#shorted
He probably shorted the market before the speech. Iran called it.
April 2, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I’d be curious to see how many attendees of Trump’s crypto dinner last night shorted the market today
May 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I shorted this.
March 20, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Doocy to Leavitt: "You're sure nobody here at the White House shorted the Dow?"
March 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
think they got shorted some stoppage time there
July 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Doocy to Leavitt: "You're sure nobody here at the White House shorted the Dow?"
March 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
100% that the trump family shorted the stock.
September 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I… Think the water might have shorted out the growth ray…

Heheh… Oops~

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June 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
BREAKING Trump just shorted oil stocks.
BREAKING Trump says new talks with Iran to begin Monday
August 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Look who shorted.
Kevin O’Leary calls for 400% tariffs on China, says it’s time to “squeeze Chinese heads into the wall.”
April 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Someone shorted Apple.
May 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
DoorDash cleared nearly $1 BILLION in profit, then shorted 260,000 workers.
NYC hauled them into the light and forced the company to put a humiliating confession in writing: www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trump-thou...
September 25, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Would be interesting to see who shorted everything just before the tariff announcements.
April 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Not before his buddies shorted a bunch of stock!
April 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Somebody shorted that and made a tidy profit
June 26, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Who in the admin shorted the market for tomorrow's open?.... The world wonders....
June 21, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Shorted Stacked King~
December 8, 2024 at 6:10 PM
1. shorted Tesla
2. shorted Amazon
3. shorted Meta
4. shorted Alphabet
5. shorted Oracle
February 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
ATTENTION: Anyone who shorted oil and jumped into equities because "Donald Trump" posted Iran conceded everything, well...
April 17, 2026 at 10:38 PM
If we had a functioning Congress and SEC, they'd be investigating whether everyone in Donald's inner circle shorted the S&P just prior to his remarks.
Great speech, dude.
April 2, 2026 at 1:59 AM
So I'm assuming that financial journalists are hard at work figuring out who in the administration shorted Kenvue today, right?
September 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
get shorted idiot
January 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Probably has shorted the Dow
Donald Trump posted this latest threat to Iran on his social media account at 4:05 a.m. ET / 1:05 a.m. PT.

Note: Reports indicate Trump’s social media posts have been actively undermining negotiations.
April 29, 2026 at 12:04 PM
i assume a bunch of Rs shorted the stocks shortly before this went public
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
DOGE is the Theranos of Cost-Cutting

Paul Krugman likens DOGE to a company ripe to be shorted bc of signs of fraud.

paulkrugman.substack.com/p/doge-is-th...
DOGE is the Theranos of Cost-Cutting
And other notes from the Chaos
paulkrugman.substack.com
February 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM