#shortbeard
July 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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February 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
🪶 This shortbeard was a limpy lad when he first showed up around here. He had a very pronounced hobble and the older turkeys would pick on him and chase him away, he would always eat last. I made sure he always got some food and would keep the older ones off his back.
July 16, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Thanks! Honestly, I kind of figured he would be an anti-ICE guy, somehow.

That also explains why shortbeard broke his tough-guy stance, looked at the camera in a 'you getting this shit?' way, with almost a hint of a smile. "Nope, nope, I'm supposed to be the Bad Guy here, can't smile at that."
February 5, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Cas & Pol's Upsizing story with Rom & Rem has given me ALOT of ideas to play with such an interesting cast

Oreo's Adventures as a Pikachu variant, maing shortbeard cookies, and trying to be comforting are my favorites.

Sage's Tours in the forest, island, and night errands sooth my soul
December 25, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Ahoy! Capt. Shortbeard (@jeremydooley.bsky.social) be playin Sea of Thieves with crew Stumbles (Kat Dooley), Greg (MG4R) & Fooya!! Startin right now! We be hunting for gold. See yar there!
www.twitch.tv/dooleynotedg...
Sea Of Thieves 4nj4 GIF
Alt: This is fine.
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May 9, 2024 at 10:57 PM
New Year’s Day I cut my beard back to its usual shortness. Every year that I grow it out to Santa length, I toy with the idea of keeping it long — it’s soft and fluffy and fun to twirl — but without the hat it looks a bit tragic. 🎅🏻

#SantaBeard #LongBeard #ShortBeard #Beard #WhiteBeard
January 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I was checking out bird site for updates from my favorite artists when I saw the following post. I don't know if this person posts on Bluesky, so I figured I would share the details here. I hope the translation I've added to the alt text is accurate.
December 14, 2023 at 11:47 AM
Its the first time this species has popped up here. Each fall i will grab a pocket full of random seeds from my garden as they mature, and throw them here during my walks with Gizmo🐕-bottlebrush grass, wild rye, northern sea oats & slender wood oat, little bluestem, shortbeard plumegrass, goldenrod
June 20, 2026 at 2:51 AM
shortbeard? really? more like a taurate
January 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
no shortbeard
September 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
1 DAY until TFTW is released!

"Warm moss green eyes drank him in from head to toe and Maher swore all of his bl00d now resided in his face."

Wrong answes only: Who is looking at Maher. 👀👀

Release Date: 20 May 2025
May 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Fuck nae ye stupid shortbeard. Tis ov dwarven oregin, as is plain teh see.
November 23, 2024 at 5:43 AM
February 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
We have never met. But I have heard your name multiple times in various conversations with multiple people, and it has always been that you're a wonderful person. I hope this knowledge brings you that feeling you want shortbeard!
May 7, 2025 at 10:06 AM
This is mostly songs I work out to. But a lot of them are just bangers in general. So I might just listen to this playlist for a while.
open.spotify.com/playlist/37i...
Shortbeard Revelry's Top Songs 2024
Playlist · Spotify · 100 items
open.spotify.com
December 4, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Ah, Shortbeard the Cokesnorter!
No Huzzah for you!
January 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM