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BREAKING: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has called Democrat Gina Hinojosa to concede the governor’s race, according to Hinojosa’s campaign. Hinojosa has defeated Abbott to become the next governor of Texas.
November 4, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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holy fucking shitballs that person wants people to die
November 2, 2026 at 11:53 PM
holy fucking shitballs that person wants people to die
HOLY SHITBALLS
Decision Desk HQ projects Annie Andrews wins the SC US Senate General Election
#DecisionMade: 9:54 PM EST
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#DecisionMade: 9:54 PM EST
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November 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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Colom is leading Cindy Hyde Lynch Mob in Mississippi
Holy jumpin shitballs
Holy jumpin shitballs
November 4, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Colom is leading Cindy Hyde Lynch Mob in Mississippi
Holy jumpin shitballs
Holy jumpin shitballs
Holy shitballs
November 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Holy shitballs
Because I really just accidentally yelped ‘HOLY SHITBALLS TEXAS’ in front of a bunch of old ladies.
Is it uncouth to start whooping out loud while the poll workers are taking down the machines? Asking for a me, because HOLY FUCK.
November 4, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Because I really just accidentally yelped ‘HOLY SHITBALLS TEXAS’ in front of a bunch of old ladies.
Wow. Holy shitballs. I'm so happy.
November 4, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Wow. Holy shitballs. I'm so happy.
Holy shitballs!
November 4, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Holy shitballs!
Holy shitballs!
November 4, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Holy shitballs!
Holy shitballs (again)!
🚨 MSNOW is reporting that Susan Collins called Troy Jackson to concede.
November 4, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Holy shitballs (again)!
My pals in Texas have swung blue(ish).
Holy fuckin’ shitballs y’all. That orange wanker really must be quite unpopular.
Holy fuckin’ shitballs y’all. That orange wanker really must be quite unpopular.
November 4, 2026 at 6:50 AM
My pals in Texas have swung blue(ish).
Holy fuckin’ shitballs y’all. That orange wanker really must be quite unpopular.
Holy fuckin’ shitballs y’all. That orange wanker really must be quite unpopular.
Holy shitballs, what a result.
We, the people, have spoken!
We, the people, have spoken!
November 4, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Holy shitballs, what a result.
We, the people, have spoken!
We, the people, have spoken!
Holy shitballs. Good work NC.
November 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Holy shitballs. Good work NC.
I’ve been working all day and haven’t been keeping up. Got Shitballs good? Or Holy Shitballs bad? ☺️
November 4, 2026 at 7:14 AM
I’ve been working all day and haven’t been keeping up. Got Shitballs good? Or Holy Shitballs bad? ☺️
I was going meh to your assessment of Michigan. Of course Mississippi results are HOLY SHITBALLS.
November 4, 2026 at 6:37 AM
I was going meh to your assessment of Michigan. Of course Mississippi results are HOLY SHITBALLS.
Holy shitballs! I hope his lead holds.
November 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Holy shitballs! I hope his lead holds.
OMGGGGGGGG!!!HOLY SHITBALLS!!!!😱
November 1, 2026 at 7:01 PM
OMGGGGGGGG!!!HOLY SHITBALLS!!!!😱
“The Court uses “must” in its legal sense, which is to say it is mandatory.”
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HOLY SHITBALLS
This afternoon, Judge Perry posted an order responding to Woodward's Friday filing in the Broadview 6 case.
She is BIG MAD
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She is BIG MAD
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#287 in United States v. Rabbitt (N.D. Ill., 1:25-cr-00693) – CourtListener.com
ORDER. Signed by the Honorable April M. Perry on 11/2/2026. Mailed notice. (jcc,) (Entered: 11/02/2026)
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November 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
“The Court uses “must” in its legal sense, which is to say it is mandatory.”
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HOLY SHITBALLS
Priorities. They are shitballs and took it personally
November 1, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Priorities. They are shitballs and took it personally