Just popped in to say that The Heritage Foundation isn’t a think tank, it’s a septic tank. Carry on.
September 26, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Just popped in to say that The Heritage Foundation isn’t a think tank, it’s a septic tank. Carry on.
Appreciate the clarity
March 5, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Appreciate the clarity
He's not building a cabinet.
He's installing a septic tank.
He's installing a septic tank.
December 14, 2024 at 6:24 PM
He's not building a cabinet.
He's installing a septic tank.
He's installing a septic tank.
When you're so full of shit, you become septic.
June 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
When you're so full of shit, you become septic.
Died of pepsis
*Septic pepsi
*Septic pepsi
June 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Died of pepsis
*Septic pepsi
*Septic pepsi
Like washing batch in a septic tank with no rinse cycle.
August 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Like washing batch in a septic tank with no rinse cycle.
that's not a think tank, it's a septic tank.
September 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
that's not a think tank, it's a septic tank.
meanwhile, on the fair and septic isle:
the tories are proposing to deport 5-7% of the UK's (legal) population
not of immigrants, of all of us
not of immigrants, of all of us
October 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
meanwhile, on the fair and septic isle:
Twitter is looking like a septic tank backfired in Taco Bell bathroom.
November 16, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Twitter is looking like a septic tank backfired in Taco Bell bathroom.
"the enshittification of my septic tank"
February 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
"the enshittification of my septic tank"
Weather arctic. Seas septic. Companions acerbic. Food bubonic. Wish you were here.
October 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Weather arctic. Seas septic. Companions acerbic. Food bubonic. Wish you were here.
A wounded walker (has a septic foot) shared his cauliflower with me.
December 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
A wounded walker (has a septic foot) shared his cauliflower with me.
The patient is septic and bleeding out
April 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The patient is septic and bleeding out
It's like Christmas morning and the septic tank exploded.
November 18, 2024 at 4:29 AM
It's like Christmas morning and the septic tank exploded.
March 5, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Fall into a septic tank with my mouth open…
January 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Fall into a septic tank with my mouth open…
If you’re from America, you might be referred to as a ‘septic.’
Obviously, because ‘septic tank’ rhymes with ‘Yank.'
Obviously, because ‘septic tank’ rhymes with ‘Yank.'
April 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
If you’re from America, you might be referred to as a ‘septic.’
Obviously, because ‘septic tank’ rhymes with ‘Yank.'
Obviously, because ‘septic tank’ rhymes with ‘Yank.'
A joke that's too Australian to properly explain
February 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
A joke that's too Australian to properly explain
They Were Promised New Septic Tanks. Trump Called It ‘Illegal DEI.’
www.nytimes.com
May 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
It’s our septic service pipe! Gene is hatching our septic tank. Oh Gene you silly goose!
April 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It’s our septic service pipe! Gene is hatching our septic tank. Oh Gene you silly goose!
[scrolling] infected. infected. infected. oh that's gone septic. infected
February 1, 2024 at 2:51 AM
[scrolling] infected. infected. infected. oh that's gone septic. infected
Y’all this septic truck is wild
March 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Y’all this septic truck is wild
Septic holding tank🤢
December 26, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Septic holding tank🤢
LOL, the septic crew has a social media intern. A literal shitposter! (He gave me permission for this)
August 16, 2024 at 3:55 PM
LOL, the septic crew has a social media intern. A literal shitposter! (He gave me permission for this)