I'm holding up garlic and
a crucifix. #shootmenow
a crucifix. #shootmenow
December 29, 2024 at 5:20 AM
I'm holding up garlic and
a crucifix. #shootmenow
a crucifix. #shootmenow
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
February 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
March 2, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Change of plans: peanut butter cups for dinner. Maybe I'll have the ice cream sandwich for dessert.
#ShootMeNow
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April 8, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Change of plans: peanut butter cups for dinner. Maybe I'll have the ice cream sandwich for dessert.
#ShootMeNow
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January 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Apparently so😓 Some folk even do caffeine free coffee?!?🤔🤷♂️ I mean WTAF!😵💫 What has the world come to😓 #ShootMeNow
March 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Apparently so😓 Some folk even do caffeine free coffee?!?🤔🤷♂️ I mean WTAF!😵💫 What has the world come to😓 #ShootMeNow
More of the same is like a lifetime diet of endless Seymour food. The wealthy and sorted class running a rent and mortgage farm of undeserving proletarians #shootmenow
September 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
More of the same is like a lifetime diet of endless Seymour food. The wealthy and sorted class running a rent and mortgage farm of undeserving proletarians #shootmenow
🚨NEW BULLETIN: Dems lay down a 10-point DHS/ICE demand list, GOP leaders cry “radical,” Schumer warns of a rogue force, DOJ prosecutors quit en masse, ICE & election intimidation fears grow, VA redistricting boosts Dems, the economy sinks, crypto collapses, and GOP panic sets in.
Read now:
Read now:
Today in Politics, Bulletin 301. 2/5/26
… Dem Leaders in the House and Senate released 10 things they are seeking in their negotiations with Republicans on DHS funding on immigration enforcement operations:
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February 6, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Browns officially submit rule to be able to trade picks 5 years out instead of 3.
March 18, 2026 at 11:35 PM
"Jury pool" is Latin for "large group of people who don't follow instructions." #juryduty #ShootMeNow
April 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"Jury pool" is Latin for "large group of people who don't follow instructions." #juryduty #ShootMeNow
It's a house full of people you don't know. I TOTALLY get it. #ShootMeNow
August 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It's a house full of people you don't know. I TOTALLY get it. #ShootMeNow
February 16, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Despite masking everywhere and bathing in handsanitzer, I awoke with the cooties. Probably some form of the flu. Please send a pot of Jewish penicillin soonest.
#shootmenow
#shootmenow
December 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Despite masking everywhere and bathing in handsanitzer, I awoke with the cooties. Probably some form of the flu. Please send a pot of Jewish penicillin soonest.
#shootmenow
#shootmenow
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March 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
#ShootMeNow
Barometric pressure bearing down.
Flashbacks to the Blizzard of ‘78. I had started a job, graduating early from high school, the storm started, I did not go back for a week. 100 people died in that storm, getting stuck on highways.
#Shootmenow
Flashbacks to the Blizzard of ‘78. I had started a job, graduating early from high school, the storm started, I did not go back for a week. 100 people died in that storm, getting stuck on highways.
#Shootmenow
February 23, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Barometric pressure bearing down.
Flashbacks to the Blizzard of ‘78. I had started a job, graduating early from high school, the storm started, I did not go back for a week. 100 people died in that storm, getting stuck on highways.
#Shootmenow
Flashbacks to the Blizzard of ‘78. I had started a job, graduating early from high school, the storm started, I did not go back for a week. 100 people died in that storm, getting stuck on highways.
#Shootmenow
There are groups of people with speakers and I have to say most of their playlists are utter shite 😂😂
There was a group of Black folks at our starting line with amazing Caribbean playlist but they're well ahead now so we're stuck with Sophie Ellis Bextor and Westlife. #ShootMeNow #AberdeenKiltwalk
There was a group of Black folks at our starting line with amazing Caribbean playlist but they're well ahead now so we're stuck with Sophie Ellis Bextor and Westlife. #ShootMeNow #AberdeenKiltwalk
June 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
There are groups of people with speakers and I have to say most of their playlists are utter shite 😂😂
There was a group of Black folks at our starting line with amazing Caribbean playlist but they're well ahead now so we're stuck with Sophie Ellis Bextor and Westlife. #ShootMeNow #AberdeenKiltwalk
There was a group of Black folks at our starting line with amazing Caribbean playlist but they're well ahead now so we're stuck with Sophie Ellis Bextor and Westlife. #ShootMeNow #AberdeenKiltwalk
And of all the 'men' in the world- THAT ONE. I mean I get how Heritage Foundation and the Christians and the Far Right Wing picked/created him, wow, but as long as I live even the stupidest Red State losers, sorry/ not sorry- how could they possibly go all in on THIS slob. SMH/SMN (ShootMeNow)
April 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
And of all the 'men' in the world- THAT ONE. I mean I get how Heritage Foundation and the Christians and the Far Right Wing picked/created him, wow, but as long as I live even the stupidest Red State losers, sorry/ not sorry- how could they possibly go all in on THIS slob. SMH/SMN (ShootMeNow)
À cartoon by Bizarro www.bizarro.com/blog/2024/12...
September 5, 2026 at 2:41 PM
À cartoon by Bizarro www.bizarro.com/blog/2024/12...
"Tariff wars are awesome! It's so easy to predict what's going to explode in value and cost just months after they happen.
You can make real bank betting on it.
Just this week, the price of toilet paper doubled! I made fifty grand!"
--Enthusiastic R/ShootMeNow user, June 2028
You can make real bank betting on it.
Just this week, the price of toilet paper doubled! I made fifty grand!"
--Enthusiastic R/ShootMeNow user, June 2028
September 3, 2026 at 11:25 AM
"Tariff wars are awesome! It's so easy to predict what's going to explode in value and cost just months after they happen.
You can make real bank betting on it.
Just this week, the price of toilet paper doubled! I made fifty grand!"
--Enthusiastic R/ShootMeNow user, June 2028
You can make real bank betting on it.
Just this week, the price of toilet paper doubled! I made fifty grand!"
--Enthusiastic R/ShootMeNow user, June 2028
You have to take your medal from either him or Infantino. #shootmenow
July 19, 2026 at 10:40 PM
You have to take your medal from either him or Infantino. #shootmenow
Love it when the Oscars get corny #oscars2026 #shootmenow
March 16, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Love it when the Oscars get corny #oscars2026 #shootmenow
It's Monday & I have 4 conference calls #ShootMeNow
December 23, 2024 at 9:10 PM
It's Monday & I have 4 conference calls #ShootMeNow
Mel Kiper projecting Cam Newton to the Bengals. #shootmenow
November 9, 2024 at 7:25 AM
Mel Kiper projecting Cam Newton to the Bengals. #shootmenow
And I'm dying a little. "Shake it for me, girl" is some dumbass country song?!? What's next, Dixie Rap?!? #shootmenow
December 5, 2024 at 5:32 PM
And I'm dying a little. "Shake it for me, girl" is some dumbass country song?!? What's next, Dixie Rap?!? #shootmenow