The shortest honeymoon in history.
February 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The shortest honeymoon in history.
tallest vs shortest creatures in town
August 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
tallest vs shortest creatures in town
That was the shortest ceasefire ever.
April 8, 2026 at 7:06 PM
That was the shortest ceasefire ever.
February: I'm the shortest month.
February 2025: I SHALL LAST FOR 10,000 YEARS.
February 2025: I SHALL LAST FOR 10,000 YEARS.
February 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
February: I'm the shortest month.
February 2025: I SHALL LAST FOR 10,000 YEARS.
February 2025: I SHALL LAST FOR 10,000 YEARS.
The shortest lover's quarrel in the world
August 8, 2026 at 9:48 AM
The shortest lover's quarrel in the world
theyre calling it the shortest ceasefire in history
Fox News: "Breaking right now -- Iranian state media says Iran is closing the Strait of Hormuz"
April 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
theyre calling it the shortest ceasefire in history
May 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
three months, shortest run yet ✌️
December 5, 2024 at 3:12 PM
three months, shortest run yet ✌️
That was the shortest imaginary ceasefire ever.
June 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
That was the shortest imaginary ceasefire ever.
[weakest, shortest man voice] you don’t want any of this
June 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
[weakest, shortest man voice] you don’t want any of this
Togore is still the shortest #deltarune
August 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Togore is still the shortest #deltarune
Hey there, Moon and Venus. 👋
Dawn after our shortest night
Dawn after our shortest night
June 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hey there, Moon and Venus. 👋
Dawn after our shortest night
Dawn after our shortest night
‘The Shortest Day’ illustrations by Carson Ellis
December 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
‘The Shortest Day’ illustrations by Carson Ellis
Shortest memory possible
July 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Shortest memory possible
Shortest Tudor reign since Lady Jane Grey
March 29, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Shortest Tudor reign since Lady Jane Grey
August 1, 2024 at 1:55 PM
difference between tallest and shortest tillie character
March 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
difference between tallest and shortest tillie character
Purple-Backed Thornbill
native to South America, they have the shortest bill of any hummingbird species
📷: Robin Alexander Mettler Photography
#birds
native to South America, they have the shortest bill of any hummingbird species
📷: Robin Alexander Mettler Photography
#birds
September 28, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Purple-Backed Thornbill
native to South America, they have the shortest bill of any hummingbird species
📷: Robin Alexander Mettler Photography
#birds
native to South America, they have the shortest bill of any hummingbird species
📷: Robin Alexander Mettler Photography
#birds
Longest. Shortest month. Ever.
February 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Longest. Shortest month. Ever.
Happy Shortest Day of the Year to those who hibernate!
December 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Happy Shortest Day of the Year to those who hibernate!
58 years ago today, 5-foot-5, 140-pound Freddie Patek made his MLB debut for the Pittsburgh Pirates.
After the game, he was asked by a reporter how it felt to be the shortest player in MLB.
“A helluva lot better than being the shortest player in the minors,” he responded.
After the game, he was asked by a reporter how it felt to be the shortest player in MLB.
“A helluva lot better than being the shortest player in the minors,” he responded.
June 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
58 years ago today, 5-foot-5, 140-pound Freddie Patek made his MLB debut for the Pittsburgh Pirates.
After the game, he was asked by a reporter how it felt to be the shortest player in MLB.
“A helluva lot better than being the shortest player in the minors,” he responded.
After the game, he was asked by a reporter how it felt to be the shortest player in MLB.
“A helluva lot better than being the shortest player in the minors,” he responded.
At least the hardest month to spell is also the shortest.
February 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
At least the hardest month to spell is also the shortest.
For years she was on the shortest chain in the jungle in Thailand.
Today she arrived in America. Look at Bianca go!
Today she arrived in America. Look at Bianca go!
September 20, 2025 at 10:19 AM
For years she was on the shortest chain in the jungle in Thailand.
Today she arrived in America. Look at Bianca go!
Today she arrived in America. Look at Bianca go!
Celebrating the Summer Solstice
—Longest Day, Shortest Night—
Mark Rothko
—Longest Day, Shortest Night—
Mark Rothko
June 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Celebrating the Summer Solstice
—Longest Day, Shortest Night—
Mark Rothko
—Longest Day, Shortest Night—
Mark Rothko