#winteriscoming #shortsguy #beready

First #shortsguy of the season. 2° today.

You’re already a #shortsguy???

Just let #shortsguy s be #shortsguy s. It’s important you share this story of abuse 🙏

A true #shortsguy knows no temperatures

In honor of today’s weather.

#hawkeye #marvel #comics #snow #cold #shortsinwinter #icedcoffee #dunks #flipflops #shortsguy

I went to school with a #shortsguy, and when it was -28c, the school refused to let him in and sent him home to change into "more appropriate clothing". Never mind the frostbite he probably got on the way back...

Never got over their mothers telling them to dress up warm in cold weather? Aggressive cat shredded all their pants? They have no nerve endings in their shins? Science has yet to solve the mystery of the ShortsGuy

There’s always that one guy who wears shorts anytime of the year. It’s 45 and windy. #shortsguy