today i learned about
THE SEKRIT JEW VEGETABLE
THE SEKRIT JEW VEGETABLE
a passage from "Beliefs, Behaviors, & Alcoholic Beverages: A Cross-cultural Survey" by Mac Marshall, about the Ukrainian folk hero Deathless Golovan
June 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
today i learned about
THE SEKRIT JEW VEGETABLE
THE SEKRIT JEW VEGETABLE
Jeezus cannot thay hav a sekrit strategy session ANNYWHARE withowt being spyed upon?!
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Jeezus cannot thay hav a sekrit strategy session ANNYWHARE withowt being spyed upon?!
The folder marked “Trump’s Sekrit Plan” could be anything, really
January 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
The folder marked “Trump’s Sekrit Plan” could be anything, really
Yu may ask 'Gonzo waht is tha sekrit to yore shiny furrs? Tell us abowt yore harecare routine." Wel, lots of spitz and a goode tune.
August 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Yu may ask 'Gonzo waht is tha sekrit to yore shiny furrs? Tell us abowt yore harecare routine." Wel, lots of spitz and a goode tune.
Me, Lulu, emerge from sekrit den😼do not tells anyone
May 27, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Me, Lulu, emerge from sekrit den😼do not tells anyone
January 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I cannot tel itis an sekrit
June 8, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I cannot tel itis an sekrit
Kit Rocha sekrit project WIP
June 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Kit Rocha sekrit project WIP
Top Sekrit Information 🤐
January 19, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Top Sekrit Information 🤐
He’s a Super Sekrit Tory Plant apparently
December 17, 2025 at 7:33 AM
He’s a Super Sekrit Tory Plant apparently
I hadtu take a sekrit flite lassnite in tha hellocobber to go to Calerforny to kik a man in tha nards butt iam homb naow. No deduces, Momb approoved.
January 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I hadtu take a sekrit flite lassnite in tha hellocobber to go to Calerforny to kik a man in tha nards butt iam homb naow. No deduces, Momb approoved.
How dares‼️mine beans, inklude mine sekrit thumb bean & 🐾 wiskers r privit cat busy nes not for foto 😾
July 7, 2025 at 7:41 AM
How dares‼️mine beans, inklude mine sekrit thumb bean & 🐾 wiskers r privit cat busy nes not for foto 😾
Moastly are ded and thay are in sekrit plasces
September 27, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Moastly are ded and thay are in sekrit plasces
For a Sekrit Project I have recently been digging through the attic and I still have most of those zines and posters, so if there's a HF 2 -- production design team, call me! I can furnish your Middle Aged Chicago Former Indie Music Person lair!
September 29, 2026 at 3:49 PM
For a Sekrit Project I have recently been digging through the attic and I still have most of those zines and posters, so if there's a HF 2 -- production design team, call me! I can furnish your Middle Aged Chicago Former Indie Music Person lair!
It's impressive how long the completely implausible "possibly sekrit bisexual" conspiracy theory lasted
September 26, 2026 at 8:40 PM
It's impressive how long the completely implausible "possibly sekrit bisexual" conspiracy theory lasted
It’s spelled sekrit.
i am writing some words on mine and @lollardfish.bsky.social's SECRET NEXT PROJECT and it's kind of nice
the words are not good yet, but it's kind of nice
the words are not good yet, but it's kind of nice
December 22, 2024 at 6:19 PM
It’s spelled sekrit.
Now comes the part where everyone tells me I missed the Sekrit Signals about how today was the beginning of something something something
Look, we have plenty of trouble. But this meeting was Hegseth trying to bully the senior officers into respecting him. I don't think it worked.
Look, we have plenty of trouble. But this meeting was Hegseth trying to bully the senior officers into respecting him. I don't think it worked.
September 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Now comes the part where everyone tells me I missed the Sekrit Signals about how today was the beginning of something something something
Look, we have plenty of trouble. But this meeting was Hegseth trying to bully the senior officers into respecting him. I don't think it worked.
Look, we have plenty of trouble. But this meeting was Hegseth trying to bully the senior officers into respecting him. I don't think it worked.
Flerkine nodt only has an beeyootiful beyooty spodt like Malarin Monrow, budt she has an sekrit monster hiding in hers toe! #cats #catscatscats #beautifulcats
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Flerkine nodt only has an beeyootiful beyooty spodt like Malarin Monrow, budt she has an sekrit monster hiding in hers toe! #cats #catscatscats #beautifulcats
In London for a Very Important Top Sekrit Meeting with my publishers….
November 19, 2024 at 1:00 PM
In London for a Very Important Top Sekrit Meeting with my publishers….
I GOT GREENLIT ON NEW SEKRIT PROJEKT! Merry Christmas to me!!!!!
December 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I GOT GREENLIT ON NEW SEKRIT PROJEKT! Merry Christmas to me!!!!!
@flashtastic.bsky.social Flash an ai ar neer th Baye of Honeydurass. Howme ov th #Plundercats sekrit hiydeowt.
April 18, 2026 at 6:21 PM
@flashtastic.bsky.social Flash an ai ar neer th Baye of Honeydurass. Howme ov th #Plundercats sekrit hiydeowt.
RIGHT, new year and time for more Asmo and Thuan
And also sekrit project
And also sekrit project
January 6, 2026 at 8:23 AM
RIGHT, new year and time for more Asmo and Thuan
And also sekrit project
And also sekrit project