes Israel is the material component in their Summon Jesus spell
Sorry, sometimes it's just... Look, I'm literally someone who studies the occult and has done rituals to contact the dead and my mind is still blowing at the thought that we have people in high positions of the government pushing policy to literally set up a ritual to bring about the Apocalypse.
May 27, 2024 at 3:25 AM
So much of US foreign policy in the Middle East makes sense when you realize a disproportionately influential Christian sect believes Israel is the material component in their Summon Jesus spell
Bring back Transportation Sect Pete. I know I felt safer.
April 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Bring back Transportation Sect Pete. I know I felt safer.
The Sect (1991, Michele Soavi)
October 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The Sect (1991, Michele Soavi)
A very apt description of the MAGA sect
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
A very apt description of the MAGA sect
fav/most personally interesting to you dead religion/sect/practitioners, go.
July 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
fav/most personally interesting to you dead religion/sect/practitioners, go.