*appears online at 3pm* This raccoon is officially awake, but only in the "technical" sense. Coffee intake: critical. Motivation: buffering. #NocturnalLife #SendCaffeine

Theatre tickets tonight. Show starts exactly when we typically go to bed. #SendCaffeine

Happy first day of Fall semester to all who celebrate! May need a caffeine IV drip hooked up to me to make it through! ☕️ 📖 🎒 🍏

#backtoschoolszn #firstdayofclass #sendcaffeine

What day is it even...

34.5 hours of direct labor tracked in three days...

Four days to go...

#somebodysedateme #sendcaffeine #helpme #amediting #amNOTsleeping

Two detours on the way to Monday morning school dropoff? Even my GPS could use some coffee and a motivational quote. #detourdetour #sendcaffeine #Mondaymotivation

My alarm clock was a very enthusiastic puppy. The weather? Snow. ❄️ My will to be productive? Missing, presumed frozen.

Plan: Step 1: Coffee. Step 2: Job Hunt Step 3: Convince the pup that bedroom zoomies are a crime, and that my head is not a speedway.

#SnowverIt #SendCaffeine #PuppyPoweredWakeUp