Where are the men in lab coats with a sedative and a wheelchair?
October 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Where are the men in lab coats with a sedative and a wheelchair?
You could cut the tension with a sedative.
March 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
You could cut the tension with a sedative.
-'Da fuck?!
Someone get this old coot a sedative!
Someone get this old coot a sedative!
Trump lashes out at the United Kingdom:
"The UK has been very uncooperative... They've ruined relationships... They got windmills all over the place that are ruining the country, ruining the landscapes, ruining the beautiful fields... You have Sharia courts adjudicating law."
"The UK has been very uncooperative... They've ruined relationships... They got windmills all over the place that are ruining the country, ruining the landscapes, ruining the beautiful fields... You have Sharia courts adjudicating law."
March 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM
-'Da fuck?!
Someone get this old coot a sedative!
Someone get this old coot a sedative!
The idea of The Revolution is a sedative that keeps you from doing the work now
June 16, 2024 at 4:09 PM
The idea of The Revolution is a sedative that keeps you from doing the work now
you seem stressed, Dave,
why not take a sedative
why not take a sedative
May 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
you seem stressed, Dave,
why not take a sedative
why not take a sedative
Local police officers and sheriffs in Mobile, Alabama, are abducting a man from the waiting room of a car dealership mechanic shop on behalf of ICE/DHS. During the kidnapping, he is administered an unidentified sedative.
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Local police officers and sheriffs in Mobile, Alabama, are abducting a man from the waiting room of a car dealership mechanic shop on behalf of ICE/DHS. During the kidnapping, he is administered an unidentified sedative.
Happy Tuesday. I need a sedative. 🤡
April 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Happy Tuesday. I need a sedative. 🤡
i bring an iced coffee to the interview. only it’s not for me, it’s for the interviewer. and it’s laced with a sedative. when she comes to, she’s wearing my clothes and i’m in her office. her car keys don’t work. i’m with her husband. her kids don’t recognize her. coming soon from A24.
September 26, 2026 at 2:11 PM
i bring an iced coffee to the interview. only it’s not for me, it’s for the interviewer. and it’s laced with a sedative. when she comes to, she’s wearing my clothes and i’m in her office. her car keys don’t work. i’m with her husband. her kids don’t recognize her. coming soon from A24.
Can someone push some more sedative please
Someone said this year is like being awake during surgery and… yep
October 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Can someone push some more sedative please
Someone forgot the sedative
2025 feels like being awake during surgery
July 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Someone forgot the sedative
He might need a sedative.
September 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
He might need a sedative.
Wild lettuce secretes a milky substance that was used in the 19th century as a sedative. It is sometimes known as “opium lettuce.”
And that’s why salads for lunch are dangerous.
And that’s why salads for lunch are dangerous.
September 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Wild lettuce secretes a milky substance that was used in the 19th century as a sedative. It is sometimes known as “opium lettuce.”
And that’s why salads for lunch are dangerous.
And that’s why salads for lunch are dangerous.
Drawing them until the sedative kicks in
January 14, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Drawing them until the sedative kicks in
I’m ready to ask for a sedative 💀
September 24, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I’m ready to ask for a sedative 💀
political fanfic as a social sedative lol
November 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
political fanfic as a social sedative lol
Boats are a sedative for me
September 27, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Boats are a sedative for me
It’s often goons with sedative in a needle these days…
February 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
It’s often goons with sedative in a needle these days…
Comm piece for @milus.bsky.social
Sedative gas, hypnotic goggles, pressurized suit and a separately pressurized nulge. Perfect obedience...
Sedative gas, hypnotic goggles, pressurized suit and a separately pressurized nulge. Perfect obedience...
February 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Comm piece for @milus.bsky.social
Sedative gas, hypnotic goggles, pressurized suit and a separately pressurized nulge. Perfect obedience...
Sedative gas, hypnotic goggles, pressurized suit and a separately pressurized nulge. Perfect obedience...
Again, I wonder how routine colonoscopies use a weapon of mass destruction as a sedative.
President Trump describes fentanyl as a weapon of mass destruction that fuels lawlessness, saying the opioid is “closer to a chemical weapon than a narcotic.” But some experts say it is a stretch to call an addictive drug a weapon of mass destruction.
Trump declared fentanyl a weapon of mass destruction. What does it mean?
The declaration of fentanyl a weapon of mass destruction is the latest move by President Donald Trump casting the nation’s deadly drug crisis as a national security issue.
wapo.st
December 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Again, I wonder how routine colonoscopies use a weapon of mass destruction as a sedative.
I'm confused. Are you suggesting a mild sedative for the cat, or @muellershewrote.com ?
June 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I'm confused. Are you suggesting a mild sedative for the cat, or @muellershewrote.com ?
Lord…someone please get that man a sedative.💀😭😂😂😂
Reality has hit Tom today like a truck and he’s BIG mad 😭🤣
[Tom addressing his supporters at his watch party]
#STOPTHECOUNT Lmfaooo
[Tom addressing his supporters at his watch party]
#STOPTHECOUNT Lmfaooo
June 3, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Lord…someone please get that man a sedative.💀😭😂😂😂
The Atlantic is a sedative to help wealthy centrists get through the end of American democracy as comfortably as possible.
June 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The Atlantic is a sedative to help wealthy centrists get through the end of American democracy as comfortably as possible.