#shortcircuit
showing Yandy Diaz to Trump and watching him shortcircuit
Historically unpopular President spent the last six weeks talking about the size of a candidate’s ass and that wasn’t good enough? Incredible turn of events.
November 4, 2026 at 1:33 AM
currently allowing myself to feel little twinges of pleasure based purely on the way tonight's outcomes will shortcircuit trump
November 4, 2026 at 1:25 AM
If Massie is serious about introducing an impeachment resolution as his swan song, Hegseth might want to try to shortcircuit that.
November 5, 2026 at 10:04 PM
If You picked me up and threw me.... I'd I'd I'd... Umm... Brain would fully shortcircuit... Again 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
November 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
The 𝘗𝘜𝘔𝘗𝘐𝘕𝘎 can't stop? ☠️💜

Your brain still works... And Daddy doesn't like that... No...

We want to cumpletely shortcircuit that brain of yours with porn

So just keep 𝘗𝘜𝘔𝘗𝘐𝘕𝘎 up and down for Daddy...

And with your free hand... $€ND to Daddy 💋

#2dfd #findom #animefindom #hypno #oral #gooncaps
November 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Senator Jon Ossoff (D) wins & keeps his Senate seat, 66.4% to 33.6%!

Come on Talarico, take that TX Senate seat & make Stephen Miller shortcircuit several brain clusters.

Even the goddamn Bushes voted for you. If you can't do this, we're screwed for another 30 yrs! #TxPol

bsky.app/profile/boga...
November 4, 2026 at 12:39 AM
ngl the majority of the time if like three or more people are messaging me my brain tends to shortcircuit and that's when i vanish
i've had people complain about how i post on bluesky but dont respond to dms and i dont equate bluesky posting to one on one messaging

bsky is where i ramble 🤷‍♀️
November 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I've never been drawn to dimples, they were just there on the face. Now tell me why did I shortcircuit when this came up 😭😭 its happening isn't it... #nct재현 #Jaehyun
/그 보조갠 illegal (illegal)/
November 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Shrim as the apple car worm is so fucking cute, but does doing dressup shortcircuit Rona's anxiety?? Much to consider
October 29, 2026 at 2:32 PM
and its hard to explain in english, but its when they go to FAR, that they cannot deal with it. people who are normally quiet are loud. people who are nice, misuse or do evil things to me.

and the moment they're confronted by it, they shortcircuit, they do not know how to deal with it
November 5, 2026 at 9:51 AM
This composition makes me look for some old RAM modules and making “screw you Altman” jewellery/accessories.
The original Earth line pantones, along with samples of the Fire and Water variants 🧡💙 #leaves #enamelpins #printedcircuitboard #shortcircuit #artistsonmastodon #fediart
meow.social
November 2, 2026 at 1:28 PM
This is, quite literally, the only Nickelback song I will ever enjoy 🙄
Nickelback - How You Remind Me (shortcircuit Remix)
A remix I did of Nickelback. Dont worry. It's no where near as generic as Nickelback is.
soundcloud.com
October 29, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Isn't that a good thing for him ? If she doesn't break, that just means he can always come back for more, trying to 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙚𝙧 to cause a shortcircuit.

Most people would be turned off by her cold and blunt personality. But the redhead ? Well. . . He's 𝗲𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗿 to spend time with her.
October 30, 2026 at 4:23 AM
my home office is also a room for all of my interests. my easel is right behind the computer screen, as are the drawers of needles and bobbin lace patterns, and the bookshelf with sketchbooks and analog cameras and books on shader graphics. its genuinely the funniest shortcircuit dhsjdhsj
October 29, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Another @linusmediagroup.com ShortCircuit banger from @thebradfad.bsky.social It’s always cool to see @mobilesyrup.com alumni doing awesome things. youtu.be/HT-d6GgUwjg?...
The First New iPhone Shape In Years - iPhone Duo
YouTube video by ShortCircuit
youtu.be
October 25, 2026 at 11:37 PM
It Depends™
1 to start a delay timer
2 to shortcircuit the timer
in how many shots should an explosive barrel go boom?
October 25, 2026 at 3:36 PM
... it is a quarter to seven in my neck of the woods. I woke up early because I couldn't go back to sleep. Your answer makes my brain shortcircuit.

... well played
October 25, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Oh woah 😳 I mean... Humm... So hot 😵‍💫 my brain shortcircuit for a bit there 🫠 you look phenomenal
October 24, 2026 at 6:19 PM
looks like all of the Surge Synth Team projects have Clod in them now. what a bummer :(
October 24, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Don't short your circuits, Johnny! We building!! #LIVE on #Twitch @ Twitch.tv/GamingWithRetep! (Other platforms listed on Linktree at /GamingWithRetep) #ShortCircuit #Johnny5 #Twitch
October 22, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I want a Johnny 5 robot. Pretty certain I would have to win the lottery first. #ShortCircuit
October 21, 2026 at 9:07 PM