Preparing to get shitfaced on tuesday regardless of outcomes
November 1, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Preparing to get shitfaced on tuesday regardless of outcomes
so who else up shitfaced laughing at the world rn
November 4, 2026 at 10:12 AM
so who else up shitfaced laughing at the world rn
IM FUCKING SCREAMING
I SHOULD BE SHITFACED AT A BAR KISSING A STRANGER RIGHT NOW!!!
TEXAS IS BLUE!!!!!!!!!
I SHOULD BE SHITFACED AT A BAR KISSING A STRANGER RIGHT NOW!!!
TEXAS IS BLUE!!!!!!!!!
November 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
IM FUCKING SCREAMING
I SHOULD BE SHITFACED AT A BAR KISSING A STRANGER RIGHT NOW!!!
TEXAS IS BLUE!!!!!!!!!
I SHOULD BE SHITFACED AT A BAR KISSING A STRANGER RIGHT NOW!!!
TEXAS IS BLUE!!!!!!!!!
im gonna crash ur brunches, get shitfaced on mimosas, and loudly heckle all of u fuckers until all trans rights are fully enshrined into law and the dhs no longer exists
mixed feelings tonight. lotta highs and lows. there’s that initial excitement and then the realization that all this means is that america hates maga more than it hates immigrants and trans ppl
November 4, 2026 at 4:38 AM
im gonna crash ur brunches, get shitfaced on mimosas, and loudly heckle all of u fuckers until all trans rights are fully enshrined into law and the dhs no longer exists
To say nothing of the ones that are just completely shitfaced much of the time
November 2, 2026 at 3:25 AM
To say nothing of the ones that are just completely shitfaced much of the time
WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE FOOD POISONING I NEED TO BE SHITFACED RIGHT NOW!!!!!
November 4, 2026 at 5:11 AM
WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE FOOD POISONING I NEED TO BE SHITFACED RIGHT NOW!!!!!
My wife and I are getting shitfaced tonight fr fr.
November 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
My wife and I are getting shitfaced tonight fr fr.
And he also looks shitfaced.
November 1, 2026 at 10:57 PM
And he also looks shitfaced.
Exit polls showing I'm gonna get shitfaced tonight
November 4, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Exit polls showing I'm gonna get shitfaced tonight
get ready for the tail gate party at bucees oomfs we're getting shitfaced tonight
November 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
get ready for the tail gate party at bucees oomfs we're getting shitfaced tonight
Jesus. Is she shitfaced?
November 2, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Jesus. Is she shitfaced?
YCH visiting the RedLetterMedia studio and getting shitfaced
November 3, 2026 at 8:10 PM
YCH visiting the RedLetterMedia studio and getting shitfaced
This migraine better go away before Tuesday
I have worked too hard and lost too much sleep (and hair) over this past decade to not get completely shitfaced if election night goes the way I think it will
I have worked too hard and lost too much sleep (and hair) over this past decade to not get completely shitfaced if election night goes the way I think it will
November 2, 2026 at 7:25 AM
This migraine better go away before Tuesday
I have worked too hard and lost too much sleep (and hair) over this past decade to not get completely shitfaced if election night goes the way I think it will
I have worked too hard and lost too much sleep (and hair) over this past decade to not get completely shitfaced if election night goes the way I think it will
Post war Stalin loved getting shitfaced with all the other top guys on a near nightly basis. All of whom were terrified of not getting shitfaced with him.
October 31, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Post war Stalin loved getting shitfaced with all the other top guys on a near nightly basis. All of whom were terrified of not getting shitfaced with him.
The final boss of championship celebrations: Getting shitfaced and watching Daniel Vogelbach sing Stacy's Mom
October 30, 2026 at 7:52 PM
The final boss of championship celebrations: Getting shitfaced and watching Daniel Vogelbach sing Stacy's Mom
I will look forward to knowing that after they spent all those moneys on ads that Paxton's camp will fall flat and shitfaced.
Seriously, every day with stupid ads. Screw those peeps.
Seriously, every day with stupid ads. Screw those peeps.
November 4, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I will look forward to knowing that after they spent all those moneys on ads that Paxton's camp will fall flat and shitfaced.
Seriously, every day with stupid ads. Screw those peeps.
Seriously, every day with stupid ads. Screw those peeps.
You all should come drink with me. I get so shitfaced with half of the bottle 😂
You seen me every new year.
You seen me every new year.
November 4, 2026 at 4:18 AM
You all should come drink with me. I get so shitfaced with half of the bottle 😂
You seen me every new year.
You seen me every new year.
Sounds great!
Also, I read 'shattered' as 'shitfaced'. 😬
Also, I read 'shattered' as 'shitfaced'. 😬
November 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Sounds great!
Also, I read 'shattered' as 'shitfaced'. 😬
Also, I read 'shattered' as 'shitfaced'. 😬
bars can be sued into oblivion if they get someone shitfaced who then goes on to kill someone while DUI
Oh, we talking about Ian Bremmer, Mr. “i don't accept the argument that if you cut foreign aid-even valuable, well targeted foreign aid (which some of usaid was)-you're responsible for killing people”?
That Ian Bremmer?
That Ian Bremmer?
October 30, 2026 at 2:00 PM
bars can be sued into oblivion if they get someone shitfaced who then goes on to kill someone while DUI
I would like to take a moment to thank shitfaced me for actually setting up my coffee machine and turning on the autobrew timer
Actually life saving rn
Actually life saving rn
November 1, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I would like to take a moment to thank shitfaced me for actually setting up my coffee machine and turning on the autobrew timer
Actually life saving rn
Actually life saving rn
I promised myself I'd only get shitfaced and party when a certain someone finally died.
Tonight is testing that promise in the best possible ways man
Tonight is testing that promise in the best possible ways man
November 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I promised myself I'd only get shitfaced and party when a certain someone finally died.
Tonight is testing that promise in the best possible ways man
Tonight is testing that promise in the best possible ways man
I was getting sad-cowboy shitfaced with my roommates trying to avoid the victory party until my manager called me and said “No buddy, you’re gonna have to really feel what this is like. I’ve called your uber. You are joining us at the East Boulder victory party HQ.”
November 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I was getting sad-cowboy shitfaced with my roommates trying to avoid the victory party until my manager called me and said “No buddy, you’re gonna have to really feel what this is like. I’ve called your uber. You are joining us at the East Boulder victory party HQ.”
wish i lived closer to some of my friends i lowkey wanna get shitfaced with them lmao
November 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
wish i lived closer to some of my friends i lowkey wanna get shitfaced with them lmao