In science news, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos announced this week that he has spliced his DNA with a short-tailed shrew. The creature, called "Bezoshrew," reportedly bites everything it touches, and has already been seen in a lab in Seattle laying off eighty people. 🧪
November 3, 2026 at 3:33 PM
In science news, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos announced this week that he has spliced his DNA with a short-tailed shrew. The creature, called "Bezoshrew," reportedly bites everything it touches, and has already been seen in a lab in Seattle laying off eighty people. 🧪
Image: a velvety dumpling of an animal with no visible ears, tiny beady eyes, and a pointy whiskery nose. It looks like a small sculpture titled "Fat Shrew" brought to life.
Image: a velvety dumpling of an animal with no visible ears, tiny beady eyes, and a pointy whiskery nose. It looks like a small sculpture titled "Fat Shrew" brought to life.