justice was served lmao
April 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
justice was served lmao
Revenge is a dish best (soft) served cold.
April 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Revenge is a dish best (soft) served cold.
I guess all of us who served after 1945 served in a woke military, per Cadet Bone Spurs.
September 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I guess all of us who served after 1945 served in a woke military, per Cadet Bone Spurs.
Mike Lindell was served with a lawsuit today while doing an interview at CPAC.
March 26, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Mike Lindell was served with a lawsuit today while doing an interview at CPAC.
Rose tea, served in Japan
February 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Rose tea, served in Japan
Never stop talking about this until #justice is served. #EpsteinFiles
May 5, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Never stop talking about this until #justice is served. #EpsteinFiles
Now being served by South Park: Wednesday nights on Comedy Central.
September 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Now being served by South Park: Wednesday nights on Comedy Central.
FYI Markwayne Mullin is not
A war veteran and never served
A war veteran and never served
March 3, 2026 at 1:05 PM
FYI Markwayne Mullin is not
A war veteran and never served
A war veteran and never served
Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out
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May 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out
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I’m just curious if any of the disgusting juvenile delinquents making the ridiculous war glorification videos for the White House ever served in combat. Or even served in the military at all.
March 8, 2026 at 12:06 PM
I’m just curious if any of the disgusting juvenile delinquents making the ridiculous war glorification videos for the White House ever served in combat. Or even served in the military at all.
Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out https://theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958/
May 10, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out https://theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958/
PP got served
September 25, 2026 at 1:14 PM
PP got served
"coffee is only good when it is served in jim crow conditions"
Missouri's AG Andrew Bailey is suing Starbucks, arguing that its workforce is too "female" and "non-white" and as a result Missouri consumers “pay higher prices and wait longer for goods and services" because its workforce is "less qualified"
This is a brazenly racist and sexist lawsuit.
This is a brazenly racist and sexist lawsuit.
February 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"coffee is only good when it is served in jim crow conditions"
he served me poison WTF
September 19, 2026 at 2:24 AM
he served me poison WTF
Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
January 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
Anitta's of Mugler? she served.
September 25, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Anitta's of Mugler? she served.
A single laptop has never served so many people
June 14, 2026 at 3:34 AM
A single laptop has never served so many people