#self-drive
The Framers foresaw this problem and figured legislators' ambition, self-preservation, and self-respect would drive them to act against a tyrant.

The Framers didn't expect a majority of Congress would be cowards and fools who cheered it like pigs celebrating the arrival of the butcher.
February 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
my armchair psychological diagnosis is that the drive to accumulate as much wealth as possible eats away at the drive for self-improvement or the internal desire to cultivate any skills or tastes. these people build huge mounds of treasure and then essentially just sit around looking at it, empty.
find it genuinely delighting that people with enough money to never work again (and do literally anything they want anywhere in the world at any time) seemingly have nothing going on in their lives and are so miserable they are just spending the holidays frantically posting
December 27, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Musk’s Doge fired self-drive car safety experts at agency that regulates Tesla www.ft.com/content/ede5...
Musk’s Doge fired self-drive car safety experts at agency that regulates Tesla
Cull of watchdog’s workers disproportionately affected staff overseeing tech on which billionaire has staked his company’s future
www.ft.com
April 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I love kids. I have two of them. They’re amazing. However, kids are the absolute least self aware, clumsiest little puffins on the planet.

Please don’t drive tonight unless you have to, and if you do drive, drive super slow and pay 100% attention at all times.

Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻 💀

#PublicHealth
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Truly an idiotic self-own to drive away US-trained talent.
I just got the official email from the NSF about the drastic cuts and I think the correct translation is "if you are a young researcher who still wants to do science strongly consider leaving the United States if you can." which, really, is not an ideal message to be sending.
May 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Musk asks supporters to "pressure" European regulators to approve Tesla's "Full Self-Driving" system, which does not in fact drive itself.
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Teslas don't use any of the fancy stuff other self-driving cars do. They just like, use a couple cameras and hope for the best?

Well, it turns out that's fine, because humans (the thing self driving is explicitly trying to replace) don't either.
March 28, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Our NRA World: Texas gunslinger shoots herself in the hip while handling a gun then calls police and reports it as a drive by. It happens.
UPDATE: SAPD says early morning shooting initially reported as drive-by was self-inflicted
However, after further interviews, detectives say the woman admitted the shooting was self-inflicted and happened accidentally.
www.kens5.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Watch Tesla self-driving drive straight into floodwaters!

Elon Musk claims this software is safer than a human driving manually.

Do you believe him?
September 16, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I've learned something here. Didn't know that self drive Teslas rely on cameras...
March 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I don't always drive through Parliament Hill security checks and refuse to show proper credentials, but when I do, it's because I am self-important.
April 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Praying they all self drive them off cliffs
March 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"I drive people to prayer" is a hell of a self own.
June 26, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Tesla's Full Self Drive now also available on SpaceX Starship
😉
January 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
just spitballing here but it would be extremely cool and hilarious if someone hacked into all the tesla dealerships and got all the cars to self drive into the ocean
February 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I will never understand bike hatred. the big ridiculous cars driven by impatient, entitled, self centered assholes who can't just figure out managing their time well enough to leave earlier and drive a bit more carefully seem kind of a bigger issue idk
June 12, 2026 at 8:03 AM
clown comic
[originally posted 5/4/25]
April 18, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Watching my Uber driver like a hawk to make sure he doesn’t turn on the self-driving mode in his Tesla and drive us both into the San Francisco Bay
April 8, 2026 at 5:51 PM
February 25, 2024 at 8:27 PM
how strange that selling something called full self-driving that doesn't actually drive itself turns out to not be that popular!
August 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“The only thing that even seems to drive the folks who voted for him out of their self-centered lives of vacation selfies and bare-chested guns and ammo pics, is when they take umbrage for being called stupid for voting not once but three times for the most corrupt and criminal man in America.”
May 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
New: A Houston woman is suing Tesla in Harris County, alleging that her Cybertruck, while using Tesla's "Full Self-Driving mode" tried to drive the car off of a bridge. Here is the dashcam footage provided by her lawyers: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
March 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
The real question for self driving cars is not, can it drive in a blizzard.

It is: how many driving conditions are like blizzards for self-driving?
April 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
My husband had to drive into the Bay Area today for work and was passed on the freeway by a woman ASLEEP WITH A BLANKET OVER HER in a Tesla with the self-driving feature presumably on.

Absolutely batshit to me that there is no regulation of this.
June 30, 2026 at 8:32 PM