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is this the onion? I seriously can't tell anymore what is satire.
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Alt: Futurama Serious
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September 18, 2026 at 3:15 AM
This is where we are at now.

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July 17, 2026 at 10:05 AM
MAGA crowd gleeful about people losing jobs. So much for loving fellow Americans and being Christians. #shittytimeline #gildedrage#politics
February 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
March 29, 2026 at 3:51 AM
How did this even happen?

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May 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Nachdem Russland das Weiße Haus übernommen hat, wurde nun James Bond von Spectre (aka Amazon) übernommen.

Freuen wir uns auf Film Nr. 26: James Bond tötet M, raubt Fort Knox aus und flüchtet in einer Rakete Richtung Mars. Dazu die entsprechenden Serien a la Martini-Mixing auf Mars

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February 21, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Personally I am already questioning so many images I see.

Is it an image that is supposedly incriminating?
How can I be sure?

I need it to be verified.

I am pretty sure I've already seen the first fake images on reddit.

For something like cooking.
Just fake an images, get likes
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December 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I have said it earlier and I'll say it again.

I do not have a hard time seeing a new axis of evil working together.

Trump's America, Xi's China and Putin's dogshit Russia.

All with imperialistic goals.

It is not far fetched.

Not at all.

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December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Wouldn't the war make more sense, from a pure sinister perspective, to start shortly before the midterms?

Martial law.

No elections during wartime?

Absolute bullshit ofc, but if they are looking for an excuse to go full-blown dictatorship and stop the whole freedom thing

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Is the 34 felony count rapist FIFA peace president @whitehouse-47.bsky.social Trump about to start an illegal war, without Congress, with Venezuela to distract from the Trump/Epstein files and how he himself has caused a recession in America in less than a year.

The worst president in history
December 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM