He probably shorted the market before the speech. Iran called it.
April 2, 2026 at 1:59 AM
He probably shorted the market before the speech. Iran called it.
I’d be curious to see how many attendees of Trump’s crypto dinner last night shorted the market today
May 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I’d be curious to see how many attendees of Trump’s crypto dinner last night shorted the market today
Doocy to Leavitt: "You're sure nobody here at the White House shorted the Dow?"
March 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Doocy to Leavitt: "You're sure nobody here at the White House shorted the Dow?"
think they got shorted some stoppage time there
July 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
think they got shorted some stoppage time there
Doocy to Leavitt: "You're sure nobody here at the White House shorted the Dow?"
March 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Doocy to Leavitt: "You're sure nobody here at the White House shorted the Dow?"
100% that the trump family shorted the stock.
September 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
100% that the trump family shorted the stock.
June 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
BREAKING Trump just shorted oil stocks.
August 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM
BREAKING Trump just shorted oil stocks.
Look who shorted.
Kevin O’Leary calls for 400% tariffs on China, says it’s time to “squeeze Chinese heads into the wall.”
April 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Look who shorted.
Someone shorted Apple.
May 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Someone shorted Apple.
DoorDash cleared nearly $1 BILLION in profit, then shorted 260,000 workers.
NYC hauled them into the light and forced the company to put a humiliating confession in writing: www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trump-thou...
NYC hauled them into the light and forced the company to put a humiliating confession in writing: www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trump-thou...
September 25, 2026 at 8:27 PM
DoorDash cleared nearly $1 BILLION in profit, then shorted 260,000 workers.
NYC hauled them into the light and forced the company to put a humiliating confession in writing: www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trump-thou...
NYC hauled them into the light and forced the company to put a humiliating confession in writing: www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trump-thou...
Not before his buddies shorted a bunch of stock!
April 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Not before his buddies shorted a bunch of stock!
Somebody shorted that and made a tidy profit
June 26, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Somebody shorted that and made a tidy profit
Who in the admin shorted the market for tomorrow's open?.... The world wonders....
June 21, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Who in the admin shorted the market for tomorrow's open?.... The world wonders....
Shorted Stacked King~
December 8, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Shorted Stacked King~
1. shorted Tesla
2. shorted Amazon
3. shorted Meta
4. shorted Alphabet
5. shorted Oracle
2. shorted Amazon
3. shorted Meta
4. shorted Alphabet
5. shorted Oracle
February 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
1. shorted Tesla
2. shorted Amazon
3. shorted Meta
4. shorted Alphabet
5. shorted Oracle
2. shorted Amazon
3. shorted Meta
4. shorted Alphabet
5. shorted Oracle
ATTENTION: Anyone who shorted oil and jumped into equities because "Donald Trump" posted Iran conceded everything, well...
April 17, 2026 at 10:38 PM
ATTENTION: Anyone who shorted oil and jumped into equities because "Donald Trump" posted Iran conceded everything, well...
If we had a functioning Congress and SEC, they'd be investigating whether everyone in Donald's inner circle shorted the S&P just prior to his remarks.
April 2, 2026 at 1:59 AM
If we had a functioning Congress and SEC, they'd be investigating whether everyone in Donald's inner circle shorted the S&P just prior to his remarks.
So I'm assuming that financial journalists are hard at work figuring out who in the administration shorted Kenvue today, right?
September 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
So I'm assuming that financial journalists are hard at work figuring out who in the administration shorted Kenvue today, right?
get shorted idiot
January 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
get shorted idiot
Probably has shorted the Dow
Donald Trump posted this latest threat to Iran on his social media account at 4:05 a.m. ET / 1:05 a.m. PT.
Note: Reports indicate Trump’s social media posts have been actively undermining negotiations.
Note: Reports indicate Trump’s social media posts have been actively undermining negotiations.
April 29, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Probably has shorted the Dow
i assume a bunch of Rs shorted the stocks shortly before this went public
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i assume a bunch of Rs shorted the stocks shortly before this went public
DOGE is the Theranos of Cost-Cutting
Paul Krugman likens DOGE to a company ripe to be shorted bc of signs of fraud.
paulkrugman.substack.com/p/doge-is-th...
Paul Krugman likens DOGE to a company ripe to be shorted bc of signs of fraud.
paulkrugman.substack.com/p/doge-is-th...
DOGE is the Theranos of Cost-Cutting
And other notes from the Chaos
paulkrugman.substack.com
February 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
DOGE is the Theranos of Cost-Cutting
Paul Krugman likens DOGE to a company ripe to be shorted bc of signs of fraud.
paulkrugman.substack.com/p/doge-is-th...
Paul Krugman likens DOGE to a company ripe to be shorted bc of signs of fraud.
paulkrugman.substack.com/p/doge-is-th...