Does anyone else have a toddler who first names them when they don't wanna do something? Lmao. This child. #toddler #toddlemom #shitkidssay
Sassy Baby Reaction Toddler
ALT: Sassy Baby Reaction Toddler
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October 25, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Does anyone else have a toddler who first names them when they don't wanna do something? Lmao. This child. #toddler #toddlemom #shitkidssay
The Langdon Lemma, age 7: I'm going to Procreate first thing in the morning!
Me: ...
Lemma: ...
Me: Oh! You mean the drawing app!
#ShitKidsSay
Me: ...
Lemma: ...
Me: Oh! You mean the drawing app!
#ShitKidsSay
March 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The Langdon Lemma, age 7: I'm going to Procreate first thing in the morning!
Me: ...
Lemma: ...
Me: Oh! You mean the drawing app!
#ShitKidsSay
Me: ...
Lemma: ...
Me: Oh! You mean the drawing app!
#ShitKidsSay
Me to my 2yo daughter: "we're going to a parade tomorrow"
Her: "Will Santa be there?"
Me: "No, St. Patrick will be there, St. Patrick is the guy who..."
Her: "Talks to Spongebob"
Me: "What? No, he got rid of all the snakes in Ireland"
Her: "I'm gonna get them all back"
#ShitKidsSay
Her: "Will Santa be there?"
Me: "No, St. Patrick will be there, St. Patrick is the guy who..."
Her: "Talks to Spongebob"
Me: "What? No, he got rid of all the snakes in Ireland"
Her: "I'm gonna get them all back"
#ShitKidsSay
March 16, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Me to my 2yo daughter: "we're going to a parade tomorrow"
Her: "Will Santa be there?"
Me: "No, St. Patrick will be there, St. Patrick is the guy who..."
Her: "Talks to Spongebob"
Me: "What? No, he got rid of all the snakes in Ireland"
Her: "I'm gonna get them all back"
#ShitKidsSay
Her: "Will Santa be there?"
Me: "No, St. Patrick will be there, St. Patrick is the guy who..."
Her: "Talks to Spongebob"
Me: "What? No, he got rid of all the snakes in Ireland"
Her: "I'm gonna get them all back"
#ShitKidsSay
My poor 4 year old has been constipated and finally went 💩, it was a huge one, she then tells me "it's a big one , it's bigger than my arm" 🤣 she wasn't wrong #parenting #dadlife #shitkidssay #pottytraining
February 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My poor 4 year old has been constipated and finally went 💩, it was a huge one, she then tells me "it's a big one , it's bigger than my arm" 🤣 she wasn't wrong #parenting #dadlife #shitkidssay #pottytraining
Me and my wife were talking about how our girls day went, I was telling her how the 4yo kept taking things from the 2yo and I kept having to talk to her about sharing. As we are taking I hear my 2yo tell her sister "don't be a hoe bag" 😂🤣😂🤣 #parenting #winning #shitkidssay
January 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Me and my wife were talking about how our girls day went, I was telling her how the 4yo kept taking things from the 2yo and I kept having to talk to her about sharing. As we are taking I hear my 2yo tell her sister "don't be a hoe bag" 😂🤣😂🤣 #parenting #winning #shitkidssay
"Let's pretend these bubbles are people and we're killing them!" - my 4yo daughter
#shitkidssay
#shitkidssay
February 7, 2026 at 11:57 PM
"Let's pretend these bubbles are people and we're killing them!" - my 4yo daughter
#shitkidssay
#shitkidssay
Went trick-or-tricking with my niblings. Wore a fluffy Winnie-the-Pooh onesie. Middle nibling (3.5 yo) admired how fluffy it was when my back was turned & started petting what he could reach.
“Why are you petting my backside?”
*in awe* “It’s so fluffy.”
Damn, I can’t argue with that.
#shitkidssay
“Why are you petting my backside?”
*in awe* “It’s so fluffy.”
Damn, I can’t argue with that.
#shitkidssay
October 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Went trick-or-tricking with my niblings. Wore a fluffy Winnie-the-Pooh onesie. Middle nibling (3.5 yo) admired how fluffy it was when my back was turned & started petting what he could reach.
“Why are you petting my backside?”
*in awe* “It’s so fluffy.”
Damn, I can’t argue with that.
#shitkidssay
“Why are you petting my backside?”
*in awe* “It’s so fluffy.”
Damn, I can’t argue with that.
#shitkidssay
My wife was changing our 2-year-old and she had fluff on her foot:
Wife: "What's on your foot?"
Daughter: "My toes"
Me: *Pisses myself laughing*
I'm sure I'm supposed to turn this into some philosophical post but, tbh, I just thought it was funny af and wanted to share it #shitkidssay
Wife: "What's on your foot?"
Daughter: "My toes"
Me: *Pisses myself laughing*
I'm sure I'm supposed to turn this into some philosophical post but, tbh, I just thought it was funny af and wanted to share it #shitkidssay
February 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
My wife was changing our 2-year-old and she had fluff on her foot:
Wife: "What's on your foot?"
Daughter: "My toes"
Me: *Pisses myself laughing*
I'm sure I'm supposed to turn this into some philosophical post but, tbh, I just thought it was funny af and wanted to share it #shitkidssay
Wife: "What's on your foot?"
Daughter: "My toes"
Me: *Pisses myself laughing*
I'm sure I'm supposed to turn this into some philosophical post but, tbh, I just thought it was funny af and wanted to share it #shitkidssay
Today, I was reassured by one of the niblings (why is that the gender neutral term? I feel like we can do better) that they will not place a live rat in their mouth.
Specifically because they have buttholes. That’s it, that’s the whole aversion. Only deterring factor. 🤣🤣
#shitkidssay #whateven
Specifically because they have buttholes. That’s it, that’s the whole aversion. Only deterring factor. 🤣🤣
#shitkidssay #whateven
August 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Today, I was reassured by one of the niblings (why is that the gender neutral term? I feel like we can do better) that they will not place a live rat in their mouth.
Specifically because they have buttholes. That’s it, that’s the whole aversion. Only deterring factor. 🤣🤣
#shitkidssay #whateven
Specifically because they have buttholes. That’s it, that’s the whole aversion. Only deterring factor. 🤣🤣
#shitkidssay #whateven
"He was running so fast, he could feel his heart thumping in his heart" - #shitkidssay
November 28, 2024 at 5:29 PM
"He was running so fast, he could feel his heart thumping in his heart" - #shitkidssay
My youngest (11) has autism and he said he 'hopes the classroom bully grows up to work in an office.'
#autism #shitkidssay #officelife
#autism #shitkidssay #officelife
January 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
My youngest (11) has autism and he said he 'hopes the classroom bully grows up to work in an office.'
#autism #shitkidssay #officelife
#autism #shitkidssay #officelife
Whoever is collecting my data has to be very confused. Cause I have an almost 4 year old who just asked to see a tuna… which he told me is a fish 🤣 so now I have multiple searches for tuna fish pictures and videos
#parenting #parentsky #shitkidssay
#parenting #parentsky #shitkidssay
January 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Whoever is collecting my data has to be very confused. Cause I have an almost 4 year old who just asked to see a tuna… which he told me is a fish 🤣 so now I have multiple searches for tuna fish pictures and videos
#parenting #parentsky #shitkidssay
#parenting #parentsky #shitkidssay
My almost 4 year old just had a full meltdown yelling at me cause there was PASTA in his mac & cheese. I just stood there speechless cause there is no option to make this better
#parenting #momsky #normalizenormal #shitkidssay
#parenting #momsky #normalizenormal #shitkidssay
a man says " i 've had about enough of today " in front of a cell phone
ALT: a man says " i 've had about enough of today " in front of a cell phone
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December 26, 2024 at 10:42 PM
My almost 4 year old just had a full meltdown yelling at me cause there was PASTA in his mac & cheese. I just stood there speechless cause there is no option to make this better
#parenting #momsky #normalizenormal #shitkidssay
#parenting #momsky #normalizenormal #shitkidssay
My son came home from preschool and I was napping on the couch. He immediately asked if I was feeling sick and saying they had a surprise for me. No, I was just a little tired and he wasn’t supposed to tell me about my Christmas gift 😂😂 #shitkidssay #parenting
December 23, 2024 at 10:08 PM
My son came home from preschool and I was napping on the couch. He immediately asked if I was feeling sick and saying they had a surprise for me. No, I was just a little tired and he wasn’t supposed to tell me about my Christmas gift 😂😂 #shitkidssay #parenting
When your sis threatens to put your mom in a home... only my family. She's only 52. #shitkidssay #nursinghome #old #runaway #begging #funny
November 17, 2024 at 11:33 PM
When your sis threatens to put your mom in a home... only my family. She's only 52. #shitkidssay #nursinghome #old #runaway #begging #funny
My lill brother & my son (both 14) are hanging out. All I hear is "rectum pocket marbles" in stereo then they crack up #shitkidssay #saveme
November 17, 2024 at 11:31 PM
My lill brother & my son (both 14) are hanging out. All I hear is "rectum pocket marbles" in stereo then they crack up #shitkidssay #saveme
My kid just yelled "Mom when did they start putting the adult toys in this aisle" & held these up for good measure. #funny #shitkidssay #toy
November 17, 2024 at 11:25 PM
My kid just yelled "Mom when did they start putting the adult toys in this aisle" & held these up for good measure. #funny #shitkidssay #toy
The Langdon Lemma, age 7: I'm going to Procreate first thing in the morning!
Me: ...
Lemma: ...
Me: Oh! You mean the drawing app!
#shitkidssay
Me: ...
Lemma: ...
Me: Oh! You mean the drawing app!
#shitkidssay
March 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The Langdon Lemma, age 7: I'm going to Procreate first thing in the morning!
Me: ...
Lemma: ...
Me: Oh! You mean the drawing app!
#shitkidssay
Me: ...
Lemma: ...
Me: Oh! You mean the drawing app!
#shitkidssay
Twin A: "Hey Mom! It's a big cock!"
Me: "Beg your pardon?"
Twin B: "A big cock! Look!"
I follow to where they point bouncing in their stroller....
It's a ⏰ 🕍 not a 🐓/🍆... 🤦♀️♊
#MomLife #toddlers #TwinMom #BoyMom #WritingCommunity #bigclock #toddlerlife #shitkidssay
Me: "Beg your pardon?"
Twin B: "A big cock! Look!"
I follow to where they point bouncing in their stroller....
It's a ⏰ 🕍 not a 🐓/🍆... 🤦♀️♊
#MomLife #toddlers #TwinMom #BoyMom #WritingCommunity #bigclock #toddlerlife #shitkidssay
March 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Twin A: "Hey Mom! It's a big cock!"
Me: "Beg your pardon?"
Twin B: "A big cock! Look!"
I follow to where they point bouncing in their stroller....
It's a ⏰ 🕍 not a 🐓/🍆... 🤦♀️♊
#MomLife #toddlers #TwinMom #BoyMom #WritingCommunity #bigclock #toddlerlife #shitkidssay
Me: "Beg your pardon?"
Twin B: "A big cock! Look!"
I follow to where they point bouncing in their stroller....
It's a ⏰ 🕍 not a 🐓/🍆... 🤦♀️♊
#MomLife #toddlers #TwinMom #BoyMom #WritingCommunity #bigclock #toddlerlife #shitkidssay
Is there anything more intriguing than watching a toddler develop their voice? My 2 year old told me "I'm sexy in my undies" this morning and I can't unheard it #toddlers #toddlerlife #Momlife #shitkidssay
February 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Is there anything more intriguing than watching a toddler develop their voice? My 2 year old told me "I'm sexy in my undies" this morning and I can't unheard it #toddlers #toddlerlife #Momlife #shitkidssay
I recently bought myself a romper for work. My teen declared me "as cute as a marshmallow." Being a plus-sized woman, that wasn't quite the look I was going for.
#ShitKidsSay
#ShitKidsSay
June 7, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I recently bought myself a romper for work. My teen declared me "as cute as a marshmallow." Being a plus-sized woman, that wasn't quite the look I was going for.
#ShitKidsSay
#ShitKidsSay
Parenting things that nothing could have prepared me for. We're at the urologist with my 3 year old son. The nurse asks him how he is, and in front of the whole waiting room and everyone, he yells "MY PENIS IS SICK AND IS GONNA FALL OFF."
#ShitKidsSay
#OutOfTheMouthsOfBabes
#ShitKidsSay
#OutOfTheMouthsOfBabes
March 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Parenting things that nothing could have prepared me for. We're at the urologist with my 3 year old son. The nurse asks him how he is, and in front of the whole waiting room and everyone, he yells "MY PENIS IS SICK AND IS GONNA FALL OFF."
#ShitKidsSay
#OutOfTheMouthsOfBabes
#ShitKidsSay
#OutOfTheMouthsOfBabes
My 5yo just grabbed my champagne and drank some. "The blood of God is so yucky!" #Christianity #wine #shitkidssay
March 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
My 5yo just grabbed my champagne and drank some. "The blood of God is so yucky!" #Christianity #wine #shitkidssay