#selfied
My son and his wonderful bride kept being "selfied" by Disney cast members who loved their costumes. Can't blame them...
October 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Nah but I selfied with her
September 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
only the real OGs knew the time everyone thought pookie sage was a girl (back in 2024-early 2025)

i never selfied until months later and then a lot of men unfollowed me 🌹
August 6, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I'll go back to my gyaru roots, my gyaroots?

Anyway short sleeved shirt, my blue and skirt, pink jacket around my waist. Sanrio bracelets, golden bracelets and 2 colored scrunchies which are... Petra's color code... I shuffled the scrunchies in the bag and it give me these two~.

Selfied ofc~
August 5, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Get daily-selfied. My girlfriend is playing a band crawl tonight and I’m so fucking excited.
August 2, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Birthday :)
July 26, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Problem: i have become so distractingly pretty that nobody notices when i hide the Skin Furby in my selfied
July 20, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I needed a new semiprofessional picture for my professional outlets so I iPhone portrait selfied the fuck out of it
July 3, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I selfied (rare)
June 22, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Me: looking cute, feeling cute, selfied in the parking lot to prove it to myself

DMV camera: you are but a human skin costume worn by a giant alien bug
June 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I too, love your shower selfied.
May 24, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Haven’t selfied in a while :3
May 23, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Miss, you are stunning. It is our privilege to be selfied-at.
April 27, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I’ve been working on this one so long that I can’t remember when I started, but I finished it just in time for my Nonna’s 1yr memorial bc I wanted to pay tribute to one of the many gifts she passed down to us 🧶🪡🥰

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April 25, 2026 at 1:18 PM
3/4- first: they swore bitcoin would hit $175k, they lost $1Biion in Trump bribe crypto. Eric posed in front of MAL security room and selfied with the security server’s login & basic bitch password.
April 23, 2026 at 3:21 AM
April 22, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Pedo47 thinks if he can AI Jesus into his life he'll get into heaven 🙄
Surprised he hasn't selfied himself hanging out with AI Chosen One
Trump really is mentally ill. He’s in serious need of psychological intervention.
April 15, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I am at the Festival of Bald Men.
April 12, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Guys. Humans just selfied the entire animal existence
April 6, 2026 at 10:36 PM
(2010's curiosity channel voice): selfied taken before major catastrophies
April 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
would it be ok if i selfied rn
April 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Laps in the park last evening 🏃🏻‍♂️🌅
March 26, 2026 at 8:43 PM
It's been a while since I selfied so here ya go
March 19, 2026 at 8:17 PM
The students were thrilled by Roberta Metsola's q&a yesterday, and so was I. (I just heard it's OK to put these pictures on social media :-)

Alt text for both: the EP President being surrounded and selfied in the auditorium over Hertie School's present (also outgoing, year end!) main building.
March 18, 2026 at 1:40 PM