Glad to hear you're shagging again.
April 15, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Glad to hear you're shagging again.
Shagging the twink?
September 8, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Shagging the twink?
TSA guy hit me with a "unexpected item in the shagging area" once
September 22, 2026 at 6:43 PM
TSA guy hit me with a "unexpected item in the shagging area" once
One thing Sadiq Khan isn't doing as Mayor is giving £100,000 of public money to someone he's shagging behind his wife's back under the guise of 'IT lessons'.
April 30, 2026 at 7:20 AM
One thing Sadiq Khan isn't doing as Mayor is giving £100,000 of public money to someone he's shagging behind his wife's back under the guise of 'IT lessons'.
RIP James Tolkan. Forever shagging in Eternia.
March 27, 2026 at 11:41 PM
RIP James Tolkan. Forever shagging in Eternia.
Once again @countbinface.bsky.social manages to make me feel more patriotic and proud to be British than 20 years of right wing whining and flag shagging ever managed.
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
August 6, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Once again @countbinface.bsky.social manages to make me feel more patriotic and proud to be British than 20 years of right wing whining and flag shagging ever managed.
Why do these flag shagging morons ALWAYS get the union jack upside down?
September 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Why do these flag shagging morons ALWAYS get the union jack upside down?
Couch shagging twat.
JD Vance says Trump “isn’t banning media outlets.” Trump announced CNN, MS NOW, and Politico were banned from the White House “effective immediately” because he dislikes their reporting. Reporters from all three were then barred Saturday. What, exactly, does Vance think “banned” means?
#Blues
#Blues
September 25, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Couch shagging twat.
ive gone the wrong shagging way kotomine kirei thought to himself groovily
January 19, 2026 at 9:29 PM
ive gone the wrong shagging way kotomine kirei thought to himself groovily
Fucking flag shagging merch, cunts.
Aaaand, in the great British tradition: cowboy hats.
Aaaand, in the great British tradition: cowboy hats.
June 7, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Fucking flag shagging merch, cunts.
Aaaand, in the great British tradition: cowboy hats.
Aaaand, in the great British tradition: cowboy hats.
Expressive politics was fine when it was flag shagging & vice signalling
September 24, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Expressive politics was fine when it was flag shagging & vice signalling
“Help! I’ve made a movie about shagging but we must absolutely remove as much shagging as possible because audiences hate shagging.”
‘ONE NIGHT ONLY’ director Will Gluck says they cut out “so much nudity” from the film because he thinks audiences dislike sex on screen.
“Whenever people now see nudity or very adult situations in a big theater, they get uncomfortable.”
(Source: variety.com/2026/film/fe...)
“Whenever people now see nudity or very adult situations in a big theater, they get uncomfortable.”
(Source: variety.com/2026/film/fe...)
August 8, 2026 at 8:58 AM
“Help! I’ve made a movie about shagging but we must absolutely remove as much shagging as possible because audiences hate shagging.”
Imagine shagging like Keir Starmer
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Imagine shagging like Keir Starmer
Why is this stepdaughter-shagging relative of Musk of any relevance whatsoever?
Tomorrow on @GMB, interview with MY dad!!
WTF was the point of that interview??
"The father of billionaire Elon Musk was brought on to be interviewed by presenters Susanna Reid & Ed Balls".
www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/nationa...
WTF was the point of that interview??
"The father of billionaire Elon Musk was brought on to be interviewed by presenters Susanna Reid & Ed Balls".
www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/nationa...
GMB viewers criticise 'pointless' and 'terrible' interview with Elon Musk's dad
Good Morning Britain interviewed Elon Musk's father Errol concerning his son's views on UK politics
www.thenorthernecho.co.uk
January 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Why is this stepdaughter-shagging relative of Musk of any relevance whatsoever?
Love to spend a wholesome day at a convention with friendly Scottish families and then come back to my hotel room to find that there’s a British documentary show about sex work in the UK called “Shagging 9 to 5”
March 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Love to spend a wholesome day at a convention with friendly Scottish families and then come back to my hotel room to find that there’s a British documentary show about sex work in the UK called “Shagging 9 to 5”
He was either shagging her
Or she is the result of someone he was shagging
Shagging is definitely involved
Or she is the result of someone he was shagging
Shagging is definitely involved
December 20, 2024 at 8:46 AM
He was either shagging her
Or she is the result of someone he was shagging
Shagging is definitely involved
Or she is the result of someone he was shagging
Shagging is definitely involved
Makes me cringe this flag shagging behaviour, tbh. Especially given the current situation.
January 25, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Makes me cringe this flag shagging behaviour, tbh. Especially given the current situation.
Trump is a cunt
He and that sofa shagging fucknugget of a side kick of his
He and that sofa shagging fucknugget of a side kick of his
February 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Trump is a cunt
He and that sofa shagging fucknugget of a side kick of his
He and that sofa shagging fucknugget of a side kick of his
Rent boy shagging the arse of me
@gazdom2003
@gazdom2003
September 18, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Rent boy shagging the arse of me
@gazdom2003
@gazdom2003
she’s shagging monkeys in heaven now xx
October 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
she’s shagging monkeys in heaven now xx