DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A SHRIMP IN A WAVE
November 2, 2026 at 12:02 AM
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A SHRIMP IN A WAVE
Shrimp Fried Rice
October 31, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Shrimp Fried Rice
✨Roundtober✨because Round is Best!
⚪ Day 31: (fried) Shrimp
And so I present to you our last course! They're frowning not because they just got fried but because Roundtober is over.
😘
#art #cuteart #roundtober #shrimp
⚪ Day 31: (fried) Shrimp
And so I present to you our last course! They're frowning not because they just got fried but because Roundtober is over.
😘
#art #cuteart #roundtober #shrimp
November 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
✨Roundtober✨because Round is Best!
⚪ Day 31: (fried) Shrimp
And so I present to you our last course! They're frowning not because they just got fried but because Roundtober is over.
😘
#art #cuteart #roundtober #shrimp
⚪ Day 31: (fried) Shrimp
And so I present to you our last course! They're frowning not because they just got fried but because Roundtober is over.
😘
#art #cuteart #roundtober #shrimp
Salt and pepper shrimp 🍤
October 31, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Salt and pepper shrimp 🍤
PROSECUTOR: Never? Not once in all the time you have lived at the defendant's house?
JINX: I have never been fed. Not once. Today I had to make my own shrimp.
JINX: I have never been fed. Not once. Today I had to make my own shrimp.
October 29, 2026 at 10:45 AM
PROSECUTOR: Never? Not once in all the time you have lived at the defendant's house?
JINX: I have never been fed. Not once. Today I had to make my own shrimp.
JINX: I have never been fed. Not once. Today I had to make my own shrimp.
You’re telling me Shrimp Jesus doesn’t make money?
October 31, 2026 at 6:06 PM
You’re telling me Shrimp Jesus doesn’t make money?
I made shrimp scampi
October 31, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I made shrimp scampi
This here scrimp
is SEVERELY overcooked
is SEVERELY overcooked
October 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
This here scrimp
is SEVERELY overcooked
is SEVERELY overcooked
The very nice restaurant uptown chose to AI “enhance” its food pics which resulted in ouroboros shrimp
October 31, 2026 at 2:54 PM
The very nice restaurant uptown chose to AI “enhance” its food pics which resulted in ouroboros shrimp
putting the "shrimp" in "shrimpathy"
November 1, 2026 at 3:56 AM
putting the "shrimp" in "shrimpathy"
Me: Mantis shrimp
Scientist (also me) Not a mantis. Not a shrimp
Scientist (also me) Not a mantis. Not a shrimp
October 30, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Me: Mantis shrimp
Scientist (also me) Not a mantis. Not a shrimp
Scientist (also me) Not a mantis. Not a shrimp
you're telling me shrimp rehydrated this slop
November 2, 2026 at 7:52 PM
you're telling me shrimp rehydrated this slop
Bekomme heute ein kl Shrimp als Tattoo 🦐
October 31, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Bekomme heute ein kl Shrimp als Tattoo 🦐
used shrimp this time! (it was on sale)
November 2, 2026 at 11:48 PM
used shrimp this time! (it was on sale)
My shrimp fact of the day is that Black Rock Playa, where they have Burning Man, is an extremely delicate shrimp habitat and you should stop touching it
October 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
My shrimp fact of the day is that Black Rock Playa, where they have Burning Man, is an extremely delicate shrimp habitat and you should stop touching it
this air smells like shrimp
October 30, 2026 at 9:18 PM
this air smells like shrimp
Depressed shrimp fried rice & chicken satay.
November 1, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Depressed shrimp fried rice & chicken satay.
Our Halloween decorations 🐈⬛ 🐈
November 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Our Halloween decorations 🐈⬛ 🐈
Sneak peek: Spooky shrimp scampi
October 30, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Sneak peek: Spooky shrimp scampi